The Dating Thread

[Henk]

This one is probably real art:

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/204/5/d/princess_bitch_2_by_pumpkin_fairy-d6erwhy.jpg

[ibanezmonster]

 

Well, that would have to be one large doll to have a hole big enough to fit it in. Too small to even enjoy it, anyways. Now, a life-sized android like that is certainly something I would consider buying in the future if they had one. Maybe by the time I'm in my 50's or 60's and I'm too old for a younger girl, I'd buy one.

This one is probably real art:

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/204/5/d/princess_bitch_2_by_pumpkin_fairy-d6erwhy.jpg

Now that's some great stuff. 

[Henk]

Well, that would have to be one large doll to have a hole big enough to fit it in. Too small to even enjoy it, anyways. Now, a life-sized android like that is certainly something I would consider buying in the future if they had one. Maybe by the time I'm in my 50's or 60's and I'm too old for a younger girl, I'd buy one.

ROFL

[snyprrr]

Guys, I have soooo fucked up my shit.

That was , what, 4-5 weeks ago? Fuuuuu....

And no, I haven't even kissed her.

Fuck, Greg. I pursued your dreams and I'm fucked.

I said things this week I haven't said to anyone who wasn't just about ready to orgfasm...

oh fuck I want to ________.



I just couldn't 'play' my part- couldn't 'act' aloof and detached... told her TRUE FEELINGS.... O.H. F.U.C.K.



Last Monday I told her at first, and that was such a very nice night together,... and then she called the next day... and now I feel ill and want to vomit when I think of her. I have a choir of voices screaming all sorts of horrendous stuff at me- (i cant sleep... eat.... shit.... oh, and I've become impotent!!!! and only when she is flirting with me do I feel it come back (yes, I can't fap... it's really really bad fellas).


anyhow- I feel like a piece of shit.... I tol,d her, You're my girl but I'm not your guy.... and she ASSURES me I'm just being silly willy.




I can't stop hyperventilating.





I totally want to get absolutely wasted,... but, of course,... no... but if an eeght ball dropped from heaven,.... viewer discretion is advised here, y'know...





This is what I get ... and I'm surprised?

The things I've done for this Thread in 9 1/2 weeks is shocking and terrifyinjg.



Did I mention one girl I know began talking "money" to me the other day.... wtf???




OH, AND EVERYWHERR I'M RUNNING INTO OLD FLAMES WITH ENMITY!!!!!! I'm running out before they see me....



This is all so horrible, guys,... I feel like I'm dying.

HERE IT IS, A YEAR LATER


Oy, it's been a rough week in the 'Girl problems' dept.


It's been a ruff year........


depressed.... just reading over last years post.........i feel like a smeared grease stain on the fabric of life.......


CALL THE WAHBULANCE!!!






ME ME ME ME ME