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Iota

#420
April 16, 2020, 01:44:17 PM
Man walks into a bar .....


Lucky Bastard

Pohjolas Daughter

#421
April 16, 2020, 02:18:21 PM
Quote from: Iota on April 16, 2020, 01:44:17 PM
Man walks into a bar .....


Lucky Bastard
:laugh:

Luckier still if he has at least a homemade mask (sad to say).

Florestan

#422
April 18, 2020, 02:12:05 AM
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
"Beauty must appeal to the senses, must provide us with immediate enjoyment, must impress us or insinuate itself into us without any effort on our part." - Claude Debussy

steve ridgway

#423
April 18, 2020, 05:24:14 AM

drogulus

#424
April 18, 2020, 07:26:13 AM

     Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
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steve ridgway

#425
April 18, 2020, 08:52:41 AM
Quote from: drogulus on April 18, 2020, 07:26:13 AM
     Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

I can't believe I just said that ;).

drogulus

#426
April 18, 2020, 03:38:47 PM

     Zeno walks half way into a bar......Zeno walks half way into a bar......
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Irons

#427
April 19, 2020, 02:25:40 AM
Just announced!
You must have a very good opinion of yourself to write a symphony - John Ireland.

I opened the door people rushed through and I was left holding the knob - Bo Diddley.

Florestan

#428
April 19, 2020, 03:25:23 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on April 18, 2020, 08:52:41 AM
I can't believe I just said that ;).

I'll dream you both away this night.
"Beauty must appeal to the senses, must provide us with immediate enjoyment, must impress us or insinuate itself into us without any effort on our part." - Claude Debussy

Papy Oli

#429
April 19, 2020, 03:36:48 AM
Quote from: Irons on April 19, 2020, 02:25:40 AM
Just announced!

:laugh:

Hell of a 100th birthday party  :laugh:
Olivier

Irons

#430
April 19, 2020, 06:08:35 AM
Quote from: Papy Oli on April 19, 2020, 03:36:48 AM
:laugh:

Hell of a 100th birthday party  :laugh:

Wonder if ours will be as good when we get there, Olivier. ;)
You must have a very good opinion of yourself to write a symphony - John Ireland.

I opened the door people rushed through and I was left holding the knob - Bo Diddley.

Papy Oli

#431
April 19, 2020, 09:21:57 AM
Quote from: Irons on April 19, 2020, 06:08:35 AM
Wonder if ours will be as good when we get there, Olivier. ;)

Will be nice to get there, Lol... some nice chocolate, a glass of sherry and blasting Walton's 1st on the retirement home's speakers, that'd be nice... can't wait... ;D
Olivier

Irons

#432
April 19, 2020, 11:41:58 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on April 19, 2020, 09:21:57 AM
Will be nice to get there, Lol... some nice chocolate, a glass of sherry and blasting Walton's 1st on the retirement home's speakers, that'd be nice... can't wait... ;D

Turn it up a bit! I can't hear it!!
You must have a very good opinion of yourself to write a symphony - John Ireland.

I opened the door people rushed through and I was left holding the knob - Bo Diddley.

vandermolen

#433
April 20, 2020, 01:37:06 AM
"Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm" (Churchill).

'The test of a work of art is, in the end, our affection for it, not our ability to explain why it is good' (Stanley Kubrick).

Pohjolas Daughter

#434
April 28, 2020, 05:46:01 AM
Quote from: geralmar on April 28, 2020, 03:48:38 AM

:)  Where's her bag though to pick things up?   >:(

Irons

#436
April 28, 2020, 08:02:04 AM
You must have a very good opinion of yourself to write a symphony - John Ireland.

I opened the door people rushed through and I was left holding the knob - Bo Diddley.

geralmar

#437
April 28, 2020, 12:57:33 PM

SimonNZ

#438
April 28, 2020, 05:02:14 PM

Pohjolas Daughter

#439
April 30, 2020, 05:18:38 AM
Quote from: George on April 29, 2020, 03:02:39 PM
My doctor prescribed anti-gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in.
Boooo! :laugh:
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