Women

[Mark G. Simon]

Whatever you do, do not say "I'm sorry for what I did that upset you."  If you do, the conversation is likely to proceed as follows:

Her:  What exactly did you do?
You:  Uhhh..... 
Her:  You don't even know what you did, do you?!?!
You:  No, please tell me.
Her:  If you can't figure it out, I'm not telling you! 

This last line is a clear roadblock to communication. The proper response is probably "Well let me know when you're ready to tell me" and then find the first opportunity to leave.

[Harry]

Its a lovely and at the same time difficult entity, women, but I love them, so I aim to please....

[Lady Chatterley]

My husband is never wrong about anything ever! I must side with Harry...go with the flow.

[Mozart]

I guess you want to know the situation. I missed some phone calls (take me now satan, only someone with a black heart could miss a phone call) and I guess she felt like I was ignoring her. She asks me why I was hiding from her and I guess this is where I always make that gender mad, I made a dumb joke.. I said it's part of hide and go seek, I'm supposed to hide and your supposed to find me, but I picked a really good spot and you left me in the cold like an ass. Blah blah blah angry words blah blah...apparently this action erased the entire past and I don't care for her...blah blah ext...

[Mozart]

Her:  What exactly did you do?
You:  Uhhh.....  Huh?
Her:  You don't even know what you did, do you?!?!
You:  No, please tell me.
Her:  If you can't figure it out, I'm not telling you!  Angry

Yes it was mainly about me not knowing what I did wrong. I guess it was that I was wearing 2 different colored socks on the first monday in January while dancing like an Irishman.

[Don]

It's good to keep in mind that women aren't some foreign entity.  They're human, just like guys.

[Mozart]

It's good to keep in mind that women aren't some foreign entity.  They're human, just like guys.

I have my doubts.

[Don]

I have my doubts.

And that's a problem you need to correct if you ever want to have satisfying relationships with members of the opposite sex.  So get on with it and have a great life.

[Keemun]

I made a dumb joke..

That, my friend, was your mistake.  You basically told her that you didn't take her feelings seriously. 

apparently this action erased the entire past and I don't care for her...

Perhaps all is not lost.  Once you make a proper apology for your joke and explain to her why you were not ignoring her (assuming this is the case), she may forgive you and the two of you can move on. 

[Mozart]

In the past I did not apologize for things like that, but since I'm older and weaker these days, I shamefully did...


On a lighter note here is a video I've called Elias and the oranges

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/YZ0yKidXZBA

[greg]

On a lighter note here is a video I've called Elias and the oranges

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/YZ0yKidXZBA

i love when you point to the camera, best part, especially at the end.
like an orange-eating rock star....

[Josquin des Prez]

It's good to keep in mind that women aren't some foreign entity.  They're human, just like guys.

I think it's good to keep in mind that women, while human, aren't just like guys.

[Mozart]

I think it's good to keep in mind that women, while human, aren't just like guys.

I don't particularly get along with or understand other guys in my age group. They are even worse than women because they feel showing any emotion isn't manly except maybe anger or being horny. Conversation about disgusting sexual acts grosses me out and makes me think to much whenever I look at a woman. Sure she is attractive, but that probably means shes done even more disgusting acts.

[val]

Yes, sometimes I must apologise for things that my girlfriend suffers in her school. I have nothing to do with it, I am not a teacher, but I understand her stress. It is normal that people express his stress against those who are most intimate.

She works to much in her school, she is the director, so I am here to pay.

But that doesn't matter. She is an wonderful person. Not only a girlfriend but also my best friend. Five minutes of stress are nothing compared to the intelligent and tender woman I have the luck to live with. 

[greg]

I don't particularly get along with or understand other guys in my age group. They are even worse than women because they feel showing any emotion isn't manly except maybe anger or being horny. Conversation about disgusting sexual acts grosses me out and makes me think to much whenever I look at a woman. Sure she is attractive, but that probably means shes done even more disgusting acts.

nicely put!

[Mark G. Simon]

I guess you want to know the situation. I missed some phone calls (take me now satan, only someone with a black heart could miss a phone call) and I guess she felt like I was ignoring her. She asks me why I was hiding from her and I guess this is where I always make that gender mad, I made a dumb joke.. I said it's part of hide and go seek, I'm supposed to hide and your supposed to find me, but I picked a really good spot and you left me in the cold like an ass. Blah blah blah angry words blah blah...apparently this action erased the entire past and I don't care for her...blah blah ext...

It sounds like she's a wee bit insecure. If you know her well you might have already gotten a sense of this, and would know whether or not a joke was appropriate to defuse the tension. If you don't know her well this may be your first encounter with her insecurity, in which case it would be safer to reassure her that you are not avoiding her. Follow that up by making sure to answer her calls promptly, and if she still gives you grief, look for someone else.

[Mozart]

What a clever girl she was I nicely told her to go to hell. While I was in a good mood she apologized to me by saying I forgive you in a certain tone...and I was like great. But then I thought to myself wait a minute...I forgive you? what the hell did i do to deserve forgiveness? Clever girl...Im done.

[greg]

What a clever girl she was I nicely told her to go to hell. While I was in a good mood she apologized to me by saying I forgive you in a certain tone...and I was like great. But then I thought to myself wait a minute...I forgive you? what the hell did i do to deserve forgiveness? Clever girl...Im done.

good thing you got out of that while you could 

[orbital]

Conversation about disgusting sexual acts grosses me out and makes me think to much whenever I look at a woman. Sure she is attractive, but that probably means shes done even more disgusting acts.

disgusting ?
I don't like talking about sex that much either, but sexual acts are disgusting ?

You would have much less of the problems that you are having with girls now if they were "allowed" to act as freely sexually as boys

[greg]

You would have much less of the problems that you are having with girls now if they were "allowed" to act as freely sexually as boys

well, what'd happen is more accidental pregnancies and the guy would end up having to spend the rest of his life with someone he might not even care for, or there'd be more single mothers, and i think those problems would be much worse.