My Art thread

[greg]

Excellent work, my friends. It warms my heart to see such great art. (And that rhymed, yes it did.)

I worked alllll morning on my latest masterwork. And I post it here for your eyes only!

It is called, "The Terrible Clef"

looks an awful lot like one of the clefs used in Saul's "Discovery".

[mn dave]

looks an awful lot like one of the clefs used in Saul's "Discovery".

I'm not sure I've seen that masterpiece.

[BachQ]

Allow me to share a very personal work of mine. It is a portrait of my girlfriend, Jennifer.

Using Saul's pricing structure, that oughta fetch over $10K ....... easily!

[M forever]

Do you want to insult me? My art is not for sale! I am here to enrichen the world with my artistic visions, not make money from it.

But if you have to have a copy signed by the Master himself, I think we could find a solution, maybe one involving a very large cash donation...I am thining more in the range of 100k here...great art is priceless and therfore can't be sold. The cash donation would just cover the, uh, processing fees.

[greg]

I'm not sure I've seen that masterpiece.

oh, it's actually music........

if you wanna call it that.

[gomro]

Excellent work, my friends. It warms my heart to see such great art. (And that rhymed, yes it did.)

I worked alllll morning on my latest masterwork. And I post it here for your eyes only!

It is called, "The Terrible Clef"

That's a wonder. It brought a tear to my eye. And my nose.

[Saul]

Funny that you of all people say that, after all, you look like a baboon, and you behave like a monkey, too...Making fun of the way someone looks is about the most idiotic and childish thing to do, but you bring the level of discourse down that much.


Anyway, here is another M masterpiece. It is called "loneliness":

Probably you see like a reptile, cause I have been told by many that I am a tall, handsome good looking man. Too bad that your ugly ass, cant see how good looking I am, but its fine, I don't blame you, after all your diet consists of rats and mice, how good could someone like you see?

So Schmuck you were and Schmuck you shall be.

[Saul]

[маразм1]

Excellent work, my friends. It warms my heart to see such great art. (And that rhymed, yes it did.)

I worked alllll morning on my latest masterwork. And I post it here for your eyes only!

It is called, "The Terrible Clef"

lmao!!  now you got it!

[M forever]

Ahhh, another work of Saul in his endearingly naive and prepubescent style...

That can't be M tthough because M would never play with a glove, and the left hand there has some serious problems. The 4th finger is extended way too far and the 1st is too close to the second.

Probably you see like a reptile, cause I have been told by many that I am a tall, handsome good looking man.

You still look like a baboon, and you talk like a monkey. OK, monkeys can't really talk, but if they could, they would probably say a lot of nonsensical stuff like you do. You are only one step away from sitting on a tree and throwing bananas at people walking by anyway with all your fanatical nonsense. I don't believe you anyway that people find you "handsome" - the way you talk about women shows clearly that you have big problems with them which you wouldn't if you were more self confident. I think your religious racist nonsense is also mostly overcompensation for some deep dissatisfaction with yourself.

I don’t blame you, after all your diet consists of rats and mice, how good could someone like you see?

Right now, my diet mostly consists of Mexican food (which my new girlfriend cooks really, really well...mmmmm...I was never much into the stuff, but that has definitely changed now!). I have never tried rats and mice, but I think one's sense of vision would probably not be affected by eating them.


Here is a new Masterpiece, it is called Heart and Saul and dedicated to you:

[маразм1]

Probably you see like a reptile, cause I have been told by many that I am a tall, handsome good looking man. Too bad that your ugly ass, cant see how good looking I am, but its fine, I don't blame you, after all your diet consists of rats and mice, how good could someone like you see?

So Schmuck you were and Schmuck you shall be.

i can't believe it.  now you pissed Saul off. 

[Saul]

Ahhh, another work of Saul in his endearingly naive and prepubescent style...

That can't be M tthough because M would never play with a glove, and the left hand there has some serious problems. The 4th finger is extended way too far and the 1st is too close to the second.

You still look like a baboon, and you talk like a monkey. OK, monkeys can't really talk, but if they could, they would probably say a lot of nonsensical stuff like you do. You are only one step away from sitting on a tree and throwing bananas at people walking by anyway with all your fanatical nonsense. I don't believe you anyway that people find you "handsome" - the way you talk about women shows clearly that you have big problems with them which you wouldn't if you were more self confident. I think your religious racist nonsense is also mostly overcompensation for some deep dissatisfaction with yourself.


Right now, my diet mostly consists of Mexican food (which my new girlfriend cooks really, really well...mmmmm...I was never much into the stuff, but that has definitely changed now!). I have never tried rats and mice, but I think one's sense of vision would probably not be affected by eating them.

You think that makes me angry , M?

I truly pity you. You are so stupid and such a major schmuck.
Go back and doodle something you poop, I couldn't care less.

[(poco) Sforzando]

Probably you see like a reptile, cause I have been told by many that I am a tall, handsome good looking man. Too bad that your ugly ass, cant see how good looking I am, but its fine, I don't blame you, after all your diet consists of rats and mice, how good could someone like you see?

So Schmuck you were and Schmuck you shall be.

"But mice and rats, and such small deer,
Have been Tom's food for seven long year."
- The disguised Edgar in King Lear

(In 1600 "deer" would be closer to its cognate German "Tier." Edgar is referring to mice, rats, and similar small animals.)

[M forever]

In the old Germanic languages, the equivalent of "deer" or, as in modern German, "Tier", is one of four classes they divided animals  into. These are, in their modern German names:

"Tier" - is what walsk in the forest
"Wurm" - is what crouches on its belly
"Vogel" - is what flies
"Fisch" - is what swims in the water

So in the middle ages, people in Germany often ate beaver on Friday because it swims in the water and therefore is a fish 

Go back and doodle something you poop, I couldn’t care less.

A good example for a true Saulism. This is how a seriously mentally retarded person speaks, someone who is around 30 years old but still has the mind of a child. I wonder what it means though. Does anyone here understand babytalk?

[маразм1]

Dear G_d

[Saul]

In the old Germanic languages, the equivalent of "deer" or, as in modern German, "Tier", is one of four classes they divided animals  into. These are, in their modern German names:

"Tier" - is what walsk in the forest
"Wurm" - is what crouches on its belly
"Vogel" - is what flies
"Fisch" - is what swims in the water

So in the middle ages, people in Germany often ate beaver on Friday because it swims in the water and therefore is a fish 


A good example for a true Saulism. This is how a seriously mentally retarded person speaks, someone who is around 30 years old but still has the mind of a child. I wonder what it means though. Does anyone here understand babytalk?

You're a poop.

[Brian]

You're a poop.

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[Saul]

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Hi Brian,

Your above doodle is a poop too.

So , what do we have here?

A poop drawing and a poop person(m the schmuck)

[Saul]

And thanks to everyone for highjacking my thread and pooping your poop art in here.
One thing is for sure , who ever took part in this pooping , is a major schmuck.

All ya morons know who you are.

If you wanna poop your art, then go create your own poop art thread, but do not poop in my thread. Its called respect, something that some poopheads here have difficulty to grasp.

But again, it will go on , and the poopheads wont stop and then they will cause me to really make fun of them, and the a mod will come to close the thread.
The end result, the poopheads will win, because WHY SHOULD THERE BE EVEN A SINGLE NORMAL AND SERIOUS THREAD HERE ON GMG? THAT WOULD BE AGAISNT THE RULES I SUPPOSE.


Bunch of idiots.

[M forever]

Looks like Saul got really pooped out here!  0:)

Its called respect, something that some poopheads here have difficulty to grasp.

Respect - for you? Hahaha, that's 2 funny. Good one, really. I give you 6.7 for that line!

WHY SHOULD THERE BE EVEN A SINGLE NORMAL AND SERIOUS THREAD HERE ON GMG? THAT WOULD BE AGAISNT THE RULES I SUPPOSE.

Oh, there are *lots* of serious threads, about music, about composers, about recordings, about other subjects such as movies, history, politics - it's just that *you* can't really contribute anything to any of these because you generally don't have much to say that could be of interest for a grownup person. All you ever contribute here is, in your own vocabulary, poop talk.

Bunch of idiots.

That's right, everyone else here is an idiot, while you are the misunderstood ambassador of fine art and metaphysical insights. There is really no reason for you to participate here. But please, don't leave - you are just too poopy, uh, I mean, too funny!