Snyprrr's Musical Puns

[snyprrr]

Just for completeness, I include the granddaddy of musical puns:

Why couldn't they find Mozart's teacher?

Cause he was Haydn.





What do composers take to the grocery store?

The Chopin Liszt.





Did you hear about the composers who made a suicide pact?

Yea, they Copland to Kodaly.





Which composer gossiped at the pub?

Bar-talk.





What's a composer's favorite cereal?

Raison Brahms.





more?...

[Opus106]

No, please. I can't handel any more.

[ChamberNut]

Musical puns?!  I think I may have found another soul-mate on this board. 

[karlhenning]

There was one using Ippolitov-Ivanov, but I forget how it goes . . . .

[matti]

What was Igor's name when he still was a poor and hungry ski bum, before making it as a composer?






Starvin' ski

[Superhorn]

   Recently, Vladimir Putin was having a dinner party at his Moscow home. He discussed what would be on the menu with his wife.
He was not sure that roast boar would be a good idea, but the Mrs. said"Boar is good enough".


                     

[springrite]

Courtesy of Benny Hill, a note left at a music teacher's door:

"Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet."

[Superhorn]

   Here are some deliciously atrocious musical food puns courtesy of Steakhausen.com:

  Alessandro Scarlatte.  Mauricio Bagel. Mark Anthony Turnips.

  Humperdinckel bread. Mozartichoke hearts. Baroque Obama.
 
  Zorn on the cob. Veal-Lobos. Esa-Pekka Salami. Chicken Khatchaturian.

  Satied chicken. Steak Tippetts. Taco-mitsu. Wiener Schnittke.

  Chicken Marsalis. Beef Ellington. Pepperoni Piazzola. Shish-ka-Babbitt.
 
  Korngold bread. Machaut potatoes. Tredicini Alfredo. Josquinned ham.

   Pierre Poulet. Rouse beef. Ravelioli. Dvorak of lamb. Carmina Banana.

   Tosti salad.Alfred Schnitzel. Ligeti and meatballs. Persichetti&
meatballs.

   Arnold Schoenburger. couscousevitzky. Sushimanowski.

   Fresh strawberio. Peking Gluck. Arthur Burger. Ice-berg lettuce.

   Bamboo Schutz. Lohengrin salad. Leopold Steakowski. Steakhausen.

[ChamberNut]

   Here are some deliciously atrocious musical food puns courtesy of Steakhausen.com:

  Alessandro Scarlatte.  Mauricio Bagel. Mark Anthony Turnips.

  Humperdinckel bread. Mozartichoke hearts. Baroque Obama.
 
  Zorn on the cob. Veal-Lobos. Esa-Pekka Salami. Chicken Khatchaturian.

  Satied chicken. Steak Tippetts. Taco-mitsu. Wiener Schnittke.

  Chicken Marsalis. Beef Ellington. Pepperoni Piazzola. Shish-ka-Babbitt.
 
  Korngold bread. Machaut potatoes. Tredicini Alfredo. Josquinned ham.

   Pierre Poulet. Rouse beef. Ravelioli. Dvorak of lamb. Carmina Banana.

   Tosti salad.Alfred Schnitzel. Ligeti and meatballs. Persichetti&
meatballs.

   Arnold Schoenburger. couscousevitzky. Sushimanowski.

   Fresh strawberio. Peking Gluck. Arthur Burger. Ice-berg lettuce.

   Bamboo Schutz. Lohengrin salad. Leopold Steakowski. Steakhausen.

These are great Superhorn!  It's enough to spill Procoffiev all over myself!

Pork Schnittke

[ChamberNut]

What is Prokofiev's favorite Chinese dish?  Chicken Ser gei

Favorite tempo?  Molto Vivaldi

Favorite vegetable?  Boccherini choy

[ChamberNut]

Favorite dollar store to shop at?  A Bruckner or Two

[ChamberNut]

Favorite name for a guard dog?  Mahler, of course. 

OK, I'll stop.  I promise.  0:)

[Brian]

What is Prokofiev's favorite Chinese dish?  Chicken Ser gei

Favorite tempo?  Molto Vivaldi

Favorite vegetable?  Boccherini choy

Surely you meant Bach choy.

EDIT: Though I hate to add to the horrible puns on display here. 

[Superhorn]

 I forgot to add   James Levine ripened tomatoes.

[Brian]

I forgot to add   James Levine ripened tomatoes.

A camel Karajan through the desert?

[springrite]

Karajan through the desert?

As I travel a lot on business, I like to travel light. I never have any luggage to check-in. I only bring one Karajan.

[Opus106]

Havergal Briani.

(I took some freedom with the spelling of Biryani.)

[Superhorn]

  Have you heard about the conductor who always liked to travel light?

   Herbert von carry on.

[snyprrr]

...there was something for "Cannabich"...

[listener]

Why were the string quartets Haydn' ?


Because they were Töst.