Worst looking CD/LP artwork

[ibanezmonster]

Yeah, but is it a picture of him after he's killed someone? 

Stealing my lines like always! 

[amw]

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[Purusha]

but not really photogenic  ...

He looked fine as a young man:



It is hard to be photogenic when your face is being ravaged by old age and illness.

[Peter Power Pop]

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Oh dear.

I suppose there could be a photo of the lads where they look more glum than they do here – but I doubt it.

I much prefer the image chosen for the reissue:



I think that particular cover is dreadful, but at least it doesn't have Messers Dreary and Downer looking at you.

By the way, here's a publicity photo of the chaps:



When I saw that photo I thought to myself, "Are these two even talking to each other?"

I don't know why, but DG used that photo of the two boys not even pretending to appear to be harmonious siblings for a cover:



These guys must be a nightmare for their management team. ("Are you sure you don't have any photos of them smiling? Really? Well, how about a photo where just one of them is smiling? No? Not at all?")

[Peter Power Pop]

Oh my god, I love how one of the pieces is Impressions from Childhood.

Some childhood.

Actually, when I got to listen to it, Impressions of childhood, despite its title, was a pretty dark piece.

Yep.

http://www.youtube.com/v/k6tGKrGckWk

[Ken B]

He looked fine as a young man:

He has that There, in the back row, that's the one I'll kill look.

[Bogey]

This just shouldn't exist.

[Purusha]

Can you seriously tell me that this picture doesn't make it look like Stockhausen is flying four RC helicopters?

It looks like he's flying with them. Off blast!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNyG-xu-7SQ

[Moonfish]

Can you seriously tell me that this picture doesn't make it look like Stockhausen is flying four RC helicopters?

[Peter Power Pop]

This just shouldn't exist.

When I saw that image my jaw actually dropped.

[Gurn Blanston]

Nope, Wagner...

[Gurn Blanston]

This just shouldn't exist.

You made that up, didn't you Bill? Seriously, someone needs to take Photoshop away from you!   

[Gurn Blanston]

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First thing that came to mind:



Can't be helped, I suppose.

[Bogey]

I wish I was making this up:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Christmas-with-Colonel-Sanders-/400826689278?pt=Music_on_Vinyl&hash=item5d5321e6fe

[Bogey]

And to make matters worse

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Christmas-Eve-and-Christmas-Day-with-Colonel-Sanders-2-LPs-VG-cvrs-M-vinyl-/251756931352?pt=Music_on_Vinyl&hash=item3a9de1e918

[Ken B]

And to make matters worse

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Christmas-Eve-and-Christmas-Day-with-Colonel-Sanders-2-LPs-VG-cvrs-M-vinyl-/251756931352?pt=Music_on_Vinyl&hash=item3a9de1e918

Finger-lickin' good!

[Bogey]

Hey, it made the list of the worst 50 ever:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/the-50-worst-christmas-albums-of-all-time#.qmeWXzKvd

[Ken B]

Hey, it made the list of the worst 50 ever:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/the-50-worst-christmas-albums-of-all-time#.qmeWXzKvd

Missed one.



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[Dancing Divertimentian]

Kontarsky & Kontarsky LLC have been the most trusted name in insurance law and/or funeral direction for over 30 years. Place your insurance needs and/or loved ones' corpses in safe hands.

Yeah, I posted this one a couple years ago, with the same reference to funerals.

Happy times at the undertakers convention...

[Peter Power Pop]

Missed one.



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I found it elsewhere.

Now you can see it. And not unsee it.