Mn Dave's Shed of Danger

[Franco]

This is a sheddy thread.

[MN Dave]

No, it's a thready shed.

[greg]

The Shed contains all things that are contained, and Nothing that is not contained.
Therefore the Shed does not contain Nothing.
Therefore the Shed contains Something.
Therefore the Shed is never Empty.

Well, at least that one agrees with itself.

[Elgarian]

Well, at least that one agrees with itself.

The Shed exists in a realm beyond all other realms.
But the realm beyond all other realms is itself a realm.
Therefore the Shed does not exist in a realm beyond all other realms.
Therefore statements about the Shed may not be self-consistent.

[karlhenning]

I remain steadfastly inconsistent in my pursuit of consistency. Whether hanging out in the Shed or no.

(I'm thinking about "Dave's Shed" as a subtitle for "Suspension Bridge")

[MN Dave]

Karl, you can woodshed inside the Shed anytime. 

[karlhenning]

(I'm thinking about "Dave's Shed" as a subtitle for "Suspension Bridge")

The more I consider this, the better I like it.

Or, since the Shed contains all things . . . perhaps what we want is:

Suspension Bridge (in Dave's Shed)

[MN Dave]

The more I consider this, the better I like it.

Or, since the Shed contains all things . . . perhaps what we want is:

That would be brag-worthy for me.

[springrite]

I am jealous. I want my own cave...

[Elgarian]

I want my own cave...

A cave is not a Shed.
The Shed contains all that is not itself.
Therefore the Shed contains all caves.
The Shed belongs to Dave.
Therefore all caves belong to Dave.

[springrite]

A cave is not a Shed.
The Shed contains all that is not itself.
Therefore the Shed contains all caves.
The Shed belongs to Dave.
Therefore all caves belong to Dave.

So Dave is USA and I am Guam...

[MN Dave]

ALL YOUR CAVE ARE BELONG TO US!

[Szykneij]

Emergency, Emergency, everybody to get from street ...

[MN Dave]

AND WE ARE MEANING NOW FROM THIS!

[Elgarian]

AND WE ARE MEANING NOW FROM THIS!

'Scuse me. Have I got time to finish eating my pudding first?

[karlhenning]

Truly, the Shed contains all that is not itself.

[MN Dave]

[Elgarian]

Truly, the Shed contains all that is not itself.

And more....

[greg]

The Shed exists in a realm beyond all other realms.
But the realm beyond all other realms is itself a realm.
Therefore the Shed does not exist in a realm beyond all other realms.
Therefore statements about the Shed may not be self-consistent.

Nothing is all.
All exists in The Shed.
The Shed contains Nothing.
All is contradiction.
The Shed is contradiction.

[karlhenning]

Hmm. Lacking something, Greg.

Whatever it lacks, though, can be found in the Shed.