The unimportant news thread

[Dancing Divertimentian]

They list Thai Tanic but not the risque Auckland version, Thai Me Up.

[Todd]

Nibiru is real!

[XB-70 Valkyrie]

More unimportant news:

1. The Rams, one of the consistently shittiest teams in the NFL are coming (back) to HELL A, where they left 20 years ago. They were shitty then and will always be shitty and boring. Trillionaire owner wants a new stadium so that his trillionaire henchmen can sit in the utmost luxury. In unrelated news, sales tax is going up in HELL A County.

2. Some people are saying some shit about the Oscars. Since the Oscars have always been and always will be bullshit, it really doesn't matter.

3. The FBI is sparing no expense to track down and prosecute the people who hacked into some dumb Hollywood actress twit's cloud acct. and posted her naked photos. Wow, that's a great use of bureau resources and tax dollars.

[Todd]

All's well that ends well.

[Todd]

If at first you don't succeed, and all that.

[knight66]

And once Mr Trump is thrust, or climbs, into the decision making process, it will of course improve things no end. 

Mike

[Todd]

More Yurpean sophistication.

I'm thinking it might be time to start an Annals of Yurpean Sophistication thread.

[Todd]

Mission Accomplished.

[kishnevi]

Sorry, but I can not really summarize this one
http://nypost.com/2016/01/31/inside-the-1-million-wedding-ruined-by-an-accidental-gunshot/

[knight66]

She sure did not get what she paid for, but her sense of entitlement is obnoxious. I am surprised the wedding only cost one million, such lavish nonsense....but she seems pretty determined to hug the emotional damage. "It is going to affect me and my children."....which are as yet unborn.

Also, not having a wedding video is as bad as it gets. Tell that to the folks in North Korea.

Mind you, I hope the idiot cousin gets his pants sued off him and the Waldorf seem to have acted bizzarely.

Mike

[North Star]

Sorry, but I can not really summarize this one
http://nypost.com/2016/01/31/inside-the-1-million-wedding-ruined-by-an-accidental-gunshot/

Ignoring superstitions about the groom not seeing the bride before the wedding, the couple trotted off to Central Park for a photo session.

After that, they're hardly in a position to blame others.  0:)

It felt worse than if someone would have died in [my] family. It was a tragedy,
We'll never have a wedding video. This is as bad as it gets.

If only someone had died instead of them having no wedding video.

[ComposerOfAvantGarde]

After that, they're hardly in a position to blame others.  0:)If only someone had died instead of them having no wedding video.

First world problems

[The Six]

hahaha

The NYPD Is Kicking People Out of Their Homes, Even If They Haven't Committed a Crime
And it's happening almost exclusively in minority neighborhoods.

https://www.propublica.org/article/nypd-nuisance-abatement-evictions

[Todd]

Proof positive that sanctions work.

[Todd]

Not just unexpected, but very unexpected.

[Todd]

There goes my vacation to Tripoli.

[Todd]

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.


It seemed unusual that yesterday the CBS Evening News didn't lead the broadcast with the bombing of Libya.  It was the fifth story.  The US bombing a country in the Middle East and killing 40+ people isn't so important anymore.  I guess we have always been at war with Eastasia, or something like that.  At any rate, this should improve relations with Russia.

[Todd]

Wait, vaccines actually work?

[kishnevi]

Wait, vaccines actually work?

Actually, they're a government fake
http://lifeinisrael.blogspot.com/2016/02/bleach-and-baking-soda-have-saved-us.html

[Karl Henning]

Actually, they're a government fake
http://lifeinisrael.blogspot.com/2016/02/bleach-and-baking-soda-have-saved-us.html

Yeesh.