Scottish Independence Referendum

[AnthonyAthletic]

It's good to know ye American gents on the forum care more about Scotland than the English do hahahaha.

English bookmakers were paying out bets wagered on the NO let's stay in the UK yesterday.

Apparently the Scots aren't going anywhere say The bookies. 

You seldom see a skint bookie, but you never know 

[Karl Henning]

Paying out ahead of the event . . . not that such contests would be fixed, no, I see that

[snyprrr]

Paying out ahead of the event . . . not that such contests would be fixed, no, I see that

It's good to know ye American gents on the forum care more about Scotland than the English do hahahaha.

English bookmakers were paying out bets wagered on the NO let's stay in the UK yesterday.

Apparently the Scots aren't going anywhere say The bookies. 

You seldom see a skint bookie, but you never know 

hey, we can go to the "All Elections Are Rigged" Thread a-a-anytime you want.

You should know how I feel about electronic voting booths- and which country seems to be in charge of making them. hmmm??? So- if the bankers want ole Scottie to stay, perhaps they will (appear to have done so by rigging the vote to NO).


9/23/2014

"sCOTTISH rIOTERS mASSACRE wHOLE vILLAGES"

Bloodthirsty Scots today massacred up to...

[Karl Henning]

I blame myself for feeding you that one, snypsss.

[Sergeant Rock]

You should know how I feel about electronic voting booths...So- if the bankers want ole Scottie to stay, perhaps they will (appear to have done so by rigging the vote to NO).

According to the BBC article on how to vote:

"Give your name and address to the staff at the polling place or station. If you need assistance to vote, let them know and they will help you.

You will be given a piece of paper with the question: "Should Scotland be an independent country?" and the options "Yes" or "No".

Show your choice by putting an X in the "Yes" or "No" box on the ballot paper. Only put an X in one box or your vote might not be counted.

Then fold your paper and slot it into the ballot box."


It seems there is no electronic voting. You can breathe easier knowing the "Bankers" may lose this one 

Sarge

[Karl Henning]

That will be good news for snypsss!  It isn't like he keeps his money in a bank . . . .

[snyprrr]

That will be good news for snypsss!  It isn't like he keeps his money in a bank . . . .

I keep my cash in a tube stuffed up my ass!!

According to the BBC article on how to vote:

"Give your name and address to the staff at the polling place or station. If you need assistance to vote, let them know and they will help you.

You will be given a piece of paper with the question: "Should Scotland be an independent country?" and the options "Yes" or "No".

Show your choice by putting an X in the "Yes" or "No" box on the ballot paper. Only put an X in one box or your vote might not be counted.

Then fold your paper and slot it into the ballot box."


It seems there is no electronic voting. You can breathe easier knowing the "Bankers" may lose this one 

Sarge

well, that IS nice to know, isn't it? Who said computers were supposed to be better anyway? why anyone would allow it... ... ...

Now Scotland can issue "Work Credits"- one hour of Scottish labour equals one credit- oh.... wait... this just coming in


BREAKING:

'Bankers' Declare War on Scotland!

hmm... wait?... where have I seen this before?...




Wait?... there's oil in Scotland?


BOMB THEM!!

BOMB THEM NOW!!



BREAKING:

'President Declares Nuculue Emergency- Scotland Bombed'

[Karl Henning]

There's a "limits of fiscal expansion" joke there somewhere . . . .

[snyprrr]

baaah


               baaah
                                                         baaah                                   baaaah
                               baaah           baah                           baaah
                                                                     baaah
   baaah

                                        baaaaah



                                                                                    baaah




ahhh!m the sounds of the Scottish coun....



BOOOOM!!!                                   BOOOM!!




          BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

[snyprrr]

BREAKING:

"Yes By 8 Points"

          TheStar

[snyprrr]

"We interrupt Greg's love life for the following important announcement..."

[jochanaan]

It's good to know ye American gents on the forum care more about Scotland than the English do hahahaha...

Well, we also have a history of rebelling against the English Crown.

[kishnevi]

The GOP will be horrified to see Scotland votes with no voter ID requirements.

[Ken B]

The GOP will be horrified to see Scotland votes with no voter ID requirements.

And rightly so. The world, I am told needs more Canada, and we have voter id.
Always were more sensible than yanks if I may say. 

[Brian]

"We interrupt Greg's love life for the following important announcement..."

bahahahahahahahaa

[Sergeant Rock]

I keep my cash in a tube stuffed up my ass!!

Brilliant! No one would think to look there...unless you try to board an airliner. In which case, those Krugerrands you're hoarding for the coming Meltdown will set off a TSA alarm 

Sarge

[Ken B]

No wins.

Probably the best thing all around, but I was hoping for 40 Labour seats to go away ...

[kishnevi]

Scotland was always known for good sense.
Sidelight.  Interesting name for the kilt wearing saltire waving gent in the photo the Guardian chose to use as the head of its blog
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scottish-independence/11106839/Scottish-independence-referendum-results-live.html
Perhaps he is descended from one of those Armada sailors wrecked on the coast ofbthe Highlands.

[Sergeant Rock]

Sidelight.  Interesting name for the kilt wearing saltire waving gent in the photo the Guardian chose to use as the head of its blog

Felipe MacPerez...I'm sure his line can be traced back to Bannockburn 

Sarge

[snyprrr]

58% NO at the moment

I can practically heeear the bricks being shat! Go John Go John Go John Go John- don't let them win!!

"Oh- me missed those votes over there in the corner. Let's go count those too."


BREAKING:

"103% Turnout for Historic Vote"

Brilliant! No one would think to look there...unless you try to board an airliner. In which case, those Krugerrands you're hoarding for the coming Meltdown will set off a TSA alarm 

Sarge

Quick! Gotta go. Lube me up brah













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