The Chat Thread

[MN Dave]

Why the Sesame Street obsession?

[Brahmsian]

Why the Sesame Street obsession?

I don't know.  I've been feeling very nostalgic regarding my childhood.  I've reserved the 40th anniversary book at the library. 

[MN Dave]

I see.

[karlhenning]

Dave, you don't still resent the fact that Sesame Street did not have a zombie muppet?

[MN Dave]

They had monsters so who's complaining?

[karlhenning]

That's the magnanimity of spirit we loves you for!

[MN Dave]

Thanks. I try. 

[CD]

If I gouge out my left eye, will it stop hurting?

[MN Dave]

If I gouge out my left eye, will it stop hurting?

There's only one way to find out!

[Brahmsian]

Do I hold the record for the most idiosyncracies in a person?   

[MN Dave]

Do I hold the record for the most idiosyncracies in a person?   

Doubtful.

[CD]

No. The woman in this case study does:

Dr: I am Dr _ . I would like to know something more about you
Edna: You have a nasty mind, Lord!! Lord! Cat's in a cradle.
Dr: Tell me, how do you feel?
Edna: London's bell is a long long dock, hee! hee! (uncontrollable maniacal laughter)
Dr: Do you know where you are now?
Edna: D_n! S_t on you all who rip into my internals! The grudgerometer will take care of you all!! (Shouting) I am the Queen, see my magic, I shall turn you into smidgelings forever!
Dr: Your husband is concerned about you. Do you know his name?
Edna: (Stands, walks and faces a wall) Who am I, Who are we, who are you, who are they (turns) I...I...I...I... (makes Grotesque faces)

[Benji]

If I gouge out my left eye, will it stop hurting?

Painful eye you say? Apply one leech, four times a day.

Next!

[MN Dave]

Painful eye you say? Apply one leech, four times a day.

Next!

Or have a Mog lick your eyeball.

[Brahmsian]

Painful eye you say? Apply one leech, four times a day.

Next!

See vasectomy thread.  Next!

[Benji]

Or have a Mog lick your eyeball.

Yes, cat saliva has antiseptic properties, which is why Mog never gets a bum infection. 

[MN Dave]

Yes, cat saliva has antiseptic properties, which is why Mog never gets a bum infection. 

[karlhenning]

TMI

[Benji]

TMI

0:)

[Elgarian]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Bear