Gangsta Composer Names

[hornteacher]

Let's have some fun.  What would be a good rap name for your favorite composer?

Example: Beethoven = Louie the Notorious Deaf Man B.

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Englebert Humperdinck

[False_Dmitry]

Bro Coffee F

moose.org ski

Don E Zetti

Rapman Enough

Slim-Man Offski

Penn da Wretch-Key

J Keggi

Wikkid Looters Luv Ski

[Brahmsian]

Bbruck-nah!

J.Subasstian Baak

[Ten thumbs]

Fanny Hensel is, of course, 'Frau Professor'

[kishnevi]

Byrd Man
Scar Latte (Al or Dom, as you prefer)
Gus Mauler
Ceasar Frank
Burlyous
and, a contempory one:  John "Prez" Adams.

[greg]

Pretty Princess Prokofiev
Sweety Pie Stravinsky
Tutu Tchaikovsky
Playful Leprechaun Lutoslawski
Cross Dresser Carter
High Heels Haydn
Makeup Master Mozart
Smiley Rainbow Shostakovich
Affectionate Blanket Boy Bruckner
Lollipop Ligeti
Stranger Danger Dallapiccola
Old Man Popsicle Present Protopopov

[snyprrr]

Pretty Princess Prokofiev
Sweety Pie Stravinsky
Tutu Tchaikovsky
Playful Leprechaun Lutoslawski
Cross Dresser Carter
High Heels Haydn
Makeup Master Mozart
Smiley Rainbow Shostakovich
Affectionate Blanket Boy Bruckner
Lollipop Ligeti
Stranger Danger Dallapiccola
Old Man Popsicle Present Protopopov

INTERVENTION!!!

Is this a cry for help, Greg?

[Papy Oli]

Gang-stav Mahla and Da Cowb Hell Posse

[Guido]

This is the weirdest thread to have come along in a while.

[hornteacher]

This is the weirdest thread to have come along in a while.

<takes a bow>

[Superhorn]

  How about Ricky the waggoner?   

[Tapio Dmitriyevich]

Let's have some fun.  What would be a good rap name for your favorite composer?

Why? Do you think the former composers were gay? Gangsta shite == doesn't adhere to his gayness.

[listener]

bogus slav martinů 

[WI Dan]

Let's have some fun.  What would be a good rap name for your favorite composer?

Example: Beethoven = Louie the Notorious Deaf Man B.

Having ignored the rap genre as much as possible, I find myself at a considerable disadvantage, here.  I will attempt to proceed, however, using the more traditional, Anglo-American, formulas.  Perhaps the resulting nicknames can then be translated, ebonically, some way or other. 


Carl "Baby Face" Nielsen
William "Ice Pick Willie" Byrd
Robert "Bugsy" Schumann
Louie "The Beast" Beethoven

Gyorgy "Machete" Ligeti
Ricky "The Chin" Wagner
Aaron "Clip-Clop" Copland
Thomas "Tommy Gun" Tallis

Gustav "50 Dollar" Mahler
Charles "Machine Gun" Koechlin
Lenny "Wine & Dine" Bernstein
Morton "Post-Mortem" Feldman

Charles "A.D. & D." Ives
Joseph "Il Distratto" Haydn
Samuel "The Chairman" Barber
George "The Hammer" Handel

Hector "No Doze" Berlioz
Felix "Cat Nap" Mendelssohn
Igor "Boom-Boom" Stravinsky
Wolfgang "Wolf Gang" Mozart

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Pretty Princess Prokofiev
Sweety Pie Stravinsky
Tutu Tchaikovsky
Playful Leprechaun Lutoslawski
Cross Dresser Carter
High Heels Haydn
Makeup Master Mozart
Smiley Rainbow Shostakovich
Affectionate Blanket Boy Bruckner
Lollipop Ligeti
Stranger Danger Dallapiccola
Old Man Popsicle Present Protopopov

These all sound like Sailor Moon special moves.

Why? Do you think the former composers were gay? Gangsta shite == doesn't adhere to his gayness.

I await the day when one of your posts actually makes sense.

[The new erato]

Pretty Princess Prokofiev
Sweety Pie Stravinsky
Tutu Tchaikovsky
Playful Leprechaun Lutoslawski
Cross Dresser Carter
High Heels Haydn
Makeup Master Mozart
Smiley Rainbow Shostakovich
Affectionate Blanket Boy Bruckner
Lollipop Ligeti
Stranger Danger Dallapiccola
Old Man Popsicle Present Protopopov

Is this some ploy to turn me off these composers?
I will try hard to forget that this was ever posted. And pray that Greg gets some help by competent personnell.

[greg]

Ricky "The Chin" Wagner

Nice. 

Is this some ploy to turn me off these composers?
I will try hard to forget that this was ever posted. And pray that Greg gets some help by competent personnell.

Awww....... someone needs some warm, loving music by Princess Sweety Pie Penderecki and his beshtest buddjy, Happy Well Mannered Graveyard Rapist Gorecki.

Here's a new shong jhey wrote, and I'm sure it will appeal to your sensibilities- called "Imagination, op.96:"

"ImaginaaaaaTION
ImaginAAAAAAtion
ImaginaaaaaTION
I-ma-gi-na-tioooooooon
ImAgiNaAAAAAAAAtionnn
Imaginatiiiiiiiiiiiiiion
ImmmmmmagiNATION
Imaaaaaaaaaginaaaaaation
ImagiiiiiiiinatiON
IIIIImagination"
 

These all sound like Sailor Moon special moves.

Nice observation!
(even though that wasn't my intention)