snyprrr's Bitter Thread of Love Gone Bad

[snyprrr]

HAVE Someone to Make-Out With. There, I said it. Carry on.

[snyprrr]

Yes, old and bitter and alone.

All the ladies agree that I need to, basically, act 'gay' to get any female attention. I'm supposed to be 'sensitive', and listen to them and really care what they're talking about. I suppose this is supposed to end before I get put in the 'Friend Zone'?

Should I just start 'snyprrr's Bitter Thread of Misery' and get it over with? That way I could just go on and on with no bother. hm?

[snyprrr]

There, I fixed it.

[snyprrr]

Ah, now I'm in my element (stretches fingers). Let's see, where to start?

Can we just start w... no, let's not start there. mm mm mm




I feel that my actual blood has turned, so that I 'smell' bad to women, like they 'know' I'm a total loser. HA!, but of course, that's it, haha! Yes, I have no confidence because girls won't go out with me because I have no confidence because girls won't go out with me because...

and round and round it goes.

And all of a sudden he realizes he's writing a self-pity party for all to read,... and that only REINFORCES the notion, haha. Poor snips! I need a stryprrr, HAHA!!

Oh that's funny

[snyprrr]

I'm just going to pre-empt Sarge's Post. Watch this...

wait for it







wait for it






wait... NOW! POST

[snyprrr]

Oh come on Sarge. Just say 'there there snyprrr, you'll find love one day'.

[Sergeant Rock]

All the ladies agree that I need to, basically, act 'gay' to get any female attention. I'm supposed to be 'sensitive', and listen to them and really care what they're talking about.

Oh yeah, don't be "gay." Good heavens, no. Just continue to be insensitive, continue not listen to them, and by all means do not care about what they're talking about. Women love to be ignored 

And you actually wonder why you are old and alone 

Sarge

[Sergeant Rock]

Oh come on Sarge. Just say 'there there snyprrr, you'll find love one day'.

I would never say that. Knowing what I know about you (as limited as that is) I would bet that you will never find love. Women just aren't that desperate 

Sarge

[Geo Dude]

I would never say that. Knowing what I know about you (as limited as that is) I would bet that you will never find love. Women just aren't that desperate 

Sarge

Congratulations, you have made this a great Valentine's Day.

[snyprrr]

I would never say that. Knowing what I know about you (as limited as that is) I would bet that you will never find love. Women just aren't that desperate 

Sarge

waaaaah


haha, but that IS funny!

Oh yeah, don't be "gay." Good heavens, no. Just continue to be insensitive, continue not listen to them, and by all means do not care about what they're talking about. Women love to be ignored 

And you actually wonder why you are old and alone 

Sarge

That right there is my problem. Every time one is near I feel like I'm 13. I can't NOT take tiny little teeny peeks that ONLY make me look even MORE like a serial killer. You HAVE to act like you don't want it, and, ahhhh, I CAN'T do it. I just can't.

I can tell you that when I AM with someone, and satisfied, I am QUITE a normal person (to the extent, bla bla). By the time I got here 4 years ago, I had already been beaten down to 'weenie boy' status. I've SEEN the look in a woman's eyes as she's losing respect for you as you're crying and sniffling, Baby, Baby, I neeeeeeeeed you.

Even the devil doesn't like a weenie-whiney boy. Ugh, I disgust myself. (snap out of it man, snap out of it, whack whack)


Yes, I have asked around, and I DO look like a serial killer. That doesn't mean not handsome (think about it), BUT, check this out. I have THAT face, that EITHER looks like the 'boy next door' (I do look really young), OR the 'boy next door who really was a serial killer'. If Spielberg were to cast me, those would pretty much be my choices.

I think I'm much better looking than Tony Perkins, but, apparently, the EFFECT is the same. From first glance girls think I'm going to cannibalize them. It sucks.

Either that, or I seem to unknowingly ask lesbians out. THAT'S HIGHLY annoying.



btw- that gay listening stuff? I was raised a libtard, a bleeding heart white guilt ridden, you name it. I probably WOULD have turned out faguey if my dead beat dad hadn't starting taking me to drive-in pornos when I was 11 to counter my mom's overbearing mom-ness. Yea, you know what, I'm like fu-hu-hu-hucked.

Oh Sarge ... should I have joined the army when I had the chance?

[Cato]

Snyprrr: S-L-O-W-L-Y...back away from the Dum Dum Pops!   

All I can say is: you can change! 

Despite what Wozzeck says: "Die Natur kommt!"

But the doctor, who has put Wozzeck on a bean diet, tells him that he is not forced by nature to do anything.  Such a belief is "Aberglaube!  Abscheulicher Aberglaube!"  (Superstition!  Shameful superstition!)

[ibanezmonster]

snyprrr: Give up.
Problem solved. 

[The Six]

a nice story I found

...my high school had the same thing. Except it was a little bag of pink-tinted caramel corn, and it was the whole fucking week before V-day, and every morning your first period teacher would hand out little slips informing people they had caramel corn waiting for them. Of course some people would get, like, piles of them, every day. In four years I think I got one bag because a friend and I once decided we would buy them for each other.

Also, once as I was passing a group of the popular girls, one of them looked down at her armful of caramel corn and said, "if I eat all these I'll be as fat as the losers that don't get any!" and threw them all into the garbage.