I think I could put a cat to sleep... I dunno...
I guess if it were up to me I'd have somewhere for it to go,... but kitty is above the other paying member of the conglomerate (moi)... it's warm out and the screen is open and oh joy flies and squirrels come in at will because... why?...
why can't you just let the cat out when you're there supervising, and then just close the flippin screen when YOU'RE done, because, hey, you know, your cat isn't thaaat bold, and won't go out even if you leave the screen flippin open all the flip flap day...
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You'd rather life in filth and call it "not as bad as all the bacteria in a sponge"
WTF?? kind of logic??
Yea, ultimately I guess you just want me outta here...seems the money's no thing...
ALL I FLIPPIN WANT is to be separated from nature- that's what I pay rent for, to be closed off from flies and squirrels and poop and stuff... why do you WANT to live like that??
Oh yea, you're a "gnostic"- which means what? poop is no longer poop? "hey it's all an illusion"
yea, ok
the cat shit still stinks and it's really hand to overcome the illusion that wave upon wave of radioactive heavy earth wafting like a comforter of noxious noisomeness...
yea, it's just an illusion
oy vey
nests of black widows... where are they???.... I DON'T KNOW!!.....YAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!

CALM DOWN KIMOSABE
calm down kimosabe
ok
So, this cat is such a BarneyFife, such a Gilligan, such a scaredy-cat... always fleeing, always getting freaked out by every sound... flea-ish.... long haired flippin shedder... horror poops, bad litter manners (guess it's trying, but lol, wtf kitty?? I thought that's the one thing pussy's ARE good for, but no, not you, covering your stank is daddy's job

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The neighbors alpha outdoors cat always hangs out, and our cat is such a puddin... run away run away... I kinda feel sorry for it because it acts so much like that high school outcast... who wants to go through their whole life as such a wuss??
and then the boss came and trolled me into an argument right before I was to leave work- and I dooo have a hard time keepin the curse words from just coming out of my mouth every other word- like the dad in 'Christmas Story', and he knows he can goad me into an argument if I'm not prepared to deal with his trolling ass...Tues. 5pm
gaaah... I just have to get over this right now...
I see myself ripping kitty apart with bare hands...maybe I'll just take this up in the 'Cruelty to Animals' Thread... hold on...