The Chat Thread

[Dr. Dread]

Half a heedless melon? The very thought makes you shudder, doesn't it? And 'what about the other half?' I hear you ask.

Half a heedless melon is better than none. Or is it?

[knight66]

Word association football....there is nowt like it.


ZB,

No idea how I got it and despite having it, I am not any kind of expert. So, I don't really have any good info to pass along beyond what I have said.

Thanks to you and Karl for your good wishes.

Mike

[Elgarian]

Or is it?

This, of course, is the Big Question; the one we've all been pretending not to ask. Heedlessly.

[Elgarian]

Word association football....there is nowt like it.

It just looks like a football. Really it's a melon.

[karlhenning]

The watermelon that can be explained, is not the true watermelon.

[Brian]

Have fun. Order a salad. 

I got a bacon cheeseburger with barbeque sauce. I'm such a bad boy.

[Brian]

Half a heedless melon is better than none. Or is it?

What about a heedless canteloupe?  

[knight66]

They bump into trees becaues they can't see.

Mike

[Elgarian]

They bump into trees becaues they can't see.

The damage done to tree bark by repeated impacts of heedless cantaloupes has been largely overlooked by forestry conservationists.

[Elgarian]

Why don't we have a 'chopping wood and carrying water' thread?

[Dr. Dread]

Why don't we have a 'chopping wood and carrying water' thread?

Because we're out chopping wood.

[knight66]

Alan,

I just can't imagine.

Ask greg, sounds like his territory.

Mike

[Dr. Dread]

Alan,

I just can't imagine.

Ask greg, sounds like his territory.

Mike

Who are you talking to?

[Elgarian]

Who are you talking to?

Mike was talking to me - but I missed it because I was out carrying water at the time.
Life, eh?

[Elgarian]

Alright then. So why don't we have a 'chopping water and carrying wood' thread?

[Dr. Dread]

Mike was talking to me - but I missed it because I was out carrying water at the time.
Life, eh?

Hi, Alan.

[knight66]

Who are you talking to?

"Are YOU taken' ta' me?"

ARE you taken' ta ME!

Mike

[Dr. Dread]

[Elgarian]

Hi, Alan.

Hi, Dave.

Resolution
I hereby make this resolution. That I will not make any further CD purchases before August 14th 2009.* I declare this in the presence of at least two witnesses, Mike and Dave. So let it be. Let wood be chopped. Let water be carried.

*[Unless there's something really good in the Hyperion bottom ten sale before Sunday.]

[Dr. Dread]

Hi, Dave.

Resolution
I hereby make this resolution. That I will not make any further CD purchases before August 14th 2009.* I declare this in the presence of at least two witnesses, Mike and Dave. So let it be. Let wood be chopped. Let water be carried.

*[Unless there's something really good in the Hyperion bottom ten sale before Sunday.]

Hm. I just purchased some tone poems. First classical purchase in quite a while.