So today, just for fun, I ordered flowers online for her. Let's see what happens. There will be no name on the card.
Quote from: marazm1 on November 13, 2007, 11:58:31 AM
So today, just for fun, I ordered flowers online for her. Let's see what happens. There will be no name on the card.
British chicks hate anonymous flowers.
;)
oxymoron alert!
oxymoron? are you calling me an oxymoron?
british chick = oxymoron. goodluck with it. might be better to send a pacifier
Quote from: sidoze on November 13, 2007, 01:28:38 PM
british chick = oxymoron. goodluck with it. might be better to send a pacifier
I think hedgehogs are bigger oxymorons.
Quote from: marazm1 on November 13, 2007, 11:58:31 AM
So today, just for fun, I ordered flowers online for her. Let's see what happens. There will be no name on the card.
Best of British. Just hope she doesn't think they're from a stalker. :D
how about later you impress her even more by telling her you sent them and then eating all the flowers in front of her without throwing up. Any guy who can do that is impressive!
Quote from: G...R...E...G... on November 13, 2007, 03:00:28 PM
how about later you impress her even more by telling her you sent them and then eating all the flowers in front of her without throwing up. Any guy who can do that is impressive!
God, Greg, I love your insane brand of humour/view of life. ;D
Quote from: Mark on November 13, 2007, 03:01:33 PM
God, Greg, I love your insane brand of humour/view of life. ;D
thinking this way is a survival mechanism..... :P
you think Dmitri is actually gonna talk to the British chick?
(hopefully that British chick isn't your wife LOL) :D
Quote from: G...R...E...G... on November 13, 2007, 03:03:58 PM
you think Dmitri is actually gonna talk to the British chick?
If he likes her enough to send her flowers, then I certainly hope so. Women are women, wherever they're from. They usually respond to genuine interest in them, kindness ... and of course, that indefinable attraction that has to exist between two people if things are to get going at all. I wish him lots of luck. :)
Quote from: G...R...E...G... on November 13, 2007, 03:00:28 PM
how about later you impress her even more by telling her you sent them and then eating all the flowers in front of her without throwing up. Any guy who can do that is impressive!
If he's sent her the flowers, they're in her possession. How is he supposed to get the flower back so he can eat them?
Logistics, Greg.
Quote from: Larry Rinkel on November 13, 2007, 03:10:24 PM
If he's sent her the flowers, they're in her possession. How is he supposed to get the flower back so he can eat them?
Logistics, Greg.
"Hand me over the flowers, yo," says Dmitri.
"oh, was it you who sent me flowers? that was soooooo sweet, thank you," says British Chick.
"Give them to me know or i'll shoot you!," says Dmitri.
"Aaaaaaah!" shrieks British chick. (she drives home, gets the flowers, comes back and he eats them)
see, not too complex :)
Yes, I can quite see that is how it must happen.
I hope this girl is not allergic to flowers.
Mike
Quote from: knight on November 13, 2007, 03:18:57 PM
I hope this girl is not allergic to flowers.
Mike
no, let's hope Dmitri isn't allergic to flowers >:D
Let's hope the flowers are edible.
So much hope invested, we pant in anticipation of the outcome.
Mike
Quote from: knight on November 13, 2007, 03:24:05 PM
So much hope invested, we pant in anticipation of the outcome.
Mike
yeah, but you don't need to pant THAT fast, weirdo :-X
Oh; I did not realise I had left my webcam on.
Mike
Quote from: knight on November 13, 2007, 03:37:32 PM
Oh; I did not realise I had left my webcam on.
Mike
(i didn't realize you were a dog....)
;)
That's only one of the many things you don't realise.
Mike
Quote from: knight on November 13, 2007, 03:45:30 PM
That's only one of the many things you don't realise.
Mike
ok, turn off your webcam, i don't wanna realize/realise the other stuff ;D
wow! I take a train home and look what happened :) yes. so on thursday we well all know what happens.
Quote from: marazm1 on November 13, 2007, 04:24:53 PM
wow! I take a train home and look what happened :) yes. so on thursday we well all know what happens.
make sure to
bend the flowers first before eating them, or you'll choke. (just a reminder)
what about the thorns....?
eeeevery rose has its thorns. just like eeeeeevery cowboy has his spurs,,,
Quote from: marazm1 on November 13, 2007, 11:58:31 AM
So today, just for fun, I ordered flowers online for her. Let's see what happens. There will be no name on the card.
Don't forget to include a wallet size photo of your Guitar.
It Would knock off her socks...
And if something "happens" , for next time:
Include a note saying:
Hi there,
My name is Marazm,
I play the Guitar and occasionally the Mandolin.
My favorite thing to do is smoke weed and play cards.
At times, I like to post on GMG and cast insults at this Georgian guy, Saul.
He is so cool, but his art is just Horrible here check out his website:
www.freewebs.com/saulsmusic ....
Her reply:Hey Marazm, cool picture of the Guitar.
But lets now talk about more interesting things.
I checked out this guy's site, Saul.
What a hunk, he is good looking, tall and so talented.
His music is wonderful and his paintings are so poetic.
Can you help me get his number?
Your reply:What the heck???
How can you like this guy?
Well, I don't think he would be interested.
He is an orthodox Jew and unless you're Jewish yourself, you stand no chance.
What you really need is someone like me!
Yes!
I spend 4 years just to be all that I can be
And I am a great pool shooter!
Here's a picture of me:
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v75/169/47/16310312/n16310312_31997720_310.jpg)
Her Reply:PUUUUULIZZZZZZZEEEEE!!!!
Give me Saul's number #
Your reply:Why did I sent her flowers to begin with? ::)
wtf??? hahahahaha
you're insane!
Quote from: marazm1 on November 13, 2007, 06:51:16 PM
wtf??? hahahahaha
you're insane!
At least it put a smile across your face. ;D
And, naa, you're insane!
Quote from: Saul on November 13, 2007, 07:01:11 PM
At list it put a smile across your face. ;D
And, naa, you're insane!
at list. and it's called a violin. i dont play mandolin.
Quote from: marazm1 on November 13, 2007, 07:01:59 PM
at list. and it's called a violin. i dont play mandolin.
At least your right on the list.
;D
Quote from: Saul on November 13, 2007, 05:55:17 PM
Don't forget to include a wallet size photo of your Guitar.
It Would knock off her socks...
And if something "happens" , for next time:
Include a note saying:
Hi there,
My name is Marazm,
I play the Guitar and occasionally the Mandolin.
My favorite thing to do is smoke weed and play cards.
At times, I like to post on GMG and cast insults at this Georgian guy, Saul.
He is so cool, but his art is just Horrible here check out his website:
www.freewebs.com/saulsmusic ....
Her reply:
Hey Marazm, cool picture of the Guitar.
But lets now talk about more interesting things.
I checked out this guy's site, Saul.
What a hunk, he is good looking, tall and so talented.
His music is wonderful and his paintings are so poetic.
Can you help me get his number?
Your reply:
What the heck???
How can you like this guy?
Well, I don't think he would be interested.
He is an orthodox Jew and unless you're Jewish yourself, you stand no chance.
What you really need is someone like me!
Yes!
I spend 4 years just to be all that I can be
And I am a great pool shooter!
Here's a picture of me:
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v75/169/47/16310312/n16310312_31997720_310.jpg)
Her Reply:
PUUUUULIZZZZZZZEEEEE!!!!
Give me Saul's number #
Your reply:
Why did I sent her flowers to begin with? ::)
now that was just nice, and yes, insane...... i'm giving you applause for that 8)
Maybe she'd like the kid playing oboe in the background . . . .
Quote from: Larry Rinkel on November 14, 2007, 06:05:51 AM
Maybe she'd like the kid playing oboe in the background . . . .
wonderful, I'm in with a chance then ;D quite a resemblance there.
Quote from: Saul on November 13, 2007, 05:55:17 PM
I spend 4 years just to be all that I can be
wait, this might be my favorite line. It makes absolutely no sense, that's why it's so funny
Where does this 'British Chick' live?
It's not the NE of England is it?
Best of British, luck, that is. ;D
Quote from: Hector on November 14, 2007, 06:11:22 AM
Where does this 'British Chick' live?
It's not the NE of England is it?
Best of British, luck, that is. ;D
she works in my company as an intern. as a receptionist. and she graduated from Cambridge... She's actually Indian, but born in the UK. Looks like a brit chick, only has just a little darker skin.
Quote from: G...R...E...G... on November 14, 2007, 05:48:50 AM
now that was just nice, and yes, insane...... i'm giving you applause for that 8)
Or just send flowers . . . .
one day left... I hope I dont get fired--for sexual harrassment. lol
Quote from: marazm1 on November 14, 2007, 06:29:14 AM
one day left... I hope I dont get fired--for sexual harrassment. lol
You should hire a lawyer before you send anything. He will tell you how to walk the thin line between getting her attention and not getting fired for been stupid.
And then if everything would turn out as planned, remember the old saying :
Its better to get the girl the right way instead of the girl getting the better of you the wrong way.
You know, money, credit cards, broken hearts, and a slap in the face when you cant control your hands...?so wise up and take control and be a gentleman and not an animalman...Gutcha?
Happy tidings...
Quote from: marazm1 on November 14, 2007, 06:29:14 AM
one day left... I hope I dont get fired--for sexual harrassment. lol
that would be pretty bad for just sending flowers :P
so they have been delivered. Now she's looking at everybody suspiciously. Great!
maybe I missed it but did you leave an anonymous note with the flowers?
Quote from: sidoze on November 15, 2007, 10:29:15 AM
maybe I missed it but did you leave an anonymous note with the flowers?
no note. nothing.
Quote from: marazm1 on November 15, 2007, 10:44:17 AM
no note. nothing.
You're sure taking your sweet time over this. By the time you have actually made good progress, she won't be a chick any more, but a tough old bird.
Oh, come on. it brings excitement into this otherwise boring office life!
Quote from: marazm1 on November 15, 2007, 10:58:49 AM
Oh, come on. it brings excitement into this otherwise boring office life!
We're different in that respect. When I want something, I dive right into it and get it. Patience is not one of my attributes.
Quote from: Don on November 15, 2007, 11:00:20 AM
We're different in that respect. When I want something, I dive right into it and get it. Patience is not one of my attributes.
I'll tell her tomorrow, when we go to the afterwork happy hour.
Quote from: marazm1 on November 15, 2007, 11:01:37 AM
I'll tell her tomorrow, when we go to the afterwork happy hour.
Dont forget to go with your "Cheek Protectors".
Comes in different Colors
(http://www.balazsboxing.com/images/equipment/protective/ph0393_500.jpg)
Safe meeting.
this is hilarious! ;D
You realize you will be required to furnish photographic evidence of your floral feast?
how'd those flowers taste? ;)
Quote from: G...R...E...G... on November 19, 2007, 06:25:12 AM
how'd those flowers taste? ;)
a bouquet just isn't a bouquet without a touch of miracle whip
Quote from: marazm1 on November 19, 2007, 06:50:22 AM
a bouquet just isn't a bouquet without a touch of miracle whip
that's ambiguous...... either you put miracle whip on the flowers you ate, or you ate the flowers and then wished you had miracle whip....
Quote from: G...R...E...G... on November 19, 2007, 06:55:01 AM
that's ambiguous...... either you put miracle whip on the flowers you ate, or you ate the flowers and then wished you had miracle whip....
I'm making moves. At least she talks to me now... And surprisingly I can understand her! She occashionally uses some strange British words like "busk", which I haven't seen since I read old English books.
Quote from: marazm1 on November 19, 2007, 06:58:29 AM
I'm making moves. At least she talks to me now... And surprisingly I can understand her! She occashionally uses some strange British words like "busk", which I haven't seen since I read old English books.
well, that's good, good for you :)
as for the word "busk"....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busk
hm, new one for me
Quote from: G...R...E...G... on November 19, 2007, 07:00:27 AM
well, that's good, good for you :)
as for the word "busk"....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busk
hm, new one for me
I meant busking as in performing:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/busk
Quote from: marazm1 on November 19, 2007, 06:50:22 AM
a bouquet just isn't a bouquet without a touch of miracle whip
vulgar, oh so vulgar, tasteless, crude, macho and very much correct! ;D
So today I took her out for lunch. Very gentleman-like :)
Quote from: marazm1 on November 19, 2007, 10:06:42 AM
So today I took her out for lunch. Very gentleman-like :)
did you have a flower sandwich?
Quote from: marazm1 on November 19, 2007, 10:06:42 AM
So today I took her out for lunch. Very gentleman-like :)
Hey, I just want to congratulate you on doing the adult-like thing here. Going on a date. Did you tell her you sent the flowers? This might be a bit harsh, but to me, things like that are extremely juvenile. If you like the woman (who is not a chick, nor a girl), then get to know her... talk to each other. And dating is a good way to talk to each other. I think you'll figure this out with more experience however.
Quote from: andy on November 19, 2007, 05:36:37 PM
Hey, I just want to congratulate you on doing the adult-like thing here. Going on a date. Did you tell her you sent the flowers? This might be a bit harsh, but to me, things like that are extremely juvenile. If you like the woman (who is not a chick, nor a girl), then get to know her... talk to each other. And dating is a good way to talk to each other. I think you'll figure this out with more experience however.
I didnt tell her about the flowers. But it's kind-of self-evident.
But regardles, I hate following the old-fashioned formula. What I'm doing is more exciting and fun (the flowers thing). Isn't it?
I want to go see a broadway show with her.
Doesn't matter what will happen in the end, this is a lot of fun for me...
d.
Quote from: marazm1 on November 19, 2007, 06:42:07 PM
I want to go see a broadway show with her.
There are no Broadway shows currently being performed because of the stagehand strike.
Quote from: Catison on November 20, 2007, 03:21:32 AM
There are no Broadway shows currently being performed because of the stagehand strike.
oH, damn! I didnt think it'd still be going on!
sux
Quote from: Catison on November 20, 2007, 03:21:32 AM
There are no Broadway shows currently being performed because of the stagehand strike.
everybody wants money
Quote from: Saul on November 21, 2007, 10:22:14 AM
everybody wants money
plus from what i understand, b4 productions would have a full-size orchestra. Now it's like 5 musicians (keys, guitar, guitar, bass, drums). what more do you need? but poor fiddlers are unemployed.
they should have regulations--the orchestrations must use such and such intruments. haha
d.
OK, I give up.
she seems very forgetful. I think i'm moving on.
what do you suggest? I feel like I keep bugging her, and she has no interest, she just forgets...
d.
Quote from: marazm1 on November 29, 2007, 08:20:23 AM
OK, I give up.
she seems very forgetful. I think i'm moving on.
what do you suggest? I feel like I keep bugging her, and she has no interest, she just forgets...
d.
Be more interesting! If you feel like you are bugging her, then make an effort to avoid her for a day, she will wonder why you aren't bugging her.
Quote from: E..L..I..A..S.. =) on November 29, 2007, 12:37:34 PM
Be more interesting! If you feel like you are bugging her, then make an effort to avoid her for a day, she will wonder why you aren't bugging her.
I wish chicks could be more straightforward. like "no thanks", "Ok, moving on". I hate that attitude like "Oh I completely forgot" "what time did you say again?". "wait, when is it again?"
d.
Quote from: marazm1 on November 29, 2007, 12:44:39 PM
I wish chicks could be more straightforward. like "no thanks", "Ok, moving on". I hate that attitude like "Oh I completely forgot" "what time did you say again?". "wait, when is it again?"
d.
Lol yes me to, I hate how everything needs to be interpreted.
Elias "Do you want me to stop watching the game to go shopping with you?"
Girl "Only if you want to stop watching it."
Elias "OK great, can you pick me up some peanuts?"
Quote from: E..L..I..A..S.. =) on November 29, 2007, 03:00:11 PM
Lol yes me to, I hate how everything needs to be interpreted.
Elias "Do you want me to stop watching the game to go shopping with you?"
Girl "Only if you want to stop watching it."
Elias "OK great, can you pick me up some peanuts?"
I'll help you with the translation ;)
"Only if you want to stop watching it." = If you love me you'll stop watching that silly game and come with me
Quote from: marazm1 on November 29, 2007, 08:20:23 AM
OK, I give up.
she seems very forgetful. I think i'm moving on.
what do you suggest? I feel like I keep bugging her, and she has no interest, she just forgets...
d.
yeah, i really hate that too :P
you say you're moving on... but do you know where (who)? If you have someone else specific in mind, go for it! ;) But if you don't, you could probably bug her until you do find someone else lol.
but like Elias says, don't bug her in a traditional way..... you could probably use reverse psychology by ignoring her, it may or may not work
Quote from: G...R...E...G... on November 30, 2007, 05:45:12 AM
yeah, i really hate that too :P
you say you're moving on... but do you know where (who)? If you have someone else specific in mind, go for it! ;) But if you don't, you could probably bug her until you do find someone else lol.
but like Elias says, don't bug her in a traditional way..... you could probably use reverse psychology by ignoring her, it may or may not work
sounds like a plan. Like I invited her to my gig, but there's no response if she's coming or not. Whatever. And yes, I do have somebody in mind! This super-cool drummer chick. Plus she's actually showing interest.
Quote from: marazm1 on November 30, 2007, 06:21:26 AM
sounds like a plan. Like I invited her to my gig, but there's no response if she's coming or not.
yesterday i had that idea- invite her to one of your shows, but then i realized that's probably exactly what you did ;D
Quote from: marazm1 on November 30, 2007, 06:21:26 AM
And yes, I do have somebody in mind! This super-cool drummer chick. Plus she's actually showing interest.
good! 8)
a drummer, huh?....... whoa, lol.
anyways, while on the subject of music, i just got a Dunlop Crybaby Wah Wah pedal yesterday, which i ordered for $70 online (musician's friend). I was playing with it for probably 2 hours, i really love it. Have you used this wah pedal? It's only the most famous one out there, so it's likely you have.... do you like other wah pedals better? There's probably some really expensive ones out there that can do a bunch of crazy stuff!
Quote from: G...R...E...G... on December 01, 2007, 05:04:45 AM
yesterday i had that idea- invite her to one of your shows, but then i realized that's probably exactly what you did ;D
good! 8)
a drummer, huh?....... whoa, lol.
anyways, while on the subject of music, i just got a Dunlop Crybaby Wah Wah pedal yesterday, which i ordered for $70 online (musician's friend). I was playing with it for probably 2 hours, i really love it. Have you used this wah pedal? It's only the most famous one out there, so it's likely you have.... do you like other wah pedals better? There's probably some really expensive ones out there that can do a bunch of crazy stuff!
the dunlop wah is the classic pedal. I'd say 60 percent of people use that. It sounds great. However I can't stand switching the pedal on and off. I sometimes get mixed up when the pedal is not fully engaged and it can get stuck in this intermediate stage, and your sound is just not happening. Plus the more switching you have to do, the more confusion there is.
After my crybaby's switch was half dead, and all the rubber thingies on the bottom fell off, I decided to throw it away, and buy myself a Morley Bad Horsie II pedal. It sounds great, not the same as the crybaby. Its range is different in its default preset, but you can actually design your own range with the knobs. The default setting is excellent for squeals, you know all the metally things. I love the fact that it's switchless--like I said--one less thing to think about. And it suits my style perfectly. The only thing that crybaby can do that horsie can't is remain in the high-pitched position without your foot being there. On a horsie, you have to hold your foot on it. But that's ok. Bad horsie is also built a lot, lot! better and sturdier.
d.
Quote from: marazm1 on December 01, 2007, 06:35:49 AM
the dunlop wah is the classic pedal. I'd say 60 percent of people use that. It sounds great. However I can't stand switching the pedal on and off. I sometimes get mixed up when the pedal is not fully engaged and it can get stuck in this intermediate stage, and your sound is just not happening. Plus the more switching you have to do, the more confusion there is.
After my crybaby's switch was half dead, and all the rubber thingies on the bottom fell off, I decided to throw it away, and buy myself a Morley Bad Horsie II pedal. It sounds great, not the same as the crybaby. Its range is different in its default preset, but you can actually design your own range with the knobs. The default setting is excellent for squeals, you know all the metally things. I love the fact that it's switchless--like I said--one less thing to think about. And it suits my style perfectly. The only thing that crybaby can do that horsie can't is remain in the high-pitched position without your foot being there. On a horsie, you have to hold your foot on it. But that's ok. Bad horsie is also built a lot, lot! better and sturdier.
d.
i'll have to check that pedal out sometime....