More Girl Problems

[ibanezmonster]

I've been using Tinder and all of my matches are just too far away. There's hardly anyone within a reasonable (~30 minute) radius. Same problem with the two sites I tried previously (plentyoffish and match.com). Can't wait to move out of my area.

[ibanezmonster]

I was actually having a conversation with a girl on Tinder and then all of a sudden, after I mentioned that I go to the same school that she does, the messages are gone and she's completely disappeared. 

[Mirror Image]

I was actually having a conversation with a girl on Tinder and then all of a sudden, after I mentioned that I go to the same school that she does, the messages are gone and she's completely disappeared. 

Very strange. Perhaps she got spooked? So she mentioned she went your school and then after that you said you go to the same school? Hmmm...sounds like she might have thought you were a psycho murderer who has a family in his freezer?

[ibanezmonster]

Very strange. Perhaps she got spooked? So she mentioned she went your school and then after that you said you go to the same school? Hmmm...sounds like she might have thought you were a psycho murderer who has a family in his freezer?

Yep, I asked her what she studies and then it happened. Wouldn't be surprised if she thought that- psycopaths can converse like normal people, too.

I could probably be successful at Tinder if after I moved, I presented a sort of "dudebro" image- my pictures only being me drinking a beer at the beach, pics with friends, a shirtless mirror selfie and me playing an acoustic guitar (presumably for country music). Girls do most often enjoy the three worst genres of music in the history of mankind (country, rap, pop) (even more than guys in my personal observation), so the acoustic guitar (rathern than electric) could be ambiguous (little do they know I use it to come up with music that sounds like Takemitsu guitar pieces).

[snyprrr]

oh Greg- my whole Post just got Deleted,... you are one lucky guy, lol!!


btw- yes, it seems girls like those "regular" things like acoustic guitars and country music,... and you've got to just leave it at that,...

NO- seriously, Greg, if you truly want what we all seem to be pining for here,- go to your nearest Symphony Orchestra or Music School and begin your tactics there- I mean,... well, it seems far fetched, but I'm sure anyone here who accidentally bumps into a (cute) girl at the coffee shop and then find out she's played the Boulez Flute Sonata- i dunno, it would probably make me jizz my pants- but, how would that work if she wasn't attractive...hmmm??

Look at some symphony videos- are those chicks attractive??-

COULD I EVEN IMAGINE my dream girl liking Xenakis?



WHICH BRINGS ME- to this current girl I've met- I told you she cancelled last night- so, today I called, and LOL- the phone clicks to message at 2 1/2 rings, meaning, she prolly bumped me-

BUT

then she called back, and I picked her up- ate Vietnamese- and then, cruising, I said- "Hey, can we have an... adult conversatrion?" (she chuckled) "about us meeting?"

OK, she says,-

So, I ask her if she's still sleeping with bla bla, or anyone else,- I tell her how insecure I am- I tell her how she's a girl who has many many suitors and yet no wun wuves wittle me- and I just give her all the whiny needy clingy shit I could throw at her- and then explained myself- and we discussed-

a couple of beers

and then I'm taking her back, and she's like, where are we going?, I'm taking you back,

AND SHE SAYS

"I thought you were taking me yto your place to fuuuuuuuuu my brains out!!"





TIRES SCREEEECHING INTO PARKING LOT

WHAAAT DID SHE JUST SAY??


So, lol, I told her that just having this good conversation was enough for me today- haha,... did I really?


So I shot for definite plans for a sleepover next week- we'll see----




GUYS- I JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS CLEAR ENOUGH--------- TIME.     IS.    SHORT.       



ACT NOW


ACT NOW


ACT NOW



DO something

do SOMETHING


GET THIS HEN OUT- I'M TIRED OF PAGES AFTER PAGES OF OUR MISERY


I WAS SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING THE LOCAL HOOKERS BEFORE THIS HAPPENED AND WOULD THAAAT HAVE BEEN AAAAAANY FUN??



I'M FURIOUSLY POUNDING THE TABLE HERE FELLAS--- GIT HER DONE,.... NOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!








Look, someone's gonna wanna marry this chick-   she's got issues----     




O no, the coke's wearing off....



typing


feeling.... sleepy....

[ibanezmonster]

GUYS- I JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS CLEAR ENOUGH--------- TIME.     IS.    SHORT.       

Yeah, I could die in a car accident tomorrow and never have even kissed a girl. If you want to feel depressed, dwell on that thought and imagine being in that situation.

Look at some symphony videos- are those chicks attractive??-

Plenty are...

btw- yes, it seems girls like those "regular" things like acoustic guitars and country music,... and you've got to just leave it at that,...

Yeah... kinda sucks to be interested in stuff that actually interesting.

go to your nearest Symphony Orchestra or Music School and begin your tactics there-

Nearest is an hour away. I already have to make that hour drive twice a week... regardless, how would you even go about meeting musicians in an orchestra?

but, how would that work if she wasn't attractive...hmmm??

It wouldn't...



Been on Tinder, just trying out my preferred range now (no more than 20 miles), still getting some matches within range, thankfully. And trying to talk to them. Idk, guess that's all I can do for now...

[ibanezmonster]

Having a conversation with a match on Tinder that is HOT, then asked if she's seen any good movies lately and conversation seems to have died. 

I feel like a dork for doing this, but I think I should upload a shirtless pic to my album. Maybe they like the face but don't want to risk the possibility that my body looks like a sack of tomatos? 
I could certainly understand if that's why they might shy away from getting into conversation territory where I suggest we meet up.

[Mirror Image]

I tried the Tinder thing (with a push from Greg) and removed the app from my phone in a day or two. This app is just garbage and it also seemed to drain my battery life, so good riddance, Tinder! I'm still on POF and I'm currently talking to someone I actually met on there before and we just never hit it off, but things seem to be going good right now. I remember talking to her on the phone and it just seemed the chemistry wasn't there, but, in all honesty, I hate the phone and I'm definitely not good at talking on it. Hopefully, things go better this time around. She lives about 30 minutes away, which is nothing.

[ibanezmonster]

Yeah, I can't say that I "like" it, either, but it's the most used dating app, and numbers are the most important thing when you live where I do.

[Mirror Image]

Yeah, I can't say that I "like" it, either, but it's the most used dating app, and numbers are the most important thing when you live where I do.

Too bad it isn't working for you, though. Women are a bit hesitant about giving out their number, but I can't say that I can blame them. I think the best thing for you to do, Greg, is not worry about this stuff right now. Wait until you actually live in a more populated area where there are plenty of women around.

[ibanezmonster]

Too bad it isn't working for you, though. Women are a bit hesitant about giving out their number, but I can't say that I can blame them. I think the best thing for you to do, Greg, is not worry about this stuff right now. Wait until you actually live in a more populated area where there are plenty of women around.

Definitely good advice, just seems I can't help at least trying.

When I move, I'll have 1) my own place; 2) a steady career with actual normal hours and 3) FAAAARR more girls to choose from.

It's just the waiting is almost absurd at this point... personally, although I don't think anything of it, I just don't look forward to having to dodge answers to possible questions that might reveal that they're my first date even though I'm 27 (or 28 after I move). Just awkward, though you know, if they think anything negative of it, they could go jump off a cliff for all I care. 

[Mirror Image]

Definitely good advice, just seems I can't help at least trying.

When I move, I'll have 1) my own place; 2) a steady career with actual normal hours and 3) FAAAARR more girls to choose from.

It's just the waiting is almost absurd at this point... personally, although I don't think anything of it, I just don't look forward to having to dodge answers to possible questions that might reveal that they're my first date even though I'm 27 (or 28 after I move). Just awkward, though you know, if they think anything negative of it, they could go jump off a cliff for all I care. 

Well, to avoid that issue altogether, don't tell the woman this is your actual first date. Problem solved on your end. I can understand how the waiting is hard (trust me I know about the waiting all too well), you just have to look at your situation realistically. Your chances of meeting a woman in your town, from the way you've been talking, is completely out of the question. So, it seems strange to me for someone who has no interest in dating someone who is an hour or so away to continue to try hooking up with someone seeing as you're not going to make the effort to actually see the woman in question who lives an hour away.

[Brian]

MI, what happened to the women from a week or two ago?

[ibanezmonster]

Well, to avoid that issue altogether, don't tell the woman this is your actual first date. Problem solved on your end. I can understand how the waiting is hard (trust me I know about the waiting all too well), you just have to look at your situation realistically. Your chances of meeting a woman in your town, from the way you've been talking, is completely out of the question. So, it seems strange to me for someone who has no interest in dating someone who is an hour or so away to continue to try hooking up with someone seeing as you're not going to make the effort to actually see the woman in question who lives an hour away.

I did change my radius for no more than 30 minutes away, but yeah, totally true...

So then just whatever, I guess. Nothing more to say than that.

[Scion7]

Just don't mention Shostakovich or the Great Pumpkin, and all should go fine.

[Mirror Image]

MI, what happened to the women from a week or two ago?

I just told the Vietnamese woman that I'm not interested. There were too many personal differences between us. That's okay, though, as I've got something else brewing as we speak.

[ZauberdrachenNr.7]

...That's okay, though, as I've got something else brewing as we speak.

Keep up the good work, brew master. 

[jochanaan]

...Look at some symphony videos- are those chicks attractive??- ....

Speaking as one who has actually played in orchestras, women orchestra players are likelier than most to be drop-dead gorgeous and have engaging personalities to boot.

(I should add, though, that there is definitely something about playing music together that makes even an average woman seem fascinating and beautiful. )

[ibanezmonster]

Speaking as one who has actually played in orchestras, women orchestra players are likelier than most to be drop-dead gorgeous and have engaging personalities to boot.

I should have learned to play violin... guitar is useless for this unless you're a country musician or in a popular rock band from the 80's.

[drogulus]

Yeah, I could die in a car accident tomorrow and never have even kissed a girl.

     Alternatively you could kiss a girl tomorrow and never even die in a car accident, or die and kiss a girl simultaneously, or you could kiss a girl who then dies in a car accident and you're brain damaged and don't remember you kissed a girl and caused the accident that killed her you selfish bastid.