The Chat Thread

[knight66]

And...well....what would he have done?

Mike

[Elgarian]

And...well....what would he have done?

Mike

He would have wondered what Napoleon would have done.

[knight66]

That's easy then.

He would move heaven and earth to console me; he would send me food parcels containing the most delicious things he knew, to cheer me up; he would ask World Leaders to write to me, assuring me of their condolences, and those of the nations they represent; he would ask leading songwriters to compose songs with titles like 'Oh Mike, Please Don't Stub Your Toe Any More' and 'Toe Stubber Blues' on my behalf.

But he's dead, so NOW get on with it.

Mike

[Elgarian]

That's easy then.

He would move heaven and earth to console me; he would send me food parcels containing the most delicious things he knew, to cheer me up; he would ask World Leaders to write to me, assuring me of their condolences, and those of the nations they represent; he would ask leading songwriters to compose songs with titles like 'Oh Mike, Please Don't Stub Your Toe Any More' and 'Toe Stubber Blues' on my behalf.

But he's dead, so NOW get on with it.

Mike

No Mike. I think in these circumstances, Napoleon would have invaded Russia.

[Papy Oli]

or re-instated the guillotine to cut the said toe.... 

[knight66]

OK poultice time then guys...where's that moutard?

Mike

[Elgarian]

Napoleon would have invaded Russia.

... regardless of whether he'd stubbed his toe.

[Papy Oli]

OK poultice time then guys...where's that moutard?

Mike

English or French, Sir ? 

[MN Dave]

Did someone say "mustard"?

[greg]

I once stubbed my mustard.

[Elgarian]

I once stubbed my mustard.

I'm sending you a toe to rub on it.

[knight66]

English or French, Sir ? 

Oh French, to honour Napoleon.

Mike

[greg]

I'm sending you a toe to rub on it.

Creepiest sentence I've read in my life.

[DavidW]

Creepiest sentence I've read in my life.

And this is from the person that watches sick anime!

[Sergeant Rock]

Just checked in to see what all the noise was about....oh....toes...and mustard...and rubbing...

Sarge, backs slowly out of the thread

[MN Dave]

And this is from the person that watches sick anime!

Does he? What a perv!

[greg]

Does he? What a perv!

Your face is perverted.

[MN Dave]

Your face is perverted.

Sensitive.

[karlhenning]

When you're in Meshuggah, you're sensitive, dammit.

[MN Dave]

I can see that.