Let's have an intentionally ridiculous flamewar!

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MN Dave

#60
February 15, 2008, 06:34:37 AM
Classical music is for wimps. Beethoven sucks. Mahler is a crybaby. Stravinsky is just noise. Yo mama.

Ephemerid

#61
February 15, 2008, 06:37:03 AM
Quote from: MN Dave on February 15, 2008, 06:34:37 AM
Classical music is for wimps. Beethoven sucks. Mahler is a crybaby. Stravinsky is just noise. Yo mama.

Yo-Yo Ma Ma!!!!

PerfectWagnerite

#62
February 15, 2008, 06:39:29 AM
Quote from: Brian on February 13, 2008, 02:29:00 PM
RULES:
1. There are no rules (other than Rule #2).
2. Don't take anything seriously.

C'mon, you are young, in college. Shouldn't you be out there chasing Southern Belles(sic) or something?

MN Dave

#63
February 15, 2008, 06:45:14 AM
Quote from: Ephemerid on February 15, 2008, 06:37:03 AM
Yo-Yo Ma Ma!!!!

He plays cello like a pansy. He's not manly enough to pick up an electric guitar.

Sergeant Rock

#64
February 15, 2008, 07:40:22 AM
Quote from: MN Dave on February 15, 2008, 06:45:14 AM
He plays cello like a pansy.

It's true, I've seen his sorry ass live. Just pathetic. Now Jackie du Pré!!! There was a real man.

Sarge
the phone rings and somebody says,
"hey, they made a movie about
Mahler, you ought to go see it.
he was as f*cked-up as you are."
                               --Charles Bukowski, "Mahler"

MN Dave

#65
February 15, 2008, 07:42:09 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on February 15, 2008, 07:40:22 AM
It's true, I've seen his sorry ass live. Just pathetic. Now Jackie Du Pré!!! There was a real man.

Sarge

Du Pre smoked cigars and grunted like a horny mountain gorilla.

Sergeant Rock

#66
February 15, 2008, 08:30:51 AM
Quote from: MN Dave on February 15, 2008, 07:42:09 AM
Du Pre smoked cigars and grunted like a horny mountain gorilla.

Oh yeah??...yeah???...you probably think she wore combat boots too...



uh....well, yeah, she did. But that's okay. All the better to kick your sorry ass from here to Timbuktu!

Sarge

the phone rings and somebody says,
"hey, they made a movie about
Mahler, you ought to go see it.
he was as f*cked-up as you are."
                               --Charles Bukowski, "Mahler"

MN Dave

#67
February 15, 2008, 08:34:58 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on February 15, 2008, 08:30:51 AM
Oh yeah??...yeah???...you probably think she wore combat boots too...



uh....well, yeah, she did. But that's okay. All the better to kick your sorry ass from here to Timbuktu!

Sarge

I would never hit a woman, but in her case, I will make an exception. Zombie cellists wearing combat attire are not to be tolerated.

Sergeant Rock

#68
February 15, 2008, 08:42:21 AM
Quote from: MN Dave on February 15, 2008, 08:34:58 AM
I would never hit a woman, but in her case, I will make an exception. Zombie cellists wearing combat attire are not to be tolerated.

Don't be such a wanker, Dave. She can't help it she's dead...and pissed off. Blame it on Saul's g-d. He's the bastard that killed her off young.

Sarge
the phone rings and somebody says,
"hey, they made a movie about
Mahler, you ought to go see it.
he was as f*cked-up as you are."
                               --Charles Bukowski, "Mahler"

MN Dave

#69
February 15, 2008, 08:45:42 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on February 15, 2008, 08:42:21 AM
Don't be such a wanker, Dave. She can't help it she's dead...and pissed off. Blame it on Saul's g-d. He's the bastard that killed her off young.

Sarge

I'll be a wanker if I damn well please, thank you very much.  ;D

Speaking of which...

Sergeant Rock

#70
February 15, 2008, 08:48:13 AM
Quote from: MN Dave on February 15, 2008, 08:45:42 AM
I'll be a wanker if I damn well please, thank you very much.  ;D

Speaking of which...

The boots turned you on, didn't they. Admit it  ;D

Sarge
the phone rings and somebody says,
"hey, they made a movie about
Mahler, you ought to go see it.
he was as f*cked-up as you are."
                               --Charles Bukowski, "Mahler"

Iago

#71
February 15, 2008, 08:49:01 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on February 15, 2008, 08:42:21 AM
Don't be such a wanker, Dave. She can't help it she's dead.... Blame it on Saul's g-d. He's the bastard that killed her off young.

Sarge

Even on a supposedly humorous thread, that is a blatantly anti-semitic remark.
"Good", is NOT good enough, when "better" is expected

MN Dave

#72
February 15, 2008, 08:50:23 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on February 15, 2008, 08:48:13 AM
The boots turned you on, didn't they. Admit it  ;D


Boots on a skeleton. Hot damn!

MN Dave

#73
February 15, 2008, 08:50:57 AM
Quote from: Iago on February 15, 2008, 08:49:01 AM
Even on a supposedly humorous thread, that is a blatantly anti-semitic remark.

So often these fake flame wars turn into real ones. Heh.

Sergeant Rock

#74
February 15, 2008, 08:53:35 AM
Quote from: Iago on February 15, 2008, 08:49:01 AM
Even on a supposedly humorous thread, that is a blatantly anti-semitic remark.

Quote from: Brian on February 13, 2008, 02:29:00 PM
RULES:
1. There are no rules (other than Rule #2).
2. Don't take anything seriously.

And now

the phone rings and somebody says,
"hey, they made a movie about
Mahler, you ought to go see it.
he was as f*cked-up as you are."
                               --Charles Bukowski, "Mahler"

Wendell_E

#76
February 15, 2008, 09:01:40 AM
Quote from: Iago on February 15, 2008, 08:49:01 AM
Even on a supposedly humorous thread, that is a blatantly anti-semitic remark.

God's Jewish?   ???
"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." ― Mark Twain

MN Dave

#77
February 15, 2008, 09:03:07 AM
Quote from: Wendell_E on February 15, 2008, 09:01:40 AM
God's Jewish?   ???

C'mon. We're talking about Saul's g-d, not anyone else's g-d. Fer g--dness sake.

Kullervo

#78
February 15, 2008, 09:06:30 AM
Quote from: MN Dave on February 15, 2008, 09:03:07 AM
C'mon. We're talking about Saul's g-d, not anyone else's g-d. Fer g--dness sake.

My god is better than your god. And cooler.  8)

MN Dave

#79
February 15, 2008, 09:06:59 AM
Quote from: Corey on February 15, 2008, 09:06:30 AM
My god is better than your god. And cooler.  8)

Nah-ah! Mine wears combat boots!
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