What not to name your baby

[Hector]

Fidelio,

Leonora,

Pelisande ,

Dementia,

Dubya,

Oiyou,

April,

M Forever,

George (How can you call a baby George?),

Dave but not David.

[Kullervo]

It has come to my attention that Malachi is now a more popular baby name in America than is Stephen.

This is peculiar.

At least it isn't Habakkuk.

[Wendell_E]

Satan
Judas
W

[karlhenning]

Mortimer

Well, but if the last name is Brewster . . . .

[karlhenning]

Neither King Crimson, nor Sex. Sleep. Eat. Drink. Dream.

[маразм1]

Richard
Deloris

[MN Dave]

Blorthwick
Muzzlewump

[karlhenning]

Fruitcup

[MN Dave]

Percy
Mortimer
Chauncey (sp?)

[springrite]

Fruitcup

Also Fruitcake, Fruitloops, Fruitbasket, etc...

[MN Dave]

Dogface
Assface
Monkeybutt
Zippy

[karlhenning]

Smoketoomuch

[маразм1]

Cookie -- went to school with
Patty -- went to school with
Apple -- Gwen Paltrow's baby
Peaches -- porno actress's name
Hyundai -- I actually worked with a girl by that name!
Perrier -- went to college with her

[greg]

Also Fruitcake, Fruitloops, Fruitbasket, etc...

Fruity?

Flyingmonkeypoop

[karlhenning]

Ubloobideega

[MN Dave]

GGGGRRREEG   

[greg]

Ubloobideega

There we go, best one! I think we could close the thread with that suggestion.

[Lethevich]

A few names that seem to have died out (perhaps permenently):

Edna, Ethel, Edith.

[MN Dave]

Fidelio,

Leonora,

Pelisande ,

Dementia,

Dubya,

Oiyou,

April,

M Forever,

George (How can you call a baby George?),

Dave but not David.

You're pushin' it with "Hector," buddy. 

[J.Z. Herrenberg]

Incontinentia.