Cato's Grammar Grumble

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Karl Henning

Quote from: Cato on September 06, 2015, 05:08:41 AM
During a trip along Ohio's back roads to Lake Erie, we went past a farm that had a sign by the road.  The sign said the same thing on both sides:

"Genes for sale."

I told Mrs. Cato we should stop and buy some DNA sequences!   0:)

That's one twisted sign  8)
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

Scion7

"Genes For Sale"

Maybe some woman was selling her husband and didn't punctuate properly?
When, a few months before his death, Rachmaninov lamented that he no longer had the "strength and fire" to compose, friends reminded him of the Symphonic Dances, so charged with fire and strength. "Yes," he admitted. "I don't know how that happened. That was probably my last flicker."

Karl Henning

Or, she was polyandrous, and insisted on marrying a man only if his name was Eugene.
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

North Star

"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it." - Confucius

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Cato



Quote from: Scion7 on September 06, 2015, 06:05:37 AM
"Genes For Sale"

Maybe some woman was selling her husband and didn't punctuate properly?

Quote from: karlhenning on September 06, 2015, 06:21:08 AM
Or, she was polyandrous, and insisted on marrying a man only if his name was Eugene.

:laugh:  Both good possibilities!  Of course, maybe the owner is a "Frankenfarmer" and has nothing against "Genetically Modified Food."

I was just jarred by some bad grammar in the British offering on PBS called Arthur and George: I believe it was the Conan Doyle character who was speaking.

"...with my wife and I..."    ??? ??? ???

I do not believe Sir Arthur would have made such a mistake!  8)    If people stopped and thought: "Does anyone say: 'He wants to talk with I' ?"  then this error would fade away.
"Meet Miss Ruth Sherwood, from Columbus, Ohio, the Middle of the Universe!"

- Brian Aherne introducing Rosalind Russell in  My Sister Eileen (1942)

Karl Henning

Quote from: Todd on September 15, 2015, 07:51:18 AM
But I like hanging chads.

Damn sloppy journalism:

Quote from: Ed Pilkington. . . the notorious "hanging chad" affair that shook the country in 2000 and propelled George W Bush into the White House, experts on electoral procedures are warning.

I am not at all convinced that it was any matter of propulsion, but it was certainly not L'affaire tchad which propelled him there.
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

jochanaan

Quote from: karlhenning on September 15, 2015, 08:43:59 AM
Damn sloppy journalism:

I am not at all convinced that it was any matter of propulsion, but it was certainly not L'affaire tchad which propelled him there.
More like, a tame Supreme Court. :P
Imagination + discipline = creativity

Ken B

Quote from: jochanaan on September 16, 2015, 06:08:29 PM
More like, a tame Supreme Court. :P

Piffle. Aside from anything else, you know they did do post facto recounts, right? Which Bush won.

Here's a test for you. The USSC rejected the recount. What was the vote?

It was 7-2. The 5-4 was on another issue, about further recounts and timing.

Karl Henning

Well, we are in effect demonstrating why it is understandable that a UK journo could garble the facts  8)
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

Karl Henning

Good God, Vanessa:

Quote from: Vanessa WilliamsShe also offered a strong explanation for one of the defining characteristics of
the race so far: why non-politicians, including she, Trump and retired
neurosurgeon Ben Carson, were drawing majority support from Republican voters.

... including she ? ? ? ! ! !
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

Karl Henning

QuoteJeb Bush looked better than he did in the first debate, but likely didn't do
enough to bring his poll numbers back up or sooth his donors' growing fears.

In sooth!  Is that really an alternate spelling for soothe?
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

Ken B

Quote from: karlhenning on September 17, 2015, 04:22:23 AM
Good God, Vanessa:

... including she ? ? ? ! ! !

Appalling.
"including s/he"


>:D

North Star

Quote from: karlhenning on September 17, 2015, 06:54:19 AM
In sooth!  Is that really an alternate spelling for soothe?
Sooth is a noun and soothe a verb.
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it." - Confucius

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Cato

Quote from: North Star on September 17, 2015, 07:03:50 AM
Sooth is a noun and soothe a verb.

And that's the sooth!   0:)

From USA Today online version, in a story about preserving brain power in old age:

Quote"The committee did say the evidence "provides some justification for individual choices to eat less meat and more nuts and legumes, whole grains, and monounsaturated fats, such as olive oil, to perverse cognitive health."
:o :o :o

Well, the word is spelled correctly!   $:)

See:  http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2015/09/20/brain-diets-supplements/72248670/
"Meet Miss Ruth Sherwood, from Columbus, Ohio, the Middle of the Universe!"

- Brian Aherne introducing Rosalind Russell in  My Sister Eileen (1942)

North Star

Quote from: Cato on September 21, 2015, 04:09:24 AM
From USA Today online version, in a story about preserving brain power in old age:
   :o :o :o

Well, the word is spelled correctly!   $:)

See:  http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2015/09/20/brain-diets-supplements/72248670/
Shouldn't it actually be pervert, though?  ::)
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it." - Confucius

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Cato

Quote from: North Star on September 21, 2015, 04:16:45 AM
Shouldn't it actually be pervert, though?  ::)

Heh-heh!  I suspect somebody had the letters really scrambled and saw the red line underneath it, hit "spell check" to unscramble it without checking carefully, saw the red line disappear, and hit "send." 
"Meet Miss Ruth Sherwood, from Columbus, Ohio, the Middle of the Universe!"

- Brian Aherne introducing Rosalind Russell in  My Sister Eileen (1942)

North Star

A case of suspicious quotation marks in the title of a Youtube video. Perhaps the photographs are of forgeries. How much would you pay for a "genuine painting" by "Claude Monet"?  ::)
QuoteGabriel FAURE': Pavane, Op. 50 - Paintings By "CLAUDE MONET"
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it." - Confucius

My photographs on Flickr

Karl Henning

Not a full-on grumble . . . I had to see a headline phrased differently, to understand that Woman Burned as Baby Finally Reunites With Nurse Who Cared for Her was meant as Woman [ Burned as Baby ] Finally Reunites With Nurse Who Cared for Her rather than Woman Burned . . . as Baby Finally Reunites With Nurse Who Cared for Her.
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

Karl Henning

Probably a downstream effect of burned having served as slang in my high school . . . .
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

Ken B

Quote from: karlhenning on October 01, 2015, 11:04:49 AM
Probably a downstream effect of burned having served as slang in my high school . . . .

If I saw a baby reunited withnurse I'd be burned too.