Were you perhaps a pederastic priest, preying upon prepubescent pulchritude, popping from parish to parish in pursuit of perverted pleasure?
Are you a smug sleazy senator, seeking sinecures for siblings, skimming state set-asides, selling your soul for slush funds?
Are you a batterer boyfriend, big in basketball or baseball, beating "broads" and "bitches" backhand because they're bloody bossy?
Then this thread is for you. Please apologize here.
HELPFUL HINTS. Use green for insincere apologies, black for sincere ones, and red if you are apologizing for someone else.
Don't grovel; no-one likes a whiner. Don't use boldface, apologies should not seem angry. Keep it short; your soul really isn't that interesting. Really, it just isn't.
SORRY!
This isn't even close to being among the sorriest thread I've ever seen on GMG.
I'm a sorry bastard
Quote from: karlhenning on October 28, 2014, 09:49:19 AM
SORRY!
Damn it, Karl, this isn't a One Word Post thread! >:(
Oops, sorry :(
8)
Quote from: North Star on October 28, 2014, 09:52:25 AM
This isn't even close to being among the sorriest thread I've ever seen on GMG.
I'm a sorry bastard
You seemed to have forgotten to use punctuation.
I think you meant: "I am... a ... Sorry, bastard!"
https://www.youtube.com/v/9u0EL_u4nvw
Quote from: springrite on October 28, 2014, 10:56:17 AM
You seemed to have forgotten to use punctuation.
I think you meant: "I am... a ... Sorry, bastard!"
Or perhaps: I'm sorry, bastard 0:)
I'm sorry I ever started reading this thread.
Quote from: karlhenning on October 28, 2014, 11:10:58 AM
I'm sorry I ever started reading this thread.
I am sorry we made you feel this way...
https://www.youtube.com/v/J2e4NlnLr28
I'm sorry.
Quote from: springrite on October 28, 2014, 11:12:21 AM
I am sorry we made you feel this way...
Sorry to say, the blame is all mine.
Quote from: karlhenning on October 28, 2014, 11:15:28 AM
Sorry to say, the blame is all mine.
I am sorry that it is true
This has been very good for me, Paul.
Sorry.
Quote from: karlhenning on October 28, 2014, 11:35:16 AM
This has been very good for me, Paul.
Sorry.
Catharsis is good for the soul. $:)
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[flash=200,200]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN-ZucyG3-s[/flash]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN-ZucyG3-s
(do not know how to embed the youtube link
Brecht has to apologize himself because he stole this from Villon:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballade_des_pendus
Frères humains, qui après nous vivez,
N'ayez les cœurs contre nous endurcis,
Car, si pitié de nous pauvres avez,
Dieu en aura plus tôt de vous mercis.
(only the beginning)
(Brecht also exploited his girlfriend(s) for translations from Gay's Beggar's Opera; actually, he hardly deserves that the Three Penny Opera libretto is credited to him, most of it is Gay translated by his girlfriend and Villon)
Quote from: karlhenning on October 28, 2014, 11:15:28 AM
Sorry to say, the blame is all mine.
Come to think of it,
has anyone seen Karl and Bernie Madoff at the same time?
Quote from: Jo498 on October 28, 2014, 12:05:11 PM
[flash=200,200]https://www.youtube.com/v/vN-ZucyG3-s[/flash]
(do not know how to embed the youtube link)
Like that.
Well, I apologize to my liver for drinking too much wine! :'(
P.S. my last blood tests were fine - ;) ;D
Quote from: Ken B on October 28, 2014, 12:07:44 PM
Come to think of it, has anyone seen Karl and Bernie Madoff at the same time?
Bernie is not sorry.
Don't Feed the Troll! :P
APOLOGIES vs AMENDS
Apologies are either 'reasons' or 'excuses'. Amends are actual changes one makes so that what bad that happened won't happen again! There.
"Say you're sorry or I'll MAKE you sorry!!"
Huh? Anyone ever had that nugget?
Who here has ever wanted the ABILITY to "make" someone sorry?
Oh, this Thread is creeping me out. I'll come back and it'll be a BDSM Thread!! :laugh:
"I'm sorry, Mistress!!" rooowwwrrrr :P naughty teacher glasess oh yeeeah!!
"This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you."
Apo- logos = "around the word"------ "what I meeeant to say was..."
I accept all your apologies, btw. It's big of you all. I'm glad my conscience is clear.
I'm sorry but I just love this song...
http://www.youtube.com/v/x3bmH-vuMqg
"I'm sorry, but I never apologize." -Homer Simpson
Who will apologize to the marsupials?
Quote from: Ken B on October 28, 2014, 07:11:35 PM
Who will apologize to the marsupials?
Rocko will! :)
(http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130921013214/p__/protagonist/images/6/6b/Rocko.png)
This is one sorry-assed thread. It should apologize to me.
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 28, 2014, 07:59:29 PM
This is one sorry-assed thread. It should apologize to me.
I apologize, that was a bit rude of me.
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 28, 2014, 08:03:29 PM
I apologize, that was a bit rude of me.
You have nothing to apologize for Greg.
Well, Ives.
I'm sorry that I love Messiaen's Turangalila-Symphonie. I don't know why I feel so ashamed that it has been one of my favorite pieces recently, but I do.
I'm sorry that Ken doesn't like Ives. Forgive him.
Whose idea were these sorry colors? (Sorry, couldn't bother with the right sorry emoticon.)
Quote from: EigenUser on October 29, 2014, 01:02:40 AM
I'm sorry that Ken doesn't like Ives. Forgive him.
This will be difficult....
...ok, I forgive him. But this is the apology thread, not the forgiveness thread. So, I'm sorry that I forgave Ken.
I'm sorry there is even such a thing as "forgiveness regret" . . . .
Quote from: karlhenning on October 29, 2014, 04:27:32 AM
I'm sorry there is even such a thing as "forgiveness regret" . . . .
I regret ever reading of such a thing.
Sorry to have darkened your eyes!
I'm sorry for making you feel sorry for my sorriness.
I'm sorry I started this thread.
Perhaps my greatest regret is that we've no hope of sorting out who among us is the sorriest of the lot.
I'm sorry but I just love Droopy the Dog:
http://www.youtube.com/v/5Q84oP5JilU
BTW, I'm the sorriest one of this bunch. ;D
But, at the end of the day, I can make no excuse for being a sorry, no good hairball. It's just the way Mother Nature has sorted things out for me. :D
Quote from: Mirror Image on October 29, 2014, 06:24:49 AM
I'm sorry but I just love Droopy the Dog:
http://www.youtube.com/v/5Q84oP5JilU
BTW, I'm the sorriest one of this bunch. ;D
I haven't seen Droopy in years, but I remember him, and his voice, very well indeed. A favourite cartoon when I was growing up.
I'm sorry for missing Droopy all these years.
I apologize for posting in the Diner too much.
I am and was sorry for stealing a bottle of my Dad's Cider (Aged 8.) at Christmas 1978. I was even sorrier in the local swimming baths about an hour later....enjoy your lunch America.
Quote from: Ken B on October 29, 2014, 06:48:32 AM
I haven't seen Droopy in years, but I remember him, and his voice, very well indeed. A favourite cartoon when I was growing up.
I'm sorry for missing Droopy all these years.
Yeah, Droppy is great. I used to love these Hanna Barbera cartoons as a kid. I love Looney Tunes as well. I never liked Disney and I still don't. :)
Quote from: Mirror Image on October 29, 2014, 06:34:29 PM
Yeah, Droppy is great. I used to love these Hanna Barbera cartoons as a kid. I love Looney Tunes as well. I never liked Disney and I still don't. :)
I liked Goofy but Disney was too tame and pious. Bugs Bunny!
Quote from: Ken B on October 29, 2014, 07:11:32 PM
I liked Goofy but Disney was too tame and pious. Bugs Bunny!
Elmer Fudd! Foghorn Leghorn! Tweety Bird! Daffy Duck! All classic characters.
Quote from: Mirror Image on October 29, 2014, 08:04:18 PM
Elmer Fudd! Foghorn Leghorn! Tweety Bird! Daffy Duck! All classic characters.
Marvin the Martian, Tasmanian Devil. the Singing Frog, The Potable Hole. There was real genius there. Now I want to Netflix some Looney Tunes!
I apologize for getting off topic.
Quote from: Ken B on October 29, 2014, 08:20:43 PM
Marvin the Martian, Tasmanian Devil. the Singing Frog, The Potable Hole. There was real genius there. Now I want to Netflix some Looney Tunes!
I apologize for getting off topic.
Yes, all fine characters. Looney Tunes was just one of a kind. In a class of its' own.
Thread duty:
I'm sorry, but I love The Muppets, especially The Muppet Show. :)
"If there is anyone here whom I have not yet insulted, I beg his pardon." --Johannes Brahms
Quote from: Ken B on October 29, 2014, 07:11:32 PM
I liked Goofy but Disney was too tame and pious. Bugs Bunny!
you mean Goffy?
I am heartily sorry that Disney was so tame and pious.
I am sorry, too, to reflect that I am unsure if old "Uncle Walt" is still frozen in hopes of . . . some future medical miracle.
Quote from: karlhenning on October 30, 2014, 08:27:02 AM
I am heartily sorry that Disney was so tame and pious.
I am sorry, too, to reflect that I am unsure if old "Uncle Walt" is still frozen in hopes of . . . some future medical miracle.
I'm sorry to say that is just an urban legend.
the French expression, Qui s'excuse s'accuse seems most apt for posters on this thread....
Sorry :(, I just realized I inadvertently represent that remark.
Quote from: Baklavaboy on October 30, 2014, 07:16:23 PM
I'm sorry to say that is just an urban legend.
I'm sorry to have been disillusioned.
Quote from: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on October 30, 2014, 07:32:48 PM
the French expression, Qui s'excuse s'accuse seems most apt for posters on this thread....
Sorry :(, I just realized I inadvertently represent that remark.
I'm sorry you implicated yourself in this questionable endeavor.
I apologize for misuse of the other thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21492.msg843852.html#msg843852).
I'm sorry for this :
"It's a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them." P.G. Wodehouse
I'm sorry for my ignorance in saying Mario Bava had a tremendous lack of talent. I'm sorry that I'm happy that I've now been corrected. Etc.
Quote from: North Star on October 29, 2014, 05:47:48 AM
I'm sorry for making you feel sorry for my sorriness.
A thread for random thank yous would totally go down the same wonderful spiral, we should have one of those:
(http://nedroid.com/comics/2010-11-24-beartato-thanksgiving2010.png)
1000 x apologies to John. :laugh: And I'm afraid it's gonna be much more. :laugh:
I apologize for having apologised.
Quote from: springrite on November 07, 2014, 01:33:27 AM
I apologize for having apologised.
Dull. ;) BTW, nice picture of Kimi, she has grown much. How is her appreciation for Mozart developing?
Quote from: Henk on November 07, 2014, 01:43:05 AM
Dull. ;) BTW, nice picture of Kimi, she has grown much. How is her appreciation for Mozart developing?
Last week, while listening to Mozart PC #20, she said "he is not so boring after all." But she made no apology for having dismissed Mozart for three years.
Quote from: Henk on November 07, 2014, 01:43:05 AM
Dull. ;)
I remember when I was in English class in high school (in Beijing), I made the following sentence using the word apologise :
"I apologise for having to make an apology without feeling the least bit apologetic."
Quote from: springrite on November 07, 2014, 01:46:55 AM
I remember when I was in English class in high school (in Beijing), I made the following sentence using the word apologise :
"I apologise for having to make an apology without feeling the least bit apologetic."
You were less dull in your young years it appears to me. No apologies, work your ass off to recover. ;)
Quote from: springrite on November 07, 2014, 01:45:10 AM
Last week, while listening to Mozart PC #20, she said "he is not so boring after all." But she made no apology for having dismissed Mozart for three years.
Isn't she at the age now to discover some Donatoni? Otherwise she may blame you again. ;)
Quote from: Henk on November 07, 2014, 02:24:57 AM
Isn't she at the age now to discover some Donatoni? Otherwise she may blame you again. ;)
Not yet, but she loves Carter and Boulez. I may take your suggestion and try some Donatoni on her soon!
I'm sorry you all are such a sorry lot.
Quote from: springrite on November 07, 2014, 01:45:10 AM
Last week, while listening to Mozart PC #20, she said "he is not so boring after all." But she made no apology for having dismissed Mozart for three years.
Well
someday she will need to visit this thread! :laugh:
Oopsie, wrong thread. Sorry.
Quote from: Linus on November 07, 2014, 01:21:58 AM
A thread for random thank yous would totally go down the same wonderful spiral, we should have one of those:
(http://nedroid.com/comics/2010-11-24-beartato-thanksgiving2010.png)
"Thank you for thanking me for thanking you."
etc.
Quote from: Greg on November 07, 2014, 06:57:02 AM
"Thank you for thanking me for thanking you."
etc.
rofl
Quote from: Greg on November 07, 2014, 06:57:02 AM
"Thank you for thanking me for thanking you."
etc.
etc: end of thinking capacity :laugh:
You should begin reading "Beyond Good & Evil", Greg. :)
Quote from: Henk on November 07, 2014, 01:07:22 PM
You should begin reading "Beyond Good & Evil", Greg. :)
Reading? He lives it.
Quote from: Henk on November 07, 2014, 01:07:22 PM
You should begin reading "Beyond Good & Evil", Greg. :)
I prefer "Beyond Haydn & Stockhausen".
Quote from: Henk on November 07, 2014, 01:26:53 AM
1000 x apologies to John. :laugh: And I'm afraid it's gonna be much more. :laugh:
??? What are you apologizing to me for, Henk? Did I miss the memo?
Quote from: Henk on November 07, 2014, 01:07:22 PM
You should begin reading "Beyond Good & Evil", Greg. :)
I played the video game. Does that count for something? >:D :P
Quote from: The new erato on November 07, 2014, 03:08:12 AM
I'm sorry you all are such a sorry lot.
:D I know, I know...please forgive me! :P
Quote from: Mirror Image on November 07, 2014, 07:28:03 PM
:D I know, I know...please forgive me! :P
I do, though I probably will be sorry I did.
Excuse me - wrong thread :-[
or was it?
Excuse me - right thread :)
Quote from: Ken B on November 07, 2014, 03:26:38 PM
Reading? He lives it.
That's also what I thought. :)
Quote from: springrite on November 07, 2014, 04:59:36 PM
I prefer "Beyond Haydn & Stockhausen".
Are you writing on that one? When will it be published? James need to get it I suppose. :)
Inform him, he will go out of his mind I predict. He will be thankful.
Oh no, now I have spoiled your brain activity. Sorry!
There is an other possibility however, he will go into a madhouse. What are your considerations? :laugh:
Quote from: Greg on November 07, 2014, 07:16:41 PM
I played the video game. Does that count for something? >:D :P
Hey, you should have said "thank you"!
Quote from: Henk on November 07, 2014, 11:03:58 PM
Are you writing on that one? When will it be published? James need to get it I suppose. :)
Inform him, he will go out of his mind I predict. He will be thankful.
Oh no, now I have spoiled your brain activity. Sorry!
I will warm up by writing something easier, like
Beyond Celibidache and Karajan, before I move on to
Beyond Haydn and Stockhausen.
Quote from: springrite on November 07, 2014, 11:18:14 PM
I will warm up by writing something easier, like Beyond Celibidache and Karajan, before I move on to Beyond Haydn and Stockhausen.
I have edited my previous post, now your reaction becomes invalid. :)
Probably he will stick to Stockhausen.
You need a special spatula, when Stockhausen sticks to you.
I apology to Cato.