What not to name your baby

[MN Dave]

Flumphy?

My uncle Flumphy is going to be devastated.

[Brian]

Zonko

[greg]

Tom Cruise

[Lethevich]

Tom Cruise

Short AND stupid, a bad combination!

[Renfield]

My uncle Flumphy is going to be devastated.

Short AND stupid, a bad combination!

Brilliant.

[Haffner]

Cleatus
Maimonides
Has Jethro been mentioned?


Nimrod

Bubs

[Brian]

Zeke
Zebulon
Zastulus
Rutabaga ("Mah name's Rutabaga Tuckah, and Ah'ma gonna clean up thish-yerr town!")

[Haffner]

Zeke
Zebulon
Zastulus
Rutabaga ("Mah name's Rutabaga Tuckah, and Ah'ma gonna clean up thish-yerr town!")

_{^{Cracking up}}

"Ahhh, Little Zebulon spilt his bottle of Milky Nebulon again, the 'lil bahh-stahd!"

[ChamberNut]

Mulva

[Lethevich]

Rumpelstiltskin may also be a poor choice.

[ChamberNut]

Englebert Humperdinck

[karlhenning]

Tinky-Winky

[Haffner]

Mulva

I'm laughing out loud again. Not Mulva!

[greg]

Bubs

or Beelzebub...

Tinky-Winky

[MN Dave]

Weiner
Sausage-boy
The Salami
Bratwurst
Bologna

[karlhenning]

Fallopia

[greg]

Obama or Osama

[MN Dave]

Ricotta
Brie
Bleu
Roquefort
Mozzarella
Colby
Monterey Jack
Cheddar
Gouda
Provolone
Jarlsberg
Romano
Asiago
Parmesan
And, of course: Velveeta

[Brian]

Fallopia

That sounds like a town in Kansas.

"Not much happens here in Fallopia ... coupla years ago Elroy almost burned down the Amoco station when he tripped on his barbecue ... but that's Elroy for ya."

Elroy is another good one.

[greg]

Billy Bob Shostakovich