Hurrah! A royal wedding!

[MDL]

I woke up to hear the appalling news that millions of taxpayer pounds are about to be paid to Muslim terrorists.

A few hours later, the news "breaks" that goofy retarded fuckwit William and sloane-slag Kate are about to get married.

Convenient timing, no?

Guess which story is dominating tomorrow's UK celeb-obsessed newspapers! Here's a clue. It's not the cash-for-jihadis one!

Still, one fuckwitted journo has made me laugh by saying that Kate is destined to be queen. Yeah, just like Diana, hey?

I give them five years tops.

I bet, before the "beautiful" couple are divorced, some of the Muslims enriched by our tax "compensation" today will have blown up themselves (and a few worthless infidels) on the tube or in shopping centres.

Happy Christmas, folks!

Sorry. I'm in a foul mood.

[Scarpia]

Aw, c'mon now.  Doesn't Prince Charles sell those nice organic biscuits and stuff?  The closest we had to a royal family was Michael Jackson.  Nothing organic there.

[MDL]

Aw, c'mon now.  Doesn't Prince Charles sell those nice organic biscuits and stuff?  The closest we had to a royal family was Michael Jackson.  Nothing organic there.

Charles and his dreadful fairy-tale fantasy of architecture? The man who thinks all cities should look like his wankfest Poundbury? The Green who loves hunting?

Ha!

But my quibble isn't with the royals. Not tonight, anyway. It's about how William and Kate have been conveniently wheeled out to cover up a cash-for-terrorists story that otherwise would have been dynamite.

[Scarpia]

Have you even tried the biscuits?   

[MDL]

Have you even tried the biscuits?   

Not yet. I heard they're overpriced and full of nasty stuff. A bit like the late Queen Mother.

[karlhenning]

I'm feeling the love.

[Brahmsian]

I just wish they would hold a public referendum in Canada, so people could vote for whether they want their country to be out of the malarkey monarchy.

[Scarpia]

Not yet. I heard they're overpriced and full of nasty stuff.

Like butter?

[MDL]

Like butter?

Maybe transfats. Or hydrogenated fats. Are they the same thing?

I just remember reading a rather snotty consumer report about Duchy Originals a few years back. Seems people buy Duchy thinking that because it's a bit expensive and HRH has got his fingers in it (nice image), its products must be good. Turns out not to be the case.

Substandard biscuits! Yet another reason to storm the palace!

[MDL]

I just wish they would hold a public referendum in Canada, so people could vote for whether they want their country to be out of the malarkey monarchy.

I was hoping you Canadians would take them off our hands. Now that Margaret's dead, we can legitimately claim that they're all house-trained. Even Harry Hewitt. Oops, Windsor. Harry Windsor.

[knight66]

Aw, c'mon now.  Doesn't Prince Charles sell those nice organic biscuits and stuff?  The closest we had to a royal family was Michael Jackson.  Nothing organic there.

There is an astonishing premium to pay for buying any of the brand output. I won't have any of it in the house. Needless to say, with about half the royals with houses within about 10 miles, the products are at saturation point here abouts.

I don't see why Canada should have them. Blight some other souls, Somalia perhaps, a ransom demand we could never quite reach no matter how low it went.

Mike

[Scarpia]

There is an astonishing premium to pay for buying any of the brand output. I won't have any of it in the house. Needless to say, with about half the royals with houses within about 10 miles, the products are at saturation point here abouts.

I don't see why Canada should have them. Blight some other souls, Somalia perhaps, a ransom demand we could never quite reach no matter how low it went.

Mike

Hmmm, feeling smug as I munch on my Fig Newmans.