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Iota

#420
April 16, 2020, 01:44:17 PM
Man walks into a bar .....


Lucky Bastard

Pohjolas Daughter

#421
April 16, 2020, 02:18:21 PM
Quote from: Iota on April 16, 2020, 01:44:17 PM
Man walks into a bar .....


Lucky Bastard
:laugh:

Luckier still if he has at least a homemade mask (sad to say).

Florestan

#422
April 18, 2020, 02:12:05 AM
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
"Ja, sehr komisch, hahaha,
ist die Sache, hahaha,
drum verzeihn Sie, hahaha,
wenn ich lache, hahaha! "

steve ridgway

#423
April 18, 2020, 05:24:14 AM

drogulus

#424
April 18, 2020, 07:26:13 AM

     Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
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steve ridgway

#425
April 18, 2020, 08:52:41 AM
Quote from: drogulus on April 18, 2020, 07:26:13 AM
     Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

I can't believe I just said that ;).

drogulus

#426
April 18, 2020, 03:38:47 PM

     Zeno walks half way into a bar......Zeno walks half way into a bar......
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Irons

#427
April 19, 2020, 02:25:40 AM
Just announced!
You must have a very good opinion of yourself to write a symphony - John Ireland.

I opened the door people rushed through and I was left holding the knob - Bo Diddley.

Florestan

#428
April 19, 2020, 03:25:23 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on April 18, 2020, 08:52:41 AM
I can't believe I just said that ;).

I'll dream you both away this night.
"Ja, sehr komisch, hahaha,
ist die Sache, hahaha,
drum verzeihn Sie, hahaha,
wenn ich lache, hahaha! "

Papy Oli

#429
April 19, 2020, 03:36:48 AM
Quote from: Irons on April 19, 2020, 02:25:40 AM
Just announced!

:laugh:

Hell of a 100th birthday party  :laugh:
Olivier

Irons

#430
April 19, 2020, 06:08:35 AM
Quote from: Papy Oli on April 19, 2020, 03:36:48 AM
:laugh:

Hell of a 100th birthday party  :laugh:

Wonder if ours will be as good when we get there, Olivier. ;)
You must have a very good opinion of yourself to write a symphony - John Ireland.

I opened the door people rushed through and I was left holding the knob - Bo Diddley.

Papy Oli

#431
April 19, 2020, 09:21:57 AM
Quote from: Irons on April 19, 2020, 06:08:35 AM
Wonder if ours will be as good when we get there, Olivier. ;)

Will be nice to get there, Lol... some nice chocolate, a glass of sherry and blasting Walton's 1st on the retirement home's speakers, that'd be nice... can't wait... ;D
Olivier

Irons

#432
April 19, 2020, 11:41:58 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on April 19, 2020, 09:21:57 AM
Will be nice to get there, Lol... some nice chocolate, a glass of sherry and blasting Walton's 1st on the retirement home's speakers, that'd be nice... can't wait... ;D

Turn it up a bit! I can't hear it!!
You must have a very good opinion of yourself to write a symphony - John Ireland.

I opened the door people rushed through and I was left holding the knob - Bo Diddley.

vandermolen

#433
April 20, 2020, 01:37:06 AM
"Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm" (Churchill).

'The test of a work of art is, in the end, our affection for it, not our ability to explain why it is good' (Stanley Kubrick).

Pohjolas Daughter

#434
April 28, 2020, 05:46:01 AM
Quote from: geralmar on April 28, 2020, 03:48:38 AM

:)  Where's her bag though to pick things up?   >:(

Irons

#436
April 28, 2020, 08:02:04 AM
You must have a very good opinion of yourself to write a symphony - John Ireland.

I opened the door people rushed through and I was left holding the knob - Bo Diddley.

geralmar

#437
April 28, 2020, 12:57:33 PM

SimonNZ

#438
April 28, 2020, 05:02:14 PM

Pohjolas Daughter

#439
April 30, 2020, 05:18:38 AM
Quote from: George on April 29, 2020, 03:02:39 PM
My doctor prescribed anti-gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in.
Boooo! :laugh:
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