Christian music rejects

[bwv 1080]

Ever wonder how bad something has to be to NOT make it in Contemporary Christian Music?

Here is your chance, these are actual compiled CCM rejects

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2008/05/unbelievable-be.html



This was the winner loser song:
http://www.deuceofclubs.com/tunes/demos/20safe_sex_fantasy.htm

Safe sex is just a fantasy
You'll lose more than virginity
Thousands catch an STD each day
So if you're smart, you're gonna say "No way!"
When you have sex with just one lover
You're having sex with ALL the others
That he or she has had sex with
So even one time, you're still at risk
For herpes simplex
Virus, too
Venereal warts
Just to name a few
Of the forty plagues
Called STDs
Sexually! Trans! Mitted! Disease!
Yo!
Safe sex is just a fantasy
You'll lose more than virginity
Thousands catch an STD each day
So if you're smart, you're gonna say "No way!"
Gonorrhea leaves very few clues
To millions who have a lot to lose
It attacks their organs, tissue and bones
And damages reproductive zones
Syphilis claims thousands each year
Little red dots soon disappear
But it keeps on growin' inside of your brain
You could end up blind, or even insane
'Cos safe sex is just a fantasy
You'll lose more than virginity
Thousands catch an STD each day
So if you're smart, you're gonna say "No way!"
Chlamydia strikes mult-millions
Worst side effect is: stillborn children
One out of four who gets this disease
Give up their chance to even conceive
AIDS has killed a quarter million
A million more could soon be chillin'
It doesn't just kill the high and gay
No! Teens are the highest risk today
'Cos safe sex is just a fantasy
You'll lose more than virginity
Thousands catch an STD each day
So if you're smart, you're gonna say "No way!"

[david johnson]

i lstened to it...it's better than a lot of rap, so some of that is really crap.
this one was bad, bad, bad, though.

dj

[LVB_opus.125]

This is pretty funny. But it would be much funnier if it was delivered with a modicum of talent (send the lyrics to MC Hammer and we'd have something awesomely bad).