Offer you can't refuse

[Papageno]

I've just bought a harpsichord and am one step closer to materialising my long unquenched fantasy: To play the solo from Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 to a woman, stark naked, whereafter I will lie with her and recite Rilke as we relentlessly stare at each other.  Any women here living in the UK?

[Gurn Blanston]

I've just bought a harpsichord and am one step closer to materialising my long unquenched fantasy: To play the solo from Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 to a woman, stark naked, whereafter I will lie with her and recite Rilke as we relentlessly stare at each other.  Any women here living in the UK?

Note to self:

1 - Must learn how to play this thing

2 - A small towel on the seat next time...

Stare at each other? In MY fantasy we are screwing like crazed monkeys. Not to compare fantasies here, of course....



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Now playing:
Emil Gilels (1965, Carnegie Hall) - DSCH Op 061 Sonata #2 in b for Piano 3rd mvmt - Moderato

[DavidW]

I guess you could make a Bach version of this

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[Mirror Image]

I've just bought a harpsichord and am one step closer to materialising my long unquenched fantasy: To play the solo from Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 to a woman, stark naked, whereafter I will lie with her and recite Rilke as we relentlessly stare at each other.  Any women here living in the UK?

Oh my goodness is somebody horny tonight or what?

[Cato]

I've just bought a harpsichord and am one step closer to materialising my long unquenched fantasy: To play the solo from Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 to a woman, stark naked, whereafter I will lie with her and recite Rilke as we relentlessly stare at each other.  Any women here living in the UK?

So, Papageno, you reveal now that you have been a Closet Cledalist!

And what is that, you may ask?   

A sexual "technique" invented by Salvador Dali and named after a character in his novel ("Cleda") Hidden Faces:

"Salvador Dali... coined the term "cledalism." This, according to Dali, is the matter of achieving orgasm by reciprocating facial expressions rather than reciprocating anything else."

http://www.doubletongued.org/index.php/citations/cledalism_1/

[Scarpia]

I've just bought a harpsichord and am one step closer to materialising my long unquenched fantasy: To play the solo from Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 to a woman, stark naked, whereafter I will lie with her and recite Rilke as we relentlessly stare at each other.  Any women here living in the UK?

Excuse me for being pedantic, but don't we already have a joke thread?

[DavidW]

Cato you're a walking dictionary!

Oddly enough I'm reminded of this comic, which I'll post as a link instead of an image
http://xkcd.com/853/

[(poco) Sforzando]

I've just bought a harpsichord and am one step closer to materialising my long unquenched fantasy: To play the solo from Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 to a woman, stark naked, whereafter I will lie with her and recite Rilke as we relentlessly stare at each other.  Any women here living in the UK?

Please clarify:

1) Can you play the harpsichord?
2) Are you referring to the cadenza in the first movement, or will you play the entire concerto?
3) Is the woman stark naked or are you? the syntax could go either way?
4) When you say "lie with her," do you mean in the Biblical sense?
5) Will you be reciting Rilke in the original German, or in English translation?

[Scarpia]

Please clarify:

1) Can you play the harpsichord?
2) Are you referring to the cadenza in the first movement, or will you play the entire concerto?
3) Is the woman stark naked or are you? the syntax could go either way?
4) When you say "lie with her," do you mean in the Biblical sense?
5) Will you be reciting Rilke in the original German, or in English translation?

I assume he's jerking off as we speak.  That's the point.   

[springrite]

I assume he's jerking off as we speak.  That's the point.   

And that is the unfortunate image I have. Ugh!

[(poco) Sforzando]

And that is the unfortunate image I have. Ugh!

I'm just wondering what Rilke he plans to use.

[Cato]

I'm just wondering what Rilke he plans to use.

Undoubtedly the kinky Christmas cookie scene from Ewald Tragy!

Talk about ambiguous grammar!   0:)

[Coco]

Welcome back, Papageno.

[ibanezmonster]

I have no idea what the thread title has to do with the post...

[Coco]

An offer you can't understand...

[eyeresist]

"In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack!"

10 points if you get this reference.

[Scarpia]

"In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack!"

10 points if you get this reference.

Too easy in the age of google.

[eyeresist]

No points for cheaters!

[Scarpia]

I'm out!

(5 points for that reference.)

[eyeresist]

Damn, don't remember that one. Sounds like it's from Everything, Ever.