Toilet Paper vs. A Stick

[Dr. Dread]

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[Elgarian]

It's a close run thing.

[DavidW]

Collectors such as our beloved forumites will prefer toilet paper because it can be bought in bulk.

[knight66]

Does it not depend on just what you want to do with them? Poking someone in the eye is just not satisfying using a toilet roll. Conversely, the last time I tried to polish the steam off the bathroom mirror with a stick, my wife protested rather a lot. She was...wait for it, trying to wipe herself with the stick!

Myself; I think there is such a thing as being too green.

Mike

PS: This is a very 'greg' thread.

[Gurn Blanston]

Stick. It does everything the paper can do, and so much more. For example, I can play fetch with the dog whilst perched on my sanitary pedestal. Try THAT with toilet paper! I'll admit, disposal is a bit tougher, but a properly adapted paper shredder does the job. Plastic liner in the receptacle, of course. And nothing can quite top that feeling. Makes me feel like a bear in the woods!



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[Brian]

Stick. It does everything the paper can do, and so much more.

My bum hurts just reading this.

[Gurn Blanston]

My bum hurts just reading this.

Hey, someone had to... um, stick up for it!



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[SonicMan46]

Dave - in today's economy, can't you afford toilet paper anymore?  At least a 'stick' can be re-used -     Dave

BTW - what the HELL is this thread about! 

[Gurn Blanston]

Dave - in today's economy, can't you afford toilet paper anymore?  At least a 'stick' can be re-used -     Dave

BTW - what the HELL is this thread about! 

I think of it as an opportunity to riff a bit, Dave. Take advantage, chances like these aren't allowed by the tightass mods around here too often.



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[Brian]

Toilet paper is versatile.

It can be folded.



It can be solved.



It can be cleverly concealed.



It can show your love.



It can be Kleenex!

[DavidW]

The camouflage TP looks suspiciously like duct tape!  I wouldn't want to use that!

[Szykneij]

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[knight66]

Stick. It does everything the paper can do, and so much more. For example, I can play fetch with the dog whilst perched on my sanitary pedestal. Try THAT with toilet paper!

Yes you can.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfv-FP6rtY

Mike

[Dr. Dread]

BTW - what the HELL is this thread about! 

Toilet paper vs. a stick.

[Josquin des Prez]

I'd use the stick to beat the people who failed to provide a good roll of toilet paper.

[ChamberNut]

I don't want to be pampered with toilet paper.  It's a luxury, which makes it a "bad ass wipe".  Stick is much better.  It's important for me to like the "good ass wipe".

[knight66]

I'd use the stick to beat the people who failed to provide a good roll of toilet paper.

Yes, yes, yes; That's all very well, but what do you do in the interim?

Mike

[matti]

Yes, yes, yes; That's all very well, but what do you do in the interim?

Mike

He'd use the bidet of course.

[DavidW]

Yes, yes, yes; That's all very well, but what do you do in the interim?

Mike

Oh he didn't tell you?  He can be anal retentive at times.

I kid, JdP, I kid, have no problem with you dude.

[Diletante]

It depends... how big is the stick?