The face and pyramids on Mars

Started by Sean, July 20, 2007, 11:03:23 AM

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beclemund

Oh, poo!

I thought this was a Doctor Who episode discussion...

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Haffner

Quote from: beclemund on July 20, 2007, 02:41:59 PM
Oh, poo!

I thought this was a Doctor Who episode discussion...






I'll raise your poo to poo-poo, and add a hearty "balderdash" as well!

Just kidding, I think it's really cool (in that sci-fi way) as well, Sean.



Sean

'70s Dr Who was classic stuff- I'm very nostalgic about the whole period...



маразм1

Why won't nasa fly to mars?   :-X

Bogey

Quote from: bwv 1080 on July 20, 2007, 11:14:49 AM
Yes I believe it was the sleestacks who built it

This one was not lost on me BWV....Absolutely horrible show, but GREAT take on your part.  Still LOL.
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Haffner

Quote from: Bogey on July 21, 2007, 06:41:29 AM
This one was not lost on me BWV....Absolutely horrible show, but GREAT take on your part.  Still LOL.





"Marshall, Will, and Holly; on a routine expedition..."

I'm getting way too old.

Sean

Hey folks check out the Moon buildings on Youtube- some entertaining stuff.

BachQ

Quote from: Sean on July 21, 2007, 07:45:39 AM
Hey folks check out the Moon buildings on Youtube- some entertaining stuff.

Please provide links, Sean ........

Bonehelm


M forever

Quote from: Don on July 20, 2007, 11:20:33 AM
Thinking that humans might have been to Mars long ago is a sign of an overactive imagination, not passion.

A common misconception. Thinking stuff like that (or that "the pyramids were constructed by aliens because they clearly couldn't have been built by people back then") is not a sign of overactive imagination. It is the opposite, a clear sign of the lack of imagination and the lack of the ability to grasp things which may be hard to understand or imagine at first sight. So, in order to be able to understand these things, people like Sean need childishly simple explanations ("aliens with superior technology constructed the pyramids").

drogulus



     Of course not....it was the Egyptians that built them. The Martian Egyptians were way more advanced than the Earth ones.
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BachQ

The Egyptians were taught by the Martians.

longears

They are fully functioning secret laboratories jointly administered by the Illuminata and Knights Templar.  The sites are used to  conduct devious mind-control experiments on unsuspecting human subjects of even lower than normal intelligence, disorienting them so they are extemely susceptible to suggestion.  One study involves planting delusional beliefs in these subjects and releasing them back into the general population on earth to investigate the persistence of these delusions and their resistance to correction from independent sources.  Such beliefs include:

(1) The subject has special sensitivities making him an authority on matters he knows nothing about.
(2) Sexploitation of young girls in the brothels of Asia is a mark of sophistication and enlightenment.
(3) Elgar was a great composer, superior even to Beethoven.
(4) Mozart's operas are unmelodic and unmemorable.

Sean

Make the most of the laughs. Some of those Martian buildings & tunnels photos are a bit alarming, and the last laugh could well be on you.

There are plenty of past examples to think on- flat earth, killing non-Christians, 6000 year old earth, governments don't lie, etc etc,

Lethevich

Don't forget the evidence pointing to their deity being Kermit the frog:

Peanut butter, flour and sugar do not make cookies. They make FIRE.

M forever

Quote from: Sean on January 17, 2008, 05:20:26 AM
There are plenty of past examples to think on- flat earth, killing non-Christians, 6000 year old earth, governments don't lie, etc etc,

Right, and the "Martian civilization" thing is one of the above.
Quote from: longears on January 17, 2008, 04:43:12 AM
They are fully functioning secret laboratories jointly administered by the Illuminata and Knights Templar.  The sites are used to  conduct devious mind-control experiments on unsuspecting human subjects of even lower than normal intelligence, disorienting them so they are extemely susceptible to suggestion.  One study involves planting delusional beliefs in these subjects and releasing them back into the general population on earth to investigate the persistence of these delusions and their resistance to correction from independent sources.  Such beliefs include:

(1) The subject has special sensitivities making him an authority on matters he knows nothing about.
(2) Sexploitation of young girls in the brothels of Asia is a mark of sophistication and enlightenment.
(3) Elgar was a great composer, superior even to Beethoven.
(4) Mozart's operas are unmelodic and unmemorable.


You forgot:
(5) Indians aren't real people because they live in tents.
(6) Jewish girls should not go to college but do Saul's laundry and cook for him instead.

pjme

Contrary to common believe, it was not the Egytians, but the French who first got to Mars - albeit with a stopover on the Moon.

This documentary amply proves my thesis. The scenes shot on Mars were, unfortunately, lost ::)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGZilAMKtgA

P.

Haffner

Quote from: pjme on January 18, 2008, 08:41:46 AM
Contrary to common believe, it was not the Egytians, but the French who first got to Mars - albeit with a stopover on the Moon.



Is this really Jackie Mason?