Countdown to Extinction: The 2016 Presidential Election

[ibanezmonster]

I think the best way to describe how that dream happened is that I always tell my mind to dream of my favorite girls (imagining them as 5 feet tall or so), but then my mind interprets this information like, "Oh, you want to dream of little bitches, eh? Well, here's a 5 foot tall Kanye West!"

[Karl Henning]

You just might consider thanking your lucky stars that you're registered to vote in Texas.

No law prevents localities from having more registered voters than voting-age residents, and eight Texas counties do.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/09/02/eight-texas-counties-list-more-voters-than-residents/

[drogulus]

I think the best way to describe how that dream happened is that I always tell my mind to dream of my favorite girls (imagining them as 5 feet tall or so), but then my mind interprets this information like, "Oh, you want to dream of little bitches, eh? Well, here's a 5 foot tall Kanye West!"

     A wormhole from the New Topic thread reveals:

     Astrophysicists hypothesize a Trump shaped hole in Universe could win election.

     

[Todd]

You just might consider thanking your lucky stars that you're registered to vote in Texas.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/09/02/eight-texas-counties-list-more-voters-than-residents/

I believe that is something of a tradition in Texas.  Didn't LBJ leverage that somehow in his 87 vote win over Coke Stevenson (aka, Mr Texas) in 1948, thus earning the title Landslide Lyndon in the Senate?

[ibanezmonster]

     A wormhole from the New Topic thread reveals:

     Astrophysicists hypothesize a Trump shaped hole in Universe could win election.

   

I saw an image of a hypothetical 2020 election poll.

(R) Donald Trump- 60%
(D) Kanye West- 30%
(I) Deez Nuts- 10%

I think you know by now who I would vote for.

[Karl Henning]

Breaking News: Hillary Surrounds Herself With Sycophants

[(poco) Sforzando]

Breaking News: Hillary Surrounds Herself With Sycophants

Isn't "breaking news" news that was not known before?

[Karl Henning]

Ah, you perceive my small witticism!

[drogulus]

     

I think you know by now who I would vote for.

     Why not flip a coin?

     

     

[ibanezmonster]

     
     Why not flip a coin?

     

   

Because I'd rather not even touch the coin to begin with, because it's covered in shit.

Good analogy with that picture, too. 

[Brian]

Because I'd rather not even touch the coin to begin with, because it's covered in shit.

[ibanezmonster]

Who would you vote for, Brian? Donald Trump, Kanye West, or Deez Nuts? 

[ibanezmonster]

The last few elections and probably most elections in the future:

[The Six]

[Ken B]

Brilliant.

[drogulus]

     Mean Regression.

[(poco) Sforzando]

He really is the gift that keeps on giving:

"As much as I love 'The Art of the Deal,' it's not even close," he said Friday. "We take the Bible all the way."

But when asked Wednesday on Bloomberg's "With All Due Respect" to share his favorite verses, Trump, a Presbyterian, was not as direct.

"I wouldn't want to get into it. Because to me, that's very personal," he said. "The Bible means a lot to me, but I don't want to get into specifics."

[Ken B]

He really is the gift that keeps on giving:

If he can't quote even a single verse I like him more!

[Karl Henning]

Why John Kasich is gaining ground in New Hampshire

[Ken B]

Why John Kasich is gaining ground in New Hampshire

I keep meaning to give Kasich a closer look. Just not exciting. But that's a good thing actually.