One-liner Thread

[mn dave]

Maciek said so.  0:)

[Maciek]

You brilliant man!

[Maciek]

This should be stickied.

[The new erato]

Shouldn't this thread be in "The Liner"?

[mn dave]

Of course, one-liners work best as replies to multi-liner posts. 

[Florestan]

I
hate
one-
liners
that
do
not
originate
from
the
experts.

[karlhenning]

Don't be hatin' on the one-liner amateurs!

[Florestan]

Don't be hatin' on the one-liner amateurs!

I hate sin but love the sinners.

[greg]

I
hate
one-
liners
that
do
not
originate
from
the
experts.

Ahem, that's a 12-liner.

[karlhenning]

Exactly. Self-effacingly holistic.

[greg]

Exactly. Self-effacingly holistic.

Does this count as one or two lines? Two sentences, yet one line. 

[karlhenning]

You see, we are already exploring richness, ambiguity, anti-oxidants.

[mn dave]

Does this count as one or two lines? Two sentences, yet one line. 

Ask mr. sidozey.

[karlhenning]

(* researching "invasive humor" *)

[Florestan]

A thing of beauty good one-liner is a joy forever.

[The new erato]

Can an underliner be a one-liner?

[karlhenning]

Signor Ravelli's first selection will be "Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping" with a male chorus.

[Florestan]

Only if it's a strikethrough-liner as well.

[The new erato]

Signor Ravelli's first selection will be "Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping" with a male chorus.

Shouldn't that be Signor Ravelli's first selection will be "Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping with a male chorus".

[karlhenning]

Well, the punctuation is fluid as the male chorus trip over the tongue.