Most unwanted CD in existance today.

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Lethevich

Quote from: jwinter on December 05, 2008, 11:17:46 AM
"F*ck'n Her to Bruckner"

Hehe that is my favourite so far - even better, it can be modified to a northern English "fook 'er" to better rhyme with the German pronunciation of Bruckner's name... Why am I thinking so much about these, and why didn't I let this thread die a natural death... unknown ::)
Peanut butter, flour and sugar do not make cookies. They make FIRE.

not edward

Quote from: jwinter on December 05, 2008, 11:17:46 AM
I was going to suggest "F*ck'n Her to Bruckner," but I threw my back out listening to Celibidache last night.  (Can't believe I just typed that...  :'( )
Celi was probably an appropriate choice, given that some like it slow. ;)
"I don't at all mind actively disliking a piece of contemporary music, but in order to feel happy about it I must consciously understand why I dislike it. Otherwise it remains in my mind as unfinished business."
-- Aaron Copland, The Pleasures of Music

Diletante

#42
I can't believe you pervs didn't think something up with "Debussy".  ;)

EDIT: Or "Glass".  ;D

Could make a nice LP: "Once you're tired of Debussy, just flip it over and you'll get the Glass"

(BTW, I do know how "Debussy" is pronounced, but you can't beat the visuals, right? Oh my, my mind is in the gutter...)
Orgullosamente diletante.

hornteacher

Quote from: tanuki on December 05, 2008, 04:07:35 PM
Could make a nice LP: "Once you're tired of Debussy, just flip it over and you'll get the Glass"

You made me giggle.

imperfection


The new erato

Quote from: jwinter on December 05, 2008, 11:17:46 AM
I was going to suggest "F*ck'n Her to Bruckner," but I threw my back out listening to Celibidache last night.  (Can't believe I just typed that...  :'( )
That is so appropriate as Fucking is an actual place in Austria.


knight66

Well, it looks like it is verboten there, at least, on departing.

Mike
DavidW: Yeah Mike doesn't get angry, he gets even.
I wasted time: and time wasted me.

The new erato

Quote from: knight on December 05, 2008, 11:30:05 PM
Well, it looks like it is verboten there, at least, on departing.

Mike
Well, on the other side of the sign I guess it is allowed.

samuel

Shag Her to Wagner
Copulating to Copland
C*ck-ridin' to Haydn

Sorry, I couldn't miss out on the fun.

Sarastro

Quote from: ezodisy on December 05, 2008, 07:52:13 AM
Snowballing

Wow this forum is a great place to learn something new. :o  8)

I saw these CD's some time ago, but the covers seem to be much more subtle than the content of the thread. >:D

greg

Quote from: jwinter on December 05, 2008, 11:17:46 AM
I was going to suggest "F*ck'n Her to Bruckner," but I threw my back out listening to Celibidache last night.  (Can't believe I just typed that...  :'( )
This might be the best one.

greg


karlhenning

The Complete Piano Music of Leoncavallo

Kullervo


Dundonnell


greg

#55
Shagging to Shostakovich

Reelin it in with Rautavaara

Booty call with Brahms

Lickin it with Ligeti

Gagging with Gorecki

Mouthful with Mahler

Milking it with Mahler

Stroking with Stravinsky

Viking Fetish Sex with Vaughan Williams

(and Wagner)....

Fuxing with Fux

Cage sex with Cage

Screwin with Scriabin

Brian

Sounds like Greg has been listening to Mozart's Horny Concertos.

Novi

Quote from: G$ on December 06, 2008, 06:04:23 PM
Shagging to Shostakovich

Reelin it in with Rautavaara

...


Hey Greg, here's an Australianism for you:

Rooting with Roussel :D.
Durch alle Töne tönet
Im bunten Erdentraum
Ein leiser Ton gezogen
Für den der heimlich lauschet.

greg

Quote from: Brian on December 07, 2008, 08:56:40 AM
Sounds like Greg has been listening to Mozart's Horny Concertos.
;D


Quote from: Novi on December 07, 2008, 11:19:10 AM
Hey Greg, here's an Australianism for you:

Rooting with Roussel :D.
I have no idea what that means..... have the guts to explain on this thread?  ;)


Btw, a couple of enhancements:

"Milking her with Mahler"
"Licky Licky with Ligeti Spaghetti"

and "Pimping to Prokofiev" I like, since he was legally married to two women at the same time, so it isn't exact, but you know........


and yes, those who listen fervently to both Wagner and Vaughan Williams do have Viking fetishes...... (points finger)

Dundonnell

Btw....

It's "Existence" NOT "Existance" ;D ;D ;D