More Girl Problems

[ibanezmonster]

     Alternatively you could kiss a girl tomorrow and never even die in a car accident, or die and kiss a girl simultaneously, or you could kiss a girl who then dies in a car accident and you're brain damaged and don't remember you kissed a girl and caused the accident that killed her you selfish bastid.

Lol. We all know which is the most likely scenario, though.

[snyprrr]

Just don't mention Shostakovich or the Great Pumpkin, and all should go fine.

or WWII, or religion, or science, or politics, or cooking, or cleaning, drrrrrr drrrrrr drrrrrr-

Actually, I've had some good response to DSCH (15th Sym., 1st mvmt.,... obviously) and Feldman (Piano & String Quartet),... even had a little interest in something like Gerhard or Grisey or Dufourt,... but, maybe they were being polite,...

Lol. We all know which is the most likely scenario, though.

"life is short"---- tell that to someone bound to a hospital bed.... mmmm.....

Greg, an hour away for the school, and you already go there? Just put up a flyer- seriously, you could even be blatant---"Guy Seeking Hot Orchestra Musician, FEMALE" (you know you know)--- use your imagination,- just get a flyer, make a pitch...

I'd suggest a pic in your coolest and fanciest duds.

Speaking as one who has actually played in orchestras, women orchestra players are likelier than most to be drop-dead gorgeous and have engaging personalities to boot.

(I should add, though, that there is definitely something about playing music together that makes even an average woman seem fascinating and beautiful. )

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm lap lap lap lap lap woof woof!! pant pant wag wag

[Scion7]

Of course, the exception makes the rule.  Meet Myrtle, the 2nd tuba chair. 

[Scion7]

I have the answer for you guys - SALTPETER.

[ibanezmonster]

I have the answer for you guys - SALTPETER.

I uninstalled Tinder. Just got tiresome thinking about it, and don't want people to see the app if they have to use my phone.

Best to drop any expectations, I guess. Most people would expect someone who isn't fat, ugly, or short (or have any other sort of highly off-putting personality feature) to have found a girlfriend sometime far before my age, but I guess things just work differently for me for some reason. Even years ago when I would tell friends that (after they asked), they are initially confused and in disbelief before they get that I'm not kidding. It's only going to be more awkward with new friends as I get older, so I'm just going to have to prepare to weird people out even more. 

I will keep loving my anime girls, though.  (hey, it's either them or being in love with nothing- and none of that "love yourself" bullshit, I'm not gay  )

At least I got Yui...



(wish she would play Ibanez, though)

[Mirror Image]

I'd hate to see you give up, Greg, but, at the same time, I would like to see you actually live in an area, or within reasonable driving distance, that has 1. obviously a larger population of people and 2. more women your age or close to your age. Only when you make that move to a 'busier' town/city will you find a woman that you would like to get to know and pursue.

[ibanezmonster]

I'd hate to see you give up, Greg, but, at the same time, I would like to see you actually live in an area, or within reasonable driving distance, that has 1. obviously a larger population of people and 2. more women your age or close to your age. Only when you make that move to a 'busier' town/city will you find a woman that you would like to get to know and pursue.

Totally true.

[The Six]

Pish posh. Anime girls will never let you down.

[ibanezmonster]

Pish posh. Anime girls will never let you down.

They will never let me down, though I wouldn't depend too much on Aerith not dying until the remake (I hope if they ever change this it's only as an option).



I asked my friend if she thought I come across as gay, and the answer is no. Didn't think so, but doesn't hurt to get a second opinion? Maybe gay guys just tend to hope guys who seem straight are actually bisexual or in the closet?

[ibanezmonster]

I hope snyprrr doesn't mind me being somewhat off-topic, but today was one of the weirdest days ever.

I accidentally slept nearly 12 hours, which might be a record for me. I woke up when I was supposed to be at work. All day felt like derealization.

I worked with my friend (the girl that I was wanting to date earlier this year) outside on the register again, and saw this couple kissing in the parking lot. You know what we were doing at that time? We tied plastic sheets to ourselves to make them look like capes and then stood in front of the fan, pretending we're Superman. Perfect snapshot of my life right there.

Last night I had lucid dreams and finally achieved that one specific experience that I wanted most (everyone has their own). Next I think I would like to experience blowing up planets with my finger a la DBZ.

[ibanezmonster]

Typical facebook status update from one of my friends:

Nothing like breaking down and crying in the frozen food section of the grocery store, while trying to decide what to have for dinner alone again.

I understand people often meet through networks of friends, but when this is your more typical friend that doesn't help, either...

[snyprrr]

I hope snyprrr doesn't mind me being somewhat off-topic, but today was one of the weirdest days ever.

I accidentally slept nearly 12 hours, which might be a record for me. I woke up when I was supposed to be at work. All day felt like derealization.

I worked with my friend (the girl that I was wanting to date earlier this year) outside on the register again, and saw this couple kissing in the parking lot. You know what we were doing at that time? We tied plastic sheets to ourselves to make them look like capes and then stood in front of the fan, pretending we're Superman. Perfect snapshot of my life right there.

Last night I had lucid dreams and finally achieved that one specific experience that I wanted most (everyone has their own). Next I think I would like to experience blowing up planets with my finger a la DBZ.

google "weird gamer guy"... lol, guy with beard, please Post...



sO, i GUESS, TECHNICALLY i HAVE A GIRL FRIEND (whoops)- the widow of the guy who gave me my guitar 10 years ago,... yea,... hmm,... lol,...

so, yea, mm,.... she's cute, smart and all that,... but there are issues,... heeeavy drinker (for good reason I guess, twice widowed, plus a bf...etc etc)... there's some disconcerting medical issues ... disconcerting..... don't worry, the hoo-hah works!!.....


You know I'm holding back saying anything smartass right now,...riiight?


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I hope snyprrr doesn't mind me being somewhat off-topic, but today was one of the weirdest days ever.

I accidentally slept nearly 12 hours, which might be a record for me. I woke up when I was supposed to be at work. All day felt like derealization.

I worked with my friend (the girl that I was wanting to date earlier this year) outside on the register again, and saw this couple kissing in the parking lot. You know what we were doing at that time? We tied plastic sheets to ourselves to make them look like capes and then stood in front of the fan, pretending we're Superman. Perfect snapshot of my life right there.

Last night I had lucid dreams and finally achieved that one specific experience that I wanted most (everyone has their own). Next I think I would like to experience blowing up planets with my finger a la DBZ.

again, whole Post deleted......


wtf???




Anyhoo,... so, it looks like I have a girlfriend,... the widow of the guy who gave me my guitatr 10 years ago... cute,...

there's some issssssues...


but,... for now,...



I took some of those gas station pills today b4 I saw her,... lol


OK, Thread Officially Closed


(suuuuure it is fiunny bouy, sure it is...)

[ibanezmonster]

Yeah, I saw the video of that guy.



He's an actor and director, btw.

[snyprrr]

Smells like I got dumped.

Yea, it has gone from "baby baby" to the absolute most typical girl behavior- almost in the blink of an eye. There's been a whole lot of "I'll call you back later" that never materializes, some drunck babble on the phone,- I saw her last week and we talked and she seemed affectionate enough, but, I feel like I'm turning into a wuss again, calling simply to get some confirmation when there is none, whatever,...

Your boy snyprrr laid her out so well she got the scurrreds,... I don't know,... I'm kind of depressed seeing as this thing seemed it was going to last at least through the season...

excuse me whilst I pity myself:





OK,... sniff,... I guess we'll... sniff... deal with it...

"It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all"


aahhhh :'(haaa :'(waahhhh :'(haaaa :'(haaaaa....sniff

[ibanezmonster]

"It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all"

Oh.

[snyprrr]

Oh.

Yea, that's a quote from 'Spinal Tap',... or Sinatra,... I dunnno,...

Sooo,... Greg,... how's it hangin'?

I can tell you now that I'm assuming 'Dumped' status,... I called one final time (yes, I use the phone like a blunt instrument sometimes,... it's a habit I need to rectify),... which means that, if she thinks I'm being a stalker, it will take X-days before she realizes I haven't called for a while...


oh, sorry,...

worked myself into a niiice headache today...



My main thing is, I think I know now that I TALK TOO MUCH... and girls don't want a guy to talk, that simple. You can't show any real feelings, say no real thing, don't rock their fantasy world one iota... ahhhh, I'm such a dikk

[ibanezmonster]

My main thing is, I think I know now that I TALK TOO MUCH... 

I can't say that I'm shocked to hear this.

and girls don't want a guy to talk, that simple. You can't show any real feelings, say no real thing, don't rock their fantasy world one iota...

Yeah. Less talk = probably better. Especially when it's about your problems. Talking about your problems is kinda viewed as a feminine thing, so yeah, that's probably why I save that for here (mainly). The type of man women desire are the ones who have less problems to even talk about. Or you could at least try to maintain that illusion that you have no problems to talk about.

[ComposerOfAvantGarde]

Smells like I got dumped.

Yea, it has gone from "baby baby" to the absolute most typical girl behavior- almost in the blink of an eye. There's been a whole lot of "I'll call you back later" that never materializes, some drunck babble on the phone,- I saw her last week and we talked and she seemed affectionate enough, but, I feel like I'm turning into a wuss again, calling simply to get some confirmation when there is none, whatever,...

Your boy snyprrr laid her out so well she got the scurrreds,... I don't know,... I'm kind of depressed seeing as this thing seemed it was going to last at least through the season...

excuse me whilst I pity myself:





OK,... sniff,... I guess we'll... sniff... deal with it...

"It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all"


aahhhh :'(haaa :'(waahhhh :'(haaaa :'(haaaaa....sniff

Sounds like ample reason and opportunity to dump her.

[Rinaldo]

The type of man women desire are the ones who have less problems to even talk about. Or you could at least try to maintain that illusion that you have no problems to talk about.

As long as you don't talk about your problems like the world revolves around them, you'll be fine.

[ibanezmonster]

As long as you don't talk about your problems like the world revolves around them, you'll be fine.

True. The constant negativity doesn't help.