How to sleep with a shy girl

[m_gigena]

That's only because you haven't spent time with me.

Are you flirting, Don?

[Don]

Are you flirting, Don?

No - just stating the facts.  Flirting leads to other things, things that I don't engage in due to my loyalty to my lovely wife Ellen Jane.

[Sergeant Rock]

As usual, I stumbled across this thread late in the game. I've still got tears of laughter streaming down my face. Special thanks to Tony's first post    Brilliant!

Sean, me boy, we need to have a serious discussion... You have so much to learn yet.

Sarge

[EmpNapoleon]

Maybe "girl 2" also wanted that other guy "running the place and giving orders" from the start.  Maybe you should have shown "girl 1" what excellent sex is so that she wouldn't have had the "mediocre."  Maybe she really was having excellent sex with the guy giving orders, but she naturally sounds fake (often, not naturally), and maybe your vanity heard otherwise.  Probably not, since she knew (I think) where you were sleeping and that her voice would carry to you.  What a bich. 

Maybe "girl 1" did not feel the "chemistry" you thought was there.  Maybe she did.  I have a problem with what you said:  "I like your personality," "you look stunning," and "the surprise" in your room are all overdone.  You could have excited her in the first 5 minutes of talking to her enough for you to have her body.  All these maybe's, how to's, and what could I have done's, represent your failure.  But, like a good man, you admitted this failure with a cool short story.

But insense sticks and candles!!!  That's the surprise!!  Come on!       

[Lethevich]

Try this site

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/fastseduction-wikihow.php

[johnQpublic]

I'm not entirely sure that one should advertise their sexual misadventures on a more-or-less public Interweb forum. 

The Diner
Discuss anything, music excepted.

[Mark]

I agree with Don. Flirt a little. It's fun, and a great way to start getting to know someone. And who knows - it might lead somewhere (i.e. the bedroom) or it might not.

And by the way, Sean, I'd kill that line about her personality. That's like saying, 'Hi. You're not as fit as your mate, but at least when we're done shagging we can have some great conversation.' In short, in situations like that, never let a woman think she's anything but hot. No good adding afterwards that you think she's stunning - it might come across as a bit of an afterthought following reference to her personality. Just relax a bit more, play the game, and if your luck's in, you'll know it, believe me.

[маразм1]

do you even know the ladies' feelings about extramarital sex in the first place?

hahaha he's such a nerd.  what a joke!

[PerfectWagnerite]

hahaha he's such a nerd.  what a joke!

Even nerds get horny.

[PSmith08]

The Diner
Discuss anything, music excepted.

That's fine, but still: propriety is, shall we say, something to be valued.

[not edward]

The biggest question regarding this thread is: why did M forever have a link to That Picture?

I am sure that enquiring minds want to know.

[Novi]

She's 'cowering' and prefers a manicure. Nuff said.

Mate, she's not into you.

[PSmith08]

The biggest question regarding this thread is: why did M forever have a link to That Picture?

I am sure that enquiring minds want to know.

Context.

[Lethevich]

The biggest question regarding this thread is: why did M forever have a link to That Picture?

I am sure that enquiring minds want to know.

I am sure the ammunition was too good to let slip into the oblivion of a broken link, so he backed it up

(Btw M, do you still have the picture of Saul in his hat? )

[mahlertitan]

The biggest question regarding this thread is: why did M forever have a link to That Picture?

I am sure that enquiring minds want to know.

gross! I'd rather not know!

[Greta]

Well, I guess I'll be the girl here to jump into the fray.

'...I really like your personality, and you look stunning tonight...I've got a couple of things I'd like to show you in my room if you'd like to come down, kind of a surprise...it'll be okay...'

I'm sorry, Sean, if a guy gave me this line I would run like hell. It sounds more than faintly rapist.

And why you would be upset because you couldn't get the s___ who sleeps with guys she has only known for a few hours is beyond me. More classy guys would be attracted to Girl 1 even more because she turned them down for a possible one-night stand, and *shock* wanted to actually get to know them before getting naked.

Personally I find good discussion a far more provocative thing.

The older guy had talked with her for four or five hours straight before making a move- a bit much I thought, but maybe I had something to learn there.

Try four or five months Sean. Then you might actually get somewhere with a shy sensible girl.

But if you'd rather the ones that acquiesce after four or five hours, then have fun, there's one on every corner.

This is the last forum I would expect to find a thread like this, I must say.  You do know if any *decent* girls run across this posting, it totally destroys your chances with them, right? 

The biggest question regarding this thread is: why did M forever have a link to That Picture?

Because it is still alive in all its glory in the "Post Your Picture" thread at the old forum and is too outrageous to stay buried in oblivion!

[M forever]

The biggest question regarding this thread is: why did M forever have a link to That Picture?

I am sure that enquiring minds want to know.

Because M is smart and remembered that someone said he looked like Vinnie Jones in that picture (total nonsense of course). So it took less than one minute to find it in the old forum search.

Btw M, do you still have the picture of Saul in his hat?

You mean this one?

[M forever]

I'm sorry, Sean, if a guy gave me this line I would run like hell. It sounds more than faintly rapist.

At least. That's a totally creepy line. Something a serial killer would say in a movie. Besides, "I really like your personality" is so bad I can't believe Sean actually said that. No, wait, it's Sean, so I can believe that.

And why you would be upset because you couldn't get the s___ who sleeps with guys she has only known for a few hours is beyond me.

You already answered the question yourself:

More classy guys would be attracted to Girl 1 even more because she turned them down for a possible one-night stand, and *shock* wanted to actually get to know them before getting naked.

[Sean]

Mozart

That you feel the need to share means there is something mentally wrong with you. Who knows, maybe your gay and this is the way you try to fight it.

No I'm not gay, and certainly wouldn't fight it if I was.

EmpNapoleon
Well I won't go into details.

Mark

And by the way, Sean, I'd kill that line about her personality.

I always thought it was a good idea to emphasize the mind over the body.

marazm1
Thanks for your comments.

Manuel
I have no interest and never have had any interest in underage girls.

[Mark]

Mark
I always thought it was a good idea to emphasize the mind over the body.

The trouble is, that's precisely what it sounds like. Even the most cerebral women like to feel that others find them physically attractive.