Offer you can't refuse

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Scarpia

#20
May 16, 2011, 08:48:30 PM
I'm out!
[slams $100 down on table]

eyeresist

#21
May 16, 2011, 09:38:49 PM Last Edit: May 16, 2011, 09:42:13 PM by eyeresist
How did a thread on having sex with a harpsichord manage to go downhill?


P.S. Suddenly got the reference. "Like an amusement park!"  ::)

Scarpia

#22
May 16, 2011, 09:45:05 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on May 16, 2011, 09:38:49 PMP.S. Suddenly got the reference. "Like an amusement park!"  ::)

Exactly!

Papageno

#23
May 17, 2011, 03:58:23 AM
Yes, the cadenza from the first movement.  As of now I can (sort of) play half of it.  And Rilke will be in English.  Horny? I didn't mention we were going to have sex.  I just want to reproduce a return-to-the-womb experience.

Harpo

#24
May 17, 2011, 04:31:56 AM
OMG! He's at it again (pun intended).  Solo harpsichord music--is that a euphemism?   ;)
If music be the food of love, hold the mayo.

Papageno

#25
May 17, 2011, 05:35:31 AM Last Edit: May 17, 2011, 11:10:30 AM by Papageno
Quote from: Harpo on May 17, 2011, 04:31:56 AM
OMG! He's at it again (pun intended).  Solo harpsichord music--is that a euphemism?   ;)

Well, if you want she could sing along to my playing.  Would be as good as coitus can't get.

http://www.youtube.com/v/aPQaorweC18?version=3

Wanderer

#26
May 17, 2011, 10:08:33 AM
Quote from: eyeresist on May 16, 2011, 07:54:08 PM
"In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack!"

It's from the episode with the Crushanator!  ;D

Papageno

#27
May 17, 2011, 10:27:47 AM
Quote from: Wanderer on May 17, 2011, 10:08:33 AM
It's from the episode with the Crushanator!  ;D

"Wanderer"!  Τι κάνεις;  Χαθήκαμε!

DavidW

#28
May 17, 2011, 12:08:27 PM
This thread finds truth to Karl's signature.  Papageno does not have readers, he has commentators! :D

Papageno

#29
May 17, 2011, 02:00:45 PM
Quote from: haydnfan on May 17, 2011, 12:08:27 PM
This thread finds truth to Karl's signature.  Papageno does not have readers, he has commentators! :D

I'm not writing in verse now, I'm being completely prosaic and unambiguous.

ibanezmonster

#30
May 17, 2011, 05:15:09 PM
I hope that the picture in that video wasn't some picture of a random girl you took secretly...
and btw, they are both probably listening to Lady Gaga or something, you know?  :-X

ibanezmonster

#31
May 17, 2011, 06:45:41 PM
Just so everyone knows, I can refuse the offer.

Just sayin'...

Daverz

#32
May 18, 2011, 01:47:33 AM
Quote from: Papageno on May 16, 2011, 03:33:03 PM
I've just bought a harpsichord and am one step closer to materialising my long unquenched fantasy: To play the solo from Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 to a woman, stark naked, whereafter I will lie with her and recite Rilke as we relentlessly stare at each other.  Any women here living in the UK?

Do not show her the dildo arrow.  (I only recently recognized your avatar as a still from Pasolini's Arabian Nights.)

knight66

#33
May 19, 2011, 01:14:42 PM
Quote from: Papageno on May 17, 2011, 03:58:23 AM
I didn't mention we were going to have sex.  I just want to reproduce a return-to-the-womb experience.

Have you confirmed with your mother that her womb accommodated a harpsichord? I think it more likely they were the more modesly sized virginals. An understandable mistake in a pre-natal state.

Mike
DavidW: Yeah Mike doesn't get angry, he gets even.
I wasted time: and time wasted me.

Coco

#34
May 19, 2011, 05:37:09 PM
I think there is at least one virginal involved here.

Lethevich

#35
May 19, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
Peanut butter, flour and sugar do not make cookies. They make FIRE.
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