Countdown to Extinction: The 2016 Presidential Election

[Pat B]

Failed, but well compensated, former executive Carly Fiorina has also entered the race.  She has a slightly greater chance of winning the election than I do.

I can hardly wait for the youtube hijinks this time.

[Todd]

Mike Huckabee is in.  I forgot, is he peddling a book or a TV show?  Sorry, he's a serious candidate, to be taken seriously.

[Karl Henning]

Of course, he's a serious candidate!  More Evangelicals in the primaries, please!

[Jubal Slate]

Mike Huckabee is in.  I forgot, is he peddling a book or a TV show?  Sorry, he's a serious candidate, to be taken seriously.

That guy's a dick.

[mc ukrneal]

Better be careful what you say GMGers. Or the US might 'invade' your state too!   Would love to hear what our Texans have to say about that whole 'situation'.

[Gurn Blanston]

Better be careful what you say GMGers. Or the US might 'invade' your state too!   Would love to hear what our Texans have to say about that whole 'situation'.

It's totally f***** silly. Our governor appears to be even stupider than the last 2 we had (Rick Perry and George W. Bush). It is a sort of sport here to find the stupidest people we can and elect them governor, so we all have someone to laugh and point at.

Satisfactory?

[Jubal Slate]

I actually like our governor. 

[North Star]

It's totally f***** silly. Our governor appears to be even stupider than the last 2 we had (Rick Perry and George W. Bush). It is a sort of sport here to find the stupidest people we can and elect them governor, so we all have someone to laugh and point at.

Satisfactory?

Make the pie higher, as they say...

[Karl Henning]

I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.

By God, that's inspirational!

[North Star]

I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.

By God, that's inspirational!

So is Vulcanize society!

[Karl Henning]

Highly illogical.

[mc ukrneal]

It's totally f***** silly. Our governor appears to be even stupider than the last 2 we had (Rick Perry and George W. Bush). It is a sort of sport here to find the stupidest people we can and elect them governor, so we all have someone to laugh and point at.

Satisfactory?

I guess. With the zombie apocalypse to soon decend upon us, I suppose it won't matter in the end!

[(poco) Sforzando]

It's totally f***** silly. Our governor appears to be even stupider than the last 2 we had (Rick Perry and George W. Bush). It is a sort of sport here to find the stupidest people we can and elect them governor, so we all have someone to laugh and point at.

Well, you did have Ann Richards, so perhaps there was hope for your state at one time. But I protest the idea that anyone could be stupider than W.

[Ken B]

Elect them governor, so we all have someone to laugh and point at.

Mock the Governor of Texas? We Canadians are less fussy. We'll point and laugh at just about anyone from Texas.

[Todd]

Chalk one up for the integrity and objectivity of the press during the campaign.

[Que]

Another Bush against another Clinton...  

I (really) feel sorry for you guys.... 

Q

[(poco) Sforzando]

Another Bush against another Clinton...  

I (really) feel sorry for you guys.... 

Q

Believe me, we feel sorry for us too. And for the rest of the world.

[Gurn Blanston]

Well, you did have Ann Richards, so perhaps there was hope for your state at one time. But I protest the idea that anyone could be stupider than W.

At a gubernatorial level, Shrub was very good. He didn't have Cheney driving his brain for him. Perry and Abbott couldn't even pass THAT test!

[Brian]

Rick Santorum is running for president!

lolz.

[Ken B]

Rick Santorum is running for president!

lolz.

Could be worse. He could have a snowball's chance for instance.