Ginger or Mary Anne

[greg]

i was watching Gilligan's Island just about all last week.

I read this is supposed to be a debatable question, who was hotter. I don't know why, it's no competition, Mary Anne all the way. 


Ginger:


Mary Anne:

[Todd]

Mrs Howell beats 'em both.

[greg]

Mrs Howell beats 'em both.

oh duh!
how could i have been so ignorant!

i have disgraced myself, where is my sword......

[Larry Rinkel]

And the Professor is not an option?

[greg]

And the Professor is not an option?

"Hello there, Larry. And hello GMG. I'd just like to say that I might understand many things others don't understand, but I don't understand all this nonsense. The ladies try to put their lips on me from time to time, but I don't understand for what purpose. Maybe they are trying to increase the amount of oxygen in my lungs? But that just seems simply preposterous, because I have nothing wrong with me. Unless..... I have some type of oxygen deficiency disorder that I don't know about.... Oh no, this could be bad."

[greg]

The next day, the professor goes to the girls hut.
"Ginger, Mary Anne, I'm gonna need for you to do me a favor. Will you blow me in the mouth to increase my oxygen capacity?"

(they both faint)

[greg]

why don't i include the professor, Gilligan, the Skipper, and Mr. and Mrs.Howell while I'm at it? 

[sidoze]

menage a trois, with the Professor taping so you can watch reruns.

[Larry Rinkel]

why don't i include the professor, Gilligan, the Skipper, and Mr. and Mrs.Howell while I'm at it? 

Let's not get ridiculous.

[Mozart]

Ginger is a woman, and Mary Anne is just a girl.

[greg]

Ginger is a woman, and Mary Anne is just a girl.

that's why Mary Anne is better.

hey, 3-2? i'll bet everyone votes the opposite to annoy me.

[Mozart]

that's why Mary Anne is better.

hey, 3-2? i'll bet everyone votes the opposite to annoy me.

Well if you were on the island with them, you still wouldn't know what to say

[greg]

Well if you were on the island with them, you still wouldn't know what to say

trust me, if I was on there 24/7 with them, there'd be stuff to talk about. I think I'd do a bit better than the professor 

now that I think about it, that wouldn't be such a bad deal, would it? Being stuck on an island with everyone, maybe you could go out and explore the island while avoiding the witch doctors. As long as it's not more than a few months and you can get by without starving or being too thirsty, it'd be cool. 

[Mozart]

trust me, if I was on there 24/7 with them, there'd be stuff to talk about. I think I'd do a bit better than the professor  Cheesy

I don't know, I mean they do have cooties and all. I don't know if you can talk to cooties without making an ass of yourself.

[greg]

I don't know, I mean they do have cooties and all. I don't know if you can talk to cooties without making an ass of yourself.

oh yeah, that's right!
what is the survival rate of guys afflicted with the cootie virus?

[Mozart]

oh yeah, that's right!
what is the survival rate of guys afflicted with the cootie virus?

Depends on the environment duh..Unfortunately, cootie cases such as yours are terminal.

[greg]

Depends on the environment duh..Unfortunately, cootie cases such as yours are terminal.

that doesn't make any sense. How can it be terminal when I have no cooties?

[Mozart]

that doesn't make any sense. How can it be terminal when I have no cooties?

We are talking about grown up cases of cooties and not those that are found before puberty. It makes plenty of sense and you have them and can't get rid of them it seems.

[Sergeant Rock]

I want both, just like Gilligan




Seriously (okay, I am serious...I want both  ) ...when I was Greg's age I preferred Mary Anne. But then I grew up. No doubt in my mind that I'd rather be stranded on an island with Ginger.



Besides, Ginger appeared in Playboy three times. Mary Anne just wants to settle down, have three kids and get fat.







Sarge

[Mozart]

Oh my!