Murica

[XB-70 Valkyrie]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/rampage/wp/2016/05/07/ivy-league-economist-interrogated-for-doing-math-on-american-airlines-flight/?postshare=8231462632411558&tid=ss_tw

For my next flight, should I be required to talk, I will be sure to liberally pepper my speech with the following so as not to startle my fellow Muricans:

"uhhhh"
"dude"
"my truuuuuuck"
"L.A. Rams"
"Kardashians"
"Budweiser"
"Beyonce"
"Pack O Marlboroughs"
"That Hulk Hogan lawsuit"
"Those European fags"
"Dude, I don't care what they say about Joe Paterno, he's my hero!"
"Those dang scientists think they're so smart!"
"Aw man, we were so drunk!"
"...that episode where Tony saw Angela naked in the shower..."

I will also take care to conceal any peer-reviewed scientific journals I may be reading with the latest issue of Sports Illustrated or GQ.

[jochanaan]

Oh, and you'd best go back to using Roman numerals for your differential equations!