John, Where were you when you heard, "Och aye, that wee fany, we did away wi' him in last week"? I will avoid it.
How about this, once overheard. A young man in Dundee, as I passed him he put his arm round his girl and said, "Och....see us a rave at yer clump."
I feel that could surely translate across the pond to some black ghetto or other.
Mike