Real People With Weird Names

[Superhorn]

   Here's a list of actual people with the funniest names.I kid you not.

   Magadalena  Babblejack.  Tuffy Sidebottom Ball.  Olga Beanblossom .  Pebble Belcher.

   Sibyl Bibble.  Zerubabel Blunt .  Fleno Bobo.  Urbin Bowels .  Ooty Boofty  Bowman .

   Hadassah Mae Cheatum .  Tensil  Cheesebrew.  Cletus Clodfelter .  Naughtybird  Curtsey .

   Tivoli B. Disharoon .  Tatsumbie  Du Pea .  Olga Flabbi .  Lutawanna  Flateau .Waldemar  Floggie .

   Joann  Floozbonger .  Felix J. Fluck .  Urban  Flusche .  Epcy  Fooshe .  Prudie B. Forcum .

   E. Vercel  Foglestad .  Wendekk  Hinkle Furry .  Hilbert  Gitchaway .  Felty  Goosehead .

   Condo Hester .  Jingle-Bells Kaplan .  Epluribus  Kitchen .  Varnard P. Longhibler .

   Rolla  Longnecker .  I. Wanna  Looney .  Cleyon  Loonsfoot .  Perpetua Mc Gurk .

   Sedonia  Minnewather .  Harod  F. Mishmash .  Olney W.  Nicewonger .  Dovle Lon  Nuckles .

   J. J.  Oladipupo .  Grace  Pinkapunk .  Petway  K. Plunk .  Noble  Pluntz .  Gardiner  L.  Porcupile .

   Blanche  Pubis .  Curt  Puke .  Eawatreba  Pyrtle .  Freelove  Rust .  Aurelian  N.  Schexnayder .

   Joop  Spit .  Extera  Suggs .  Loyal  Trout .  Albirdia   Tuggle .  Boohpha  Upthampa .

   Doodle  Dangle  Wang  .  A.  Toxin  Worm  .  Peregrine  Worsthorne .   

   Herbert  Wolfschlaegelsteinhausenbergerhaufstedt .  Opal  Lively  Zickafoose .

   Trougout  Zumm .


     

     YIKES  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!    How did they ever get through  public  school ? 

[TheGSMoeller]

    Loyal  Trout . 

Always wanted a loyal trout.

[springrite]

My favorite Chinese names when translated into English phonetically:

Hey you!

Who, Me?

[kishnevi]

My favorite Chinese names when translated into English phonetically:

Hey you!

Who, Me?

Is it actually possible for someone in China to bear the (unfortunate to Anglophone ears, since he would be the butt of many a hoary schoolyard joke, but I have no idea  what the possibilities are in Chinese) Wan Hung Lo?

[The Six]

k a rl h e nn i ng
DavidRoss
Todd
Cato

[Daverz]

      Hadassah Mae Cheatum

Partner in the law firm of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.

[knight66]

Years ago the Sunday Times did an article on strange US names. The one that lodged in my mind was, Strange Odor Andrews.

In the UK there have been several instances of some moron utilising ALL the first names of ALL of his favourite football team to name his son. In France they have a law preventing such nonsense.

When I was a kid we had a family next door called Archibald. The father called his son Archibald....so we had Archibald Archibald. Known as Archie.

At work I have dealt with

Attracta Fox
Norman J Conquest
Donald Ducker
Cynthia Slagg

Also a family called Herb who named their children Oregano, Saffron & Basil. Never mind that one is a spice. Perhaps she married a Mr Spice to put things right.

The prize though went to the following. My staff had to retrieve the papers to convince me they were not making it up.

Clytoris Elizabeth Foot

It was spelt that way; the parents were missionaries in East Africa. I wondered why the Elizabeth, surely another body part could have been utilised?

What some parents do to their children should be grounds for allowing said kids a free pass to axe them to death.

Mike

[zamyrabyrd]

What some parents do to their children should be grounds for allowing said kids a free pass to axe them to death.

A Toronto couple gave their kids gender-neutral names so they would be free to choose whatever sex they wanted in the future - Jazz, Kio and the youngest one, Storm. The latter's biological sex is a secret except to his parents (obviously functioning in the conventional manner) and the two midwives.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389593/Kathy-Witterick-David-Stocker-raising-genderless-baby.html

If I were one of those kids, they would have to keep sharp objects away from me...

ZB

[knight66]

Here....have you got a camera on me?

Mike Knight....as in Sir.

[Sergeant Rock]

The latter's biological sex is a secret except to his parents (obviously functioning in the conventional manner) and the two midwives.

Can't the kid just look down and figure it out? 

I wonder how they dress the kid, and style the kid's hair, to keep him/her looking gender-neutral so that people don't influence him/her in any way.

Sarge