The Chat Thread

[Elgarian]

Not enough curling jokes.

I have never heard a curling joke.

[Dr. Dread]

Chicken thigh and beefburger are in the post. (I can't believe you agreed to this, Dave. Man, you must be hungry.)

I'm a slut.

[Brian]

I'm a slut.

I don't blame you.




Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[Dr. Dread]

 

[Dr. Dread]

Oh, those filthy louts with their multiple toilet paper threads. What's this world coming to? I'm going to listen to some Delius now until this mess gets cleaned up. Where are my slippers and pipe? C'mon, Bosco.

[Elgarian]

Oh, those filthy louts with their multiple toilet paper threads. What's this world coming to? I'm going to listen to some Delius now until this mess gets cleaned up.

That'll show 'em.

[knight66]

Just as well it got cleaned up quickly if the plan was constant Delius; much as I like his music.

Mike

[Elgarian]

Elgarian, Perhaps you will be home for the plop after all.

Guess what? Against all the odds, ploppification occurred this morning!

[knight66]

Congratulations, what was the weight and was it a boy or a girl?

I have been listening to the echos of my own latest plop today: de Falla Magician/Three Cornered Hat. The classic FM mood guide on the case tels me to expect: A bit of romance, not so much soothing, quite a lot of uplifting, almost as much exhilarating and some joyful.

Needless to say, I have all but wet myself with that combo all thrown at me in a mere hour!

Mike

[Lethevich]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/07/man_blames_cat/

[knight66]

Sarah, I especially enjoyed the signoff:

It is unclear if the cat was neutered. ®

Some rather odd seeming animal related stories listed there.....

Cats mix baby 'cry' with purr to score dinner (14 July 2009)
Please don't eat your horse, EU asks owners (22 June 2009)
Cartoon lion urges Lancs kids to dob in terrorist classmates (10 June 2009)
El Reg reader crafts Gordo Lolcatprat (8 June 2009)
Dutch cat skinner publishes critics' personal details (28 May 2009)
Netbook gets Hello Kitty overhaul (12 February 2009)


Mike

[DavidW]

Guess what? Against all the odds, ploppification occurred this morning!

Lucky, it looks our days are numbered here in the US for Saturday delivery, while you will keep getting plops on Saturday!

Hopefully that Carter cd will arrive today...

[knight66]

Would that be a silent plop?

Mike

[DavidW]

Would that be a silent plop?

Mike

Yup the sound of one cd plopping.

[knight66]

Can that sound not be heard if you are not there?

Mike

[DavidW]

Can that sound not be heard if you are not there?

Mike

Well if it's a big box set the plop will be a sonic boom heard by many for miles!

[Brian]

I think D Minor changed his username so that his thread would look like a giant and attract more attention in the Diner than it otherwise would. Or something.

[Szykneij]

I think D Minor changed his username so that his thread would look like a giant and attract more attention in the Diner than it otherwise would. Or something.

Combine his username with Harry's signature pictures and the board will crash.

[Elgarian]

Would that be a silent plop?

There are three grades of ploppification:

1 CD: Plop

2CDs: PLOP

Box set: PLOP

Bigger than that won't fit through the letter box. So it's 'DING DONG'.

[knight66]

As Lesley Phillips would say when he espied a large box.

Mike