A Completely Not Serious Thread

[George]

I thought maybe we could have some fun by creating a thread where no one is serious about anything they say. No topic other than let's see how long we can go joking around about whatever, having fun, but NOT being serious.

(Of course this post is serious, but any from here forward won't be serious.) 

[Lethevich]

Dark chocolate does not taste like tar.

[karlhenning]

. . . and he says, "But what was the dinosaur doing in the bathroom in the first place?"

[locrian]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me...

[маразм1]

i'm tired of eating italian wedding soup.  damn costco.

[Mark]

And you expect me to take this thread seriously?

Oh, you don't ...

[karlhenning]

You've just got to let go.

[karlhenning]

No, that was not serious advice.

[Mark]

You've just got to let go.

I'm not falling for that one again, Dr Henning. Last time I did, I soiled myself.

[locrian]

There was an old man from Nantucket...

[Mark]

There was an old man from Nantucket...

Who purchased an oversized bucket ...

[karlhenning]

Nantucket is not an old man's land

[karlhenning]

I'm not falling for that one again, Dr Henning. Last time I did, I soiled myself.

On the other hand, when changing diapers, know where all the various materials are, at all times.

[Mark]

On the other hand, when changing diapers, know where all the various materials are, at all times.

Amen to that, brother. 0:)

[George]

We are way off track here...



BRAVO!!! 

[Mark]

We are way off track here...



BRAVO!!! 

There's always one to shout, 'BRAVO!' before the closing notes of a symphony have died away. I'd like to meet and beat that guy.

[George]

Message to self: never visit England unless in disguise. 

[johnQpublic]

I love Hindemith's opera about a man and his car:

[Keemun]

The sky is falling!

Oh wait, it's just leaves falling from a tree.  Whew!

[locrian]