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zamyrabyrd

#420
June 28, 2018, 07:37:43 AM
Quote from: vandermolen on June 26, 2018, 08:51:41 AM
The advantages of filling up your petrol car with diesel.

The advantages of filling up your car's tank with orange juice.
"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, one by one."

― Charles MacKay, Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds

Karl Henning

#421
June 28, 2018, 07:40:21 AM
Orange Juice:  pulp or no pulp?
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

Mahlerian

#422
June 28, 2018, 07:47:57 AM
Which make better frisbees: AOL discs or Kenny G discs?
"l do not consider my music as atonal, but rather as non-tonal. I feel the unity of all keys. Atonal music by modern composers admits of no key at all, no feeling of any definite center." - Arnold Schoenberg

zamyrabyrd

#423
June 28, 2018, 07:52:47 AM
Quote from: Mahlerian on June 28, 2018, 07:47:57 AM
Which make better frisbees: AOL discs or Kenny G discs?

Someone told me that before plastic, old 78's were used as frisbees. I don't know whether to believe it or not.
"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, one by one."

― Charles MacKay, Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds

Karl Henning

#424
June 28, 2018, 08:47:42 AM
Quote from: zamyrabyrd on June 28, 2018, 07:52:47 AM
Someone told me that before plastic, old 78's were used as frisbees. I don't know whether to believe it or not.

They must have broken quite easily.
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

zamyrabyrd

#425
June 28, 2018, 08:55:42 AM
Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on June 28, 2018, 08:47:42 AM
They must have broken quite easily.

It was considered fun.  ???
"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, one by one."

― Charles MacKay, Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds

NikF

#426
July 04, 2018, 04:32:36 PM
What temperature do you enjoy your cold showers to be?
"You overestimate my power of attraction," he told her. "No, I don't," she replied sharply, "and neither do you".

aligreto

#427
July 06, 2018, 08:27:18 AM
Tying shoelaces backwards

zamyrabyrd

#428
July 13, 2018, 03:28:51 AM
Trying walking backwards
"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, one by one."

― Charles MacKay, Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds

aligreto

#429
July 14, 2018, 01:04:18 AM Last Edit: July 14, 2018, 02:34:49 PM by aligreto
Moonwalking sideways

EddieRUKiddingVarese

#430
July 14, 2018, 02:02:23 PM
your favorite 4'33" variation
"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!

aligreto

#431
July 14, 2018, 02:37:37 PM
How to use dental floss to clean between your toes

zamyrabyrd

#432
July 14, 2018, 10:28:41 PM
Why forbidding plastic straws is inane.
"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, one by one."

― Charles MacKay, Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds

Karl Henning

#433
September 04, 2018, 07:43:09 AM
What Octopera Are You Listening To Now?
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

EddieRUKiddingVarese

#434
September 04, 2018, 05:30:27 PM
I like to alternate my Alferd Packer Burger with a big helping of Soylent Green.
"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!

EddieRUKiddingVarese

#435
September 04, 2018, 05:31:08 PM
Orwell that ends well.
"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!

EddieRUKiddingVarese

#436
September 04, 2018, 05:31:43 PM
Orwell try to do better than that.
"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!

Capeditiea

#437
September 04, 2018, 06:18:30 PM
If you could pick any composer to go on a date, in their current decomposition, who would it be?

EddieRUKiddingVarese

#438
September 04, 2018, 06:39:31 PM
Beethoven, that's easy cause Bettina would turn up too  ::)
"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!

Karl Henning

#439
September 05, 2018, 03:01:27 AM
What if what Beethoven meant was, My Imported Beloved?
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot
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