The Chat Thread

[knight66]

I stubbed my toe.

Mike

[Elgarian]

I stubbed my toe.

Mike

I'll drink to that!

[knight66]

I see.

Mike

[karlhenning]

I won't drink to stubbed toes.

I know where to draw the line.

Sometimes I draw the line with my toe.

(Not a toe that I've stubbed, though.)

[MN Dave]

You gentlemen always cheer me up. 

[Elgarian]

I see.

Mike

But only after I blah blah blah, and World Leaders, blah blah, etc.

[knight66]

But.....I have a stubbed toe!

Mike

[Elgarian]

You gentlemen always cheer me up. 

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE CHEERFUL!  YOU ARE A TOE-STUBBEE!

[Elgarian]

But.....I have a stubbed toe!

Mike

Is this another stubbed toe? Or is it the same stubbed toe, twice whinged-about?

[karlhenning]

But.....I have a stubbed toe!

Well, I won't be responsible if you aggravate it by drawing lines with it.

I won't.

[karlhenning]

Is this another stubbed toe? Or is it the same stubbed toe, twice whinged-about.?

I think we should let Mike off; there's several whinges he's voluntarily waived.

[knight66]

Is this another stubbed toe? Or is it the same stubbed toe, twice whinged-about?

I am twice whinging.......well make that thrice. I get none of the stuff that Dave gets.

Mike

[Elgarian]

Sometimes I draw the line with my toe.

(Not a toe that I've stubbed, though.)

Herein lies Great Wisdom. Not for nothing is Karl Henning known as StoobahLinDrawHym: that is, He-Who-Stubbeth-Toe-But-Liveth-To-Draw-The-Line.

[Elgarian]

I am twice whinging.......well make that thrice. I get none of the stuff that Dave gets.

Mike

Yes you do, yes you do. We're only joking. It's just that you get smaller food parcels, and the World Leaders we contact are really a bit second rate and not so well-known, and you get a Toe Stubbing song sung by Britney Spears. Otherwise, it's the same treatment. Honest.

[karlhenning]

Das Lied von der Toe-ge-stubbing

[knight66]

Elgarian, I am not molified. I believe in equal opportunities whinging and rewards for same.

Mike

[knight66]

Das Lied von der Toe-ge-stubbing

Der Doppelwhinger

Mike

[Elgarian]

Elgarian, I am not molified. I believe in equal opportunities whinging and rewards for same.

Mike

Well look, Mike, we're all just taking orders from StoobahLinDrawHym, and it's more than our jobs are worth to go against his Toe Stubbing doctrine. You just need to try a bit harder, that's all. You see, when Dave stubs his toe, he really means it. He puts his heart and soul into it. He would still stub his toe whether or not there was anything in it for him, afterwards.

Now can you truly put your hand on your heart and say the same?

[knight66]

Put my hand on my heart....I don't have the fortitude. I am so immersed in the pain from my toe. Wadda I have to for you? Cut it off and send it to you and all you do is quote regulations at me!

Mike

[Elgarian]

I am so immersed in the pain from my toe.

At times such as these, I ask myself, 'What would Psmith have done?'