Darwin Award for Pirates?

Started by Scarpia, April 01, 2010, 08:27:49 AM

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Scarpia


I just read that a group of pirates attacked a U.S. Navy Frigate in the Indian ocean, with predictable results.  Natural selection at work?

Quote(CNN) -- A group of suspected pirates was captured Thursday after attacking a U.S. Navy frigate in the Indian Ocean, according to a statement released by the U.S. Sixth Fleet.

The USS Nicholas reported taking fire from a suspected pirate skiff shortly after midnight local time west of the Seychelles, the statement said. The Nicholas quickly returned fire and began pursuing the skiff, which was eventually disabled. A boarding team from the Nicholas subsequently captured and detained three people, the statement said.

The team discovered ammunition and several cans of fuel aboard the skiff, which was later sunk by the Nicholas.

Two more suspected pirates were captured on a confiscated "mother ship," the statement said. The detainees will "remain in U.S. custody on board Nicholas until a determination is made regarding their disposition," it said.

The Nicholas, based in Norfolk, Virginia, is part of the U.S. military's Africa Command.

The waters off the coast of Somalia -- the Gulf of Aden and the Indian Ocean -- have been plagued by Somali pirates over the last couple of years. To crack down on piracy, the international community has adopted measures including naval escorts and expanded monitoring.

Last week, one pirate was killed and several others were detained after a private security team thwarted an attack against a Panamanian-flagged cargo ship, the MV Almezaan. A European Union naval force was called in to assist the vessel.

DavidW

haha, those fools got what they deserved! :D

karlhenning

"Seemed like a good idea at the time . . . ."

Todd

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Quote from: Scarpia on April 01, 2010, 08:27:49 AM
I just read that a group of pirates attacked a U.S. Navy Frigate in the Indian ocean, with predictable results.  Natural selection at work?


Second time in a week such a thing has occurred.  Last week some Somali pirates attacked a Dutch warship.  Things didn't go so well then, either.  Looks like becoming a pirate doesn't require much of an education.
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Scarpia

Quote from: Todd on April 01, 2010, 10:51:01 AM

Second time in a week such a thing has occurred.  Last week some Somali pirates attacked a Dutch warship.  Things didn't go so well then, either.  Looks like becoming a pirate doesn't require much of an education.

Conversation overheard on board Pirate Mother ship. 

"What are those big metal tubes attached to that boat?"

"I don't know, but imagine what we could sell them for!"
;D

knight66

Them pirates needs........a training day.

Mike
DavidW: Yeah Mike doesn't get angry, he gets even.
I wasted time: and time wasted me.

Todd

Quote from: Scarpia on April 01, 2010, 10:53:46 AM
Conversation overheard on board Pirate Mother ship. 

"What are those big metal tubes attached to that boat?"

"I don't know, but imagine what we could sell them for!"
;D



Even more entertaining would have been the conversation after they realized the conundrum they found themselves in.
The universe is change; life is opinion. - Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

People would rather believe than know - E.O. Wilson

Propaganda death ensemble - Tom Araya

Panem et Artificialis Intelligentia

knight66

DavidW: Yeah Mike doesn't get angry, he gets even.
I wasted time: and time wasted me.

Coopmv

Quote from: Scarpia on April 01, 2010, 08:27:49 AM
I just read that a group of pirates attacked a U.S. Navy Frigate in the Indian ocean, with predictable results.  Natural selection at work?

Send them to Gitmo ... ;D