impressing a british chick

[knight66]

That's only one of the many things you don't realise.

Mike

[greg]

That's only one of the many things you don't realise.

Mike

ok, turn off your webcam, i don't wanna realize/realise the other stuff 

[маразм1]

wow!  I take a train home and look what happened   yes. so on thursday we well all know what happens.

[greg]

wow!  I take a train home and look what happened   yes. so on thursday we well all know what happens.

make sure to bend the flowers first before eating them, or you'll choke. (just a reminder)

[маразм1]

what about the thorns....?

eeeevery rose has its thorns. just like eeeeeevery cowboy has his spurs,,,

[Saul]

So today, just for fun, I ordered flowers online for her.  Let's see what happens.  There will be no name on the card. 

Don't forget to include a wallet size photo of your Guitar.
It Would knock off her socks...

And if something "happens" , for next time:

Include a note saying:

Hi there,

My name is Marazm,

I play the Guitar and occasionally the Mandolin.
My favorite thing to do is smoke weed and play cards.
At times, I like to post on GMG and cast insults at this Georgian guy, Saul.
He is so cool, but his art is just Horrible here check out his website:
www.freewebs.com/saulsmusic ....


Her reply:

Hey Marazm, cool picture of the Guitar.
But lets now talk about more interesting things.
I checked out this guy's site, Saul.
What a hunk, he is good looking, tall and so talented.
His music is wonderful and his paintings are so poetic.
Can you help me get his number?

Your reply:

What the heck???

How can you like this guy?
Well, I don't think he would be interested.
He is an orthodox Jew and unless you're Jewish yourself, you stand no chance.

What you really need is someone like me!
Yes!
I spend 4 years just to be all that I can be
And I am a great pool shooter!
Here's a picture of me:




Her Reply:

PUUUUULIZZZZZZZEEEEE!!!!

Give me Saul's number #

Your reply:

Why did I sent her flowers to begin with? 

[маразм1]

wtf??? hahahahaha 
you're insane!

[Saul]

wtf??? hahahahaha 
you're insane!

At least it put a smile across your face. 

And, naa, you're insane!

[маразм1]

At list it put a smile across your face. 

And, naa, you're insane!

at list.  and it's called a violin.  i dont play mandolin.

[Saul]

at list.  and it's called a violin.  i dont play mandolin.

At least your right on the list.

[greg]

Don't forget to include a wallet size photo of your Guitar.
It Would knock off her socks...

And if something "happens" , for next time:

Include a note saying:

Hi there,

My name is Marazm,

I play the Guitar and occasionally the Mandolin.
My favorite thing to do is smoke weed and play cards.
At times, I like to post on GMG and cast insults at this Georgian guy, Saul.
He is so cool, but his art is just Horrible here check out his website:
www.freewebs.com/saulsmusic ....


Her reply:

Hey Marazm, cool picture of the Guitar.
But lets now talk about more interesting things.
I checked out this guy's site, Saul.
What a hunk, he is good looking, tall and so talented.
His music is wonderful and his paintings are so poetic.
Can you help me get his number?

Your reply:

What the heck???

How can you like this guy?
Well, I don't think he would be interested.
He is an orthodox Jew and unless you're Jewish yourself, you stand no chance.

What you really need is someone like me!
Yes!
I spend 4 years just to be all that I can be
And I am a great pool shooter!
Here's a picture of me:




Her Reply:

PUUUUULIZZZZZZZEEEEE!!!!

Give me Saul's number #

Your reply:

Why did I sent her flowers to begin with? 

now that was just nice, and yes, insane...... i'm giving you applause for that 

[Larry Rinkel]

Maybe she'd like the kid playing oboe in the background . . . .

[sidoze]

Maybe she'd like the kid playing oboe in the background . . . .

wonderful, I'm in with a chance then  quite a resemblance there.

[greg]

I spend 4 years just to be all that I can be

wait, this might be my favorite line. It makes absolutely no sense, that's why it's so funny

[Hector]

Where does this 'British Chick' live?

It's not the NE of England is it?

Best of British, luck, that is.

[маразм1]

Where does this 'British Chick' live?

It's not the NE of England is it?

Best of British, luck, that is.

she works in my company as an intern.  as a receptionist.  and she graduated from Cambridge...  She's actually Indian, but born in the UK.  Looks like a brit chick, only has just a little darker skin. 

[Larry Rinkel]

now that was just nice, and yes, insane...... i'm giving you applause for that 

Or just send flowers . . . .

[маразм1]

one day left...  I hope I dont get fired--for sexual harrassment. lol

[Saul]

one day left...  I hope I dont get fired--for sexual harrassment. lol

You should hire a lawyer before you send anything. He will tell you how to walk the thin line between getting her attention and not getting fired for been stupid.

And then if everything would turn out as planned, remember the old saying :

Its better to get the girl the right way instead of the girl getting the better of you the wrong way.

You know, money, credit cards, broken hearts, and a slap in the face when you cant control your hands...?so wise up and take control and be a gentleman and not an animalman...Gutcha?

Happy tidings...

[greg]

one day left...  I hope I dont get fired--for sexual harrassment. lol

that would be pretty bad for just sending flowers