A Completely Not Serious Thread

[karlhenning]

Take me on the duck tour, Syd.

[Wendell_E]

So, does that mean I'm supposed to take the other threads seriously?   

[Mark]

That's brilliant!

[George]

That's brilliant!

You can't be serious. 

[Cato]

Threads are serious, of course, if you are a shirt.

Of course, if you don't give a shirt, you should at least give a sock.

And then the guy will call his lawyer, and you'll end up losing your shirt!

And then people will needle you, but of course we all needle each other, don't we?

Like Barbra Streisand!   

I needle her like a haystack, which sounds obscene, sew it must be time to go!

[johnQpublic]

My field is vibrating.

[Brian]

You can't be serious. 

I am serious.

And don't call me Shirley.

[George]

I am serious.

And don't call me Shirley.

Ok, I'll call you Laverne then. 

That's what I'm talking about - some good clean fun. 

[karlhenning]

My field is vibrating.

Treatment is available.

[Brian]

My field is vibrating.

You've been hit by the

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[bhodges]

You've been hit by the

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Great little drawing!  Did you do that, or is it from somewhere else?

--Bruce

[Brian]

Great little drawing!  Did you do that, or is it from somewhere else?

--Bruce

Oh, I borrowed it. 

[karlhenning]

Working that up on your own, Brian, would have been inappropriately serious 

[Brian]

@Karl - indeed! 

That's brilliant!

Ifyouthoughtthatwasclever!Waittillyouseethis.

[greg]

My field is vibrating.

That was extremely accessible.

[Bonehelm]

Bruckner wrote music that is way too simple for my ears...I'd take Britney Spears over that old fart anyday.

[johnQpublic]

That was extremely accessible.

Oh, if that's the case try this:

[Dancing Divertimentian]

Why is the french horn called the "divine instrument"?

Because a person blows into it...

...but God only knows what comes out of it...

[Bogey]

I am serious.

And don't call me Shirley.

Now that is always funny.

[XB-70 Valkyrie]

I've got ninety-thousand pounds in my pajamas!