Author Topic: The Joke Thread (Read 43310 times)

North Star · « **Reply #420 on:** September 04, 2017, 09:56:18 AM »

Quote from: vandermolen on September 04, 2017, 09:11:51 AM

Mark Steele's explanation of a 'Freudian Slip'

'I was having breakfast with my mother in law last week when I made an embarrassing Freudian Slip. I meant to say 'please would you mind passing the butter' but instead of that I said 'you stupid cow - you've ruined my life'.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/R87VRUvmNh0" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/R87VRUvmNh0</a>

snyprrr · « **Reply #421 on:** September 04, 2017, 11:31:41 AM »

Why did the astronomer put a hamburger in the bathtub?

Cause he wanted a meatier shower!

drogulus · « **Reply #422 on:** September 04, 2017, 01:12:32 PM »

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

vandermolen · « **Reply #423 on:** September 04, 2017, 10:38:17 PM »

Quote from: North Star on September 04, 2017, 09:56:18 AM

Excellent! I wonder which came first - this or Mark Steele. He did a series on scientists in history. The other one which made me laugh was, while dresseh up as Newton with a 'Newton's Cradle' in front of him he demonstrated his theory of gravity not by using it but by smashing the whole thing into a vase at the end of the table.

Here is Mark Steel's lecture on Freud.
I put an extraneous 'e' on his name in earlier posts:

https://youtu.be/Etiwwbpr1Y4

Here is his lecture on Newton. The demonstration using Newton's Crasle is at about 9.15 minutes.

https://youtu.be/cEbreJsRo08

vandermolen · « **Reply #424 on:** September 04, 2017, 10:38:51 PM »

Quote from: snyprrr on September 04, 2017, 11:31:41 AM

Why did the astronomer put a hamburger in the bathtub?

Cause he wanted a meatier shower!

Excellent! 😀

George · « **Reply #425 on:** May 09, 2018, 05:44:40 AM »

"I used to date this girl who worked for a record company. After our first date, she sent me a bunch of CDs in the mail. Now I just need to take her out three more times over the next five years."

- Jeff Ross

geralmar · « **Reply #426 on:** May 26, 2018, 08:43:45 AM »

Quote from: North Star on August 13, 2015, 01:55:48 AM

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? … a person who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Then there was the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa.

vandermolen · « **Reply #427 on:** April 13, 2019, 03:13:30 AM »

My daughter posted this to me:

George · « **Reply #428 on:** April 13, 2019, 04:59:01 AM »

SimonNZ · « **Reply #429 on:** April 19, 2019, 05:20:13 PM »

For Passover:

JBS · « **Reply #430 on:** April 19, 2019, 05:25:12 PM »

Quote from: SimonNZ on April 19, 2019, 05:20:13 PM

For Passover:

Ken B · « **Reply #431 on:** April 19, 2019, 05:35:38 PM »

Quote from: SimonNZ on April 19, 2019, 05:20:13 PM

For Passover:

It scares me that I get that joke.

Note a joke, but sad, and related: Recently the AP reported that when in mourning Jews sit and shiver.

Who paid for the last supper?
Jesus got nailed for it.