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[Karl Henning]

Wait, how can you be critical of the conspiracy theories, unless your water has been fluoridated??!!??!!!!

[Florestan]

Wait, how can you be critical of the conspiracy theories, unless your water has been fluoridated??!!??!!!!

You kiddin' me? Fluoridated water is a governmental tool for brainwashing people... 

[Karl Henning]

And tofu, keep away from the soy lecithin!

[Florestan]

And tofu, keep away from the soy lecithin!

Wein, Weib und Gesang / Keep away the govt. gang! 

[Parsifal]

I see.  The Marathon is probably the biggest public event of the year in Boston, where ambulances and EMS technicians are standing by to aid runners with medical emergencies.  The idea that the Emergency Management director would be there to keep an eye on things is implausible?

Not implausible if they had something pre-planned.

Your thought process is invalid.

1) The emergency management director was at the scene as soon as the bomb went off at the Boston Marathon.

2) Emergency services personnel are deployed at the Boston Marathon in advance to provide aid for runner who need medical attention and there is a high probability that the Emergency Management director would be there to supervise.

Since the Emergency service director would be at the Boston Marathon with or without a conspiracy, her presence provides no evidence of a conspiracy. 

[mc ukrneal]

So what's your favorite conspiracy movie?

All the President's Men. Great movie. Woodstein....

[Karl Henning]

All the President's Men. Great movie. Woodstein....

Really enjoyed it, but I've not (yet) felt any need to watch it again.

[snyprrr]

Hey, snyprrr, I've been meaning to ask you, what's the deal with Michael Hastings?

Heeryago Todd. Apparently AL QEUDA can take over your car's computer and make you crash,... (just pay no mind to whomever's behind curtain no.3),... buuut, I'm sure there's nooooo one in N0rthren Virginiia who could?!?!?!?! joy stick capital of the world???

http://xrepublic.tv/node/4445

btw- this link DOES fulfill the Thread Requisite Topic Focus!! never heard of thems before, not that I hang around shady forums...

[Todd]

Apparently AL QEUDA [sic] can take over your car's computer and make you crash

I worry about that every time I drive.  Al-Qaeda and other Islamist terrorists are sneaky: they dwell under every staircase, in every closet, in every dark alley, just waiting for the moment to strike.  They're like Commies of the old days, I tell you.  The NSA needs a bigger budget to combat such widespread wickedness.

[Karl Henning]

Look at this neat-o flash drive shaped like a minaret!

[snyprrr]

Your thought process is invalid.

1) The emergency management director was at the scene as soon as the bomb went off at the Boston Marathon.

2) Emergency services personnel are deployed at the Boston Marathon in advance to provide aid for runner who need medical attention and there is a high probability that the Emergency Management director would be there to supervise.

Since the Emergency service director would be at the Boston Marathon with or without a conspiracy, her presence provides no evidence of a conspiracy.

She's smiling and having a ball at a tragedy? Look at the video yo'seff

[snyprrr]

I worry about that every time I drive.  Al-Qaeda and other Islamist terrorists are sneaky: they dwell under every staircase, in every closet, in every dark alley, just waiting for the moment to strike.  They're like Commies of the old days, I tell you.  The NSA needs a bigger budget to combat such widespread wickedness.

why those dasterds!!! why, I tell ya...


I start to get the feeling that the Germans made much better Fascists than we are making of the Americans. And I mean that in a good way for the Germans, chortle! God Help Us

Look at this neat-o flash drive shaped like a minaret!

Where , Karl where?? Was it implanted in your hand or forehead?? You're going to have to cut that out you know. I can help you, I've done it before. yupp yupp

... which way did he go?, which way did he go?...

[snyprrr]

ah, I see mischa's here. wassup?

[Todd]

I start to get the feeling that the Germans made much better Fascists than we are making of the Americans.

American Fascism, were such a thing to ever come into existence, would take on a new form not yet tried, and I think the closer model would be Italy rather than Germany, though the relationship between corporate interests and the government would probably be reversed.  It would also be sophisticated in that it would allow for political "competition" between at least two parties that espouse policies that sound different on the surface but really are just different in degree and not kind.  American Fascism would also be characterized by a submissive press, one which advocates imprisoning whistleblowers, and one that more or less focuses on personalities and wedge issues rather than substantive policy issues.  In such a system, the most popular non-mainstream press outlets would simply be more militant and nationalistic.  American Fascism would also be characterized by perpetual, low-level warfare, complete with unstinting devotion to veterans, with the primary goals of securing energy resources and maintaining unfettered trade for the largest domestic and transnational corporations so as to placate the shallow consumerism so beloved by the populace.  Thank goodness no such thing could ever happen.

[Gurn Blanston]

Look at this neat-o flash drive shaped like a minaret!

Speaking of which, I don't know exactly why you posted just that thing, but there are warnings on the TV down here to let the morons know not to be greedy, because unscrupulous hackers (and you know who you are, you bastards!) are dropping flash drives next to peoples' cars so they will happily pick them up and bring them home and plug them in to their computers. They then join the zombie drone computer army that is sending out all the spam and ganging up on DNS attacks.

I never put 2 & 3 together until now and realized it was based on the unholy alliance of hackers and Al-Q!!!!   

[Parsifal]

She's smiling and having a ball at a tragedy? Look at the video yo'seff

To change the subject from your defective thought processes, what video are you talking about?

[snyprrr]

American Fascism, were such a thing to ever come into existence, would take on a new form not yet tried, and I think the closer model would be Italy rather than Germany, though the relationship between corporate interests and the government would probably be reversed.  It would also be sophisticated in that it would allow for political "competition" between at least two parties that espouse policies that sound different on the surface but really are just different in degree and not kind.  American Fascism would also be characterized by a submissive press, one which advocates imprisoning whistleblowers, and one that more or less focuses on personalities and wedge issues rather than substantive policy issues.  In such a system, the most popular non-mainstream press outlets would simply be more militant and nationalistic.  American Fascism would also be characterized by perpetual, low-level warfare, complete with unstinting devotion to veterans, with the primary goals of securing energy resources and maintaining unfettered trade for the largest domestic and transnational corporations so as to placate the shallow consumerism so beloved by the populace.  Thank goodness no such thing could ever happen.

'Murica, woot!!

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'Murica, fuck yea!! WOOO!!

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Hey... hey, Rodney,... you ok?... Rod?..

aw heck... 'Murica, WOOO!! Don' mess with US!!

"pew pew pew pew"

...Ma?... Ma?, you ok?...

[snyprrr]

To change the subject from your defective thought processes, what video are you talking about?

It's really the group of videos we've all seen. I just think all the people of interest have been id'd by, I guess, people who sit around all day in the folks's basements with banks of geekgear? search something like "boston emergency management acting director at scene of bombing" or something like that.

I suuuuuuuuure do wish we had that video of the plane hitting the pentagon, don't you? That would just be so convenient. It would be an even more awesome thing if we had some video of the Shanksberg crash, that would be sweet.

Nothing beats really good video, eh?

Would have loved to have seen video of Liddy rifling through drawers, eh?

[MishaK]

It would be an even more awesome thing if we had some video of the Shanksberg crash, that would be sweet.

Video or no video, simple question: why fake a plane crash in the middle of nowhere when you can already accomplish the supposed goals of the conspiracy by destroying the WTC? Why would anyone bother with that?

[Brian]

'Murica, woot!!

"pew pew pew pew"

'Murica, fuck yea!! WOOO!!

"pew pew pew pew"

Hey... hey, Rodney,... you ok?... Rod?..

aw heck... 'Murica, WOOO!! Don' mess with US!!

"pew pew pew pew"

...Ma?... Ma?, you ok?...

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